101 Winter Olympics Jokes

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  1. Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics in Milano Cortina?
  2. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics in Milano Cortina?
  3. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when the XXV Winter Olympics are being held?… February 6 to February 22, 2026.
  4. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: What amazing rapper carried the Olympic Torch through the streets of Milan?… Snoop Dogg.
  5. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me where the XXV Winter Olympics are being held?… Milano Cortina.
  6. Super Bowl Jokes for Teachers: Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: A few times. Once a year at Super Bowl time. Once every four years for the Winter Olympics. And once every four years for the Summer Olympics.
  7. Groundhog Day Jokes: What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. 
  8. Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: A few times. Once a year at Super Bowl time. Once every four years for the Winter Olympics. And once every four years for the Summer Olympics.
  9. Alpine Skiing / Alpine Skiing Jokes: Say what you want about Alpine Skiing… ..but the sports going downhill, FAST! 
  10. The Olympic skiing started really well but it was all downhill from there. 
  11. It turns out when the Russians said “dope” they weren’t just pretending to be cool in front of the snowboarders. 
  12. Fourth place in the Olympic luge… You win some, you luge some. 
  13. I’m a huge fan of Skeleton Bob… I liked Living Bob too. 
  14. Did you hear about the powerful journalist competing in the freestyle skiing?… She was a media mogul. 
  15. Did you hear Dolly Parton was angry she had to compete in the Olympics?… She was a cross country skier.
  16. People said the man with radiators was ruining the figure skating but… he was just trying to break the ice.
  17. An American whistleblower was planning to attend the Winter Olympics but… in the end he couldn’t because he was Snowden.
  18. My favourite Winter Olympic event is the one where two opposing teams go on the ice, pass the puck to each other, pay each other compliments, and make everyone involved feel really good about themselves… Nice hockey. 
  19. Why can’t Shaun White listen to vinyl at the Olympics?… He already broke all the records. 
  20. We lost our curling stone while playing a secret game of curling in a carpet shop… It got swept under the rug.
  21. The snow melted when the Winter Olympics were finished… All the fans had left. 
  22. My friend has bought three snowboards and now he can’t stop… He’s on a very slippery slope. 
  23. It was unfortunate the ice hockey competition had to stop because of a lack of equipment… They were all out of puck. 
  24. The hungover snowboarder got the chairlift to the start line… It was just the lift she needed. 
  25. Steve Austin, shocked after picking up a cool curling stone from the ice… “Stone cold!” 
  26. The speed skaters refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  27. The speed skaters refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  28. The figure skaters refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  29. The women’s hockey players refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  30. The men’s hockey player refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates. 
  31. Olympic Book Never Written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify. 
  32. What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?… Prontosaurus. 
  33. “I like the Olympics!” The Italian said gamely. 
  34. Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?…  Because the players dribble all over the court! 
  35. What’s the fastest bug at the Olympics?… The quicket. 
  36. Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?… She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball. 
  37. Olympiads… Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games. 
  38. A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled. 
  39. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move? … The splits! Joke by
  40. A book never written: “How to Do Gymnastics” by Tom E. Tuck.
  41. How do fireflies start a race?… On your mark. Get set. Glow!” 
  42. Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… They couldn’t keep their trunks up! 
  43. Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! 
  44. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for at Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics? 
  45. A book never written: “How to Win at the Winter Olympics” by Vick Tori. 
  46. Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the Olympics?… It was a cheetah. 
  47. Teacher: Please use the word “account” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “On account of three, we’ll start the race.” 
  48. What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! 
  49. Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Games?… Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup! 
  50. Why couldn’t the wolf run in the marathon?… He wasn’t a part of the human race! 
  51. Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?… It was two-tired. 
  52. A book never written: “The Marathon” by Will E. What is the best part of an Olympic boxer’s joke?… The punch line.
  53. Biathlon: Biathalon Jokes
  54. Bobsleigh: Bobsled Jokes:
  55. Cross Country Skiing: Cross Country Skiing Jokes
  56. Curling Curling Jokes: What’s a curler’s favorite kind of food?… Take out! (Fast Food Jokes)
  57. Figure skating: Figure Skating Jokes: How is music like ice skating?… If you don’t “C sharp” you’ll “B flat.”
  58. Freestyle Skiing Freestyle Skiing Jokes
  59. Ice Hockey: Hockey Jokes What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
  60. Luge: Luge Jokes: Why did the luge racers son become so good at it?… He was a chip off the old block.(Father’s Day Jokes)
  61. Nordic Combined
  62. Short Track Speed Skating
  63. Skeleton
  64. Ski Jumping Ski Jumping Jokes
  65. Snowboard Snowboarding Jokes:
  66. Speed skating