101 New England Jokes

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1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best New England jokes.
2. Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Milton, Massachusetts love Milton Williams.
3. Music Jokes: What was the Red Hot Chili Peppers favorite play in the AFC Championship game?… The New England Patriot’s FLEA flicker pass.
4. Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: The clutch running of New England’s quarterback MAYE have been the difference in the AFC Championship game.
5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe 13-year-old Drake Maye attended Super Bowl L in Santa Clara, California?… The Denver Broncos defeated the Carolina Panthers 24 – 10.
6. Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Patriots were 4 – 13 the year before they went to Super Bowl LX?
7. Dad, how do you win a Super Bowl without cheating?… I don’t know son, we are Patriots fans.
8. Patriots fans are being charged more money for Super Bowl tickets… It’s because of inflation.
9. New England Jokes: Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback.… He’s a quarterback.
10. Pirate Jokes: Who is a pirate’s favorite NFL receiver?… Kayshon “Pirate’s” Boutte.
11. Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl LV Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
12. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Who is a mole’s favorite NFL receiver?… Stefon Diggs.
13. Super Bowl LIII: I guess the Rams ended the Super Bowl the way they ended the season… 13-3.
14. New England Jokes: Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0!
15. Super Bowl Jokes: Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …However, Carroll said “No thanks! I’ll pass.”
16. Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North.
17. Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them I think I will pass.
18. How did the Seahawks feel after they lost the Super Bowl 24-6? “Deflated” “I’m just here so I don’t get fined”
19. Wild Card Weekend 2026: What do Seinfeld fans and New England Patriots fans have in common?… They both love the Drake.
20. Super Bowl LI: New England Jokes: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!
21. Super Bowl LIX: Washington Jokes: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.”
22. What are the four seasons called in New England?… Almost winter, Winter, Still winter, and 3 months of bad sledding.
23. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the 13 original colonies?
24. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the 13 original states?
25. What is the most popular band in New England?… The Four Seasons.
26. I fell in love with the foliage in New England… It really leaves a lasting impression!
27. The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated.
28. New England Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” New England Resident: “No, not yet.”
29. New England Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” New England Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes)
30. An old Vermonter who lives right on the Massachusetts boundary has his land surveyed… After the survey was complete and the new map was made, it turned out that he had been living in Massachusetts all this time. “Good” said the old man. “I can’t take any more of those Vermont winters!”
31. Who stole the heart of Massachusetts?… Nan took it. (Nantucket)
32. An old resident if New Hampshire who lives right on the Massachusetts boundary has his land surveyed… After the survey was complete and the new map was made, it turned out that he had been living in Massachusetts all this time. “Good” said the old man. “I can’t take any more of those Vermont winters!”
33. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best New England Patriots jokes.
34. What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Drake Maye and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
35. Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them I think I will pass.
36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
37. What are the Seahawk’s two most hated shows?… The Brady Bunch and Malcolm in the Middle!
38. Super Bowl LIX: Washington Jokes: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.”
39. New England Jokes: Milton, Massachusetts love Milton Williams.
40. Super Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
41. Super Bowl Halftime: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0
42. Music Jokes: Super Bowl LX: Bad Bunny….gonna make made money performing the Apple Music Super Bowl LX Halftime Show.
43. I’m relieved the Patriots lost… No patriot I know would ever beat an eagle.
44. New England Crazy 8s: 8 head coaches have made the Super Bowl in their 1st year AND 8 2nd year QBs have made the Super Bowl.
45. New England Jokes: Wild Card Weekend 2026: What do Seinfeld fans and New England Patriots fans have in common?… They both love the Drake.
46. Super Bowl LI: New England Jokes: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!
47. Super Bowl LIX: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.” (Washington Jokes)
48. Dad already knows who will win the Super Bowl LX… The team with the most points.
49. Super Bowl XX: Illinois Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
50. Super Bowl LX… Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me where I can buy Love the Drake Lager?…
52. Houston…. We have a problem… It is Maye Day in New England!
53. Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Houston Texans fans thinking you can go into the Razor, Gillette Stadium, in the snow and beat the New England Patriots.
54. Pirate Jokes: Who is a pirate’s favorite NFL receiver?… Kayshon “Pirate’s” Boutte.
55. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams who are playing in Super Bowl LX?… (New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks).
56. Mole Day Jokes: Who is a mole’s favorite NFL player?… Stefon Diggs.
57. January 25th, 2026: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the weather at Mile High Stadium for the AFC Championship?
58. AFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams in the 2026 AFC Championship?… (New England Patriots at the Denver Broncos.)
59. This is the 250th anniversary of America… obviously the New England Patriots were going to win the AFC Championship.
60. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you believe Jarrett Stidham used to play for the New England Patriots?
61. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
62. Colorado Jokes: With the injury to Bo Nix… I guess you can nix the idea that the Denver Broncos will win the LX Super Bowl.
63. AFC Championship: On paper, Drake Maye be a better QB Bo Nix’s backup, Jarrett Stidham.
64. AFC Championship: What is the #1 selling soda at Mile High Stadium… Orange Crush.
65. AFC Championship: Drake Maye have lucked out with the injury to Bo Nix.
66. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the franchise that has the most Super Bowl appearances?… New England Patriots (11).
67. AFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the New England Patriot legend who presented the Lamar Hunt Trophy to the Patriots for winning the AFC championship?… Adam Vinatieri.
68. AFC Championship: When New England Patriot Christian Gonzalez intercepted Jarrett Stidham’s pass… the Denver Broncos chance of going to the Super Bowl went GONZO!
69. AFC Championship: Fantasy Football: Denver Broncos fans thinking their team could beat the New England Patriots with Jarrett Stidham and go on to the Super Bowl.
70. New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Patriots were 4 – 13 the year before they went to Super Bowl LX?
71. New England Jokes: The clutch running of New England’s quarterback MAYE have been the difference in the AFC Championship game.
72. Music Jokes: What was the Red Hot Chili Peppers favorite play in the AFC Championship game?… The New England Patriot’s FLEA flicker pass.
73. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played on February 8, 2026.
74. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played on February 8, 2026.
75. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the location of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
76. Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California… are our Super Bowl jokes wearing thin?
77. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe 13-year-old Drake Maye attended Super Bowl L in Santa Clara, California?… The Denver Broncos defeated the Carolina Panthers 24 – 10.
78. Super Bowl XLV: “I told him, we are not discussing changing our city’s name until he brings home that Lombardi Trophy. So Tom and I will have that discussion in due time. Yes, we will talk about that, changing ‘Tampa,’ since we are becoming a title town, to ‘Tompa Bay.’ We’ll have those discussions.” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor
79. New England Jokes: Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North.
80. New England Jokes: Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback.… He’s a quarterback.
81. New England Jokes: Patriots fans are being charged more money for Super Bowl tickets… It’s because of inflation.
82. Super Bowl LIII: I guess the Rams ended the Super Bowl the way they ended the season… 13-3.
83. The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated.
84. New England Jokes: Dad, how do you win a Super Bowl without cheating?… I don’t know son, we are Patriots fans.
85. What does patriots stand for Pay All The Refs In Order To Succeed
86. What do the Patriots and Measles have in common? They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something.
87. How many Patriots fans does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. They just talk about how good the old one was.
88. The Patriots are true gentlemen. They let the Falcons finish their game before they started theirs.
89. Was nice to see the Rams and Patriots make it to the Maroon 5 concert last night.
90. The Chiefs’ defense isn’t doing well against the Patriots’ offense… Reminds me of colonial times.
91. The Patriots had to re-sod their field… Even the grass wont root for them.
92. Why do Patriots fans make the best spouses? Because they don’t mind if you cheat.
93. What do Patriots fans and horse flies have in common? They’re both annoying.
94. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl XL jokes.
95. Boston Celtics Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Boston Celtics basketball jokes.
96. 1957, 1959, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1966, 1968, 1969, 1974, 1976, 1981, 1984, 1986, 2008, 2024... Banner years in Boston!
97. Massachusetts Jokes: What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird.
98. June Jokes: 617 Day: The unofficial holiday of the Boston Celtics. (June 17th is the date the Celtics won the 2008 and 2024 NBA Titles.)
99. Massachusetts Jokes: Did you know the Celtics nutritionist does not recommend butter ever. His choice…. parkay.
100. NBA Champions: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the how many NBA titles the Celtics have won? 
101. American Revolution Jokes: 2024 NBA Finals: June 17th, 2024: Boston Three Party. December 16, 1773: Boston Tea Party.