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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best New England Patriots jokes.
- Super Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
- Music Jokes: Super Bowl LX: Bad Bunny….gonna make made money performing the Apple Music Super Bowl LX Halftime Show.
- New England Jokes: Wild Card Weekend 2026: What do Seinfeld fans and New England Patriots fans have in common?… They both love the Drake.
- Super Bowl LI: New England Jokes: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!
- Super Bowl LIX: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.” (Washington Jokes)
- Dad already knows who will win the Super Bowl LX… The team with the most points.
- Super Bowl XX: Illinois Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
- Super Bowl LX… Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me where I can buy Love the Drake Lager?…
- Houston…. We have a problem… It is Maye Day in New England!
- Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Houston Texans fans thinking you can go into the Razor, Gillette Stadium, in the snow and beat the New England Patriots.
- Pirate Jokes: Who is a pirate’s favorite NFL receiver?… Kayshon “Pirate’s” Boutte.
- Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams who are playing in Super Bowl LX?… (New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks).
- Mole Day Jokes: Who is a mole’s favorite NFL player?… Stefon Diggs.
- January 25th, 2026: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the weather at Mile High Stadium for the AFC Championship?
- AFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams in the 2026 AFC Championship?… (New England Patriots at the Denver Broncos.)
- This is the 250th anniversary of America… obviously the New England Patriots were going to win the AFC Championship.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you believe Jarrett Stidham used to play for the New England Patriots?
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
- Colorado Jokes: With the injury to Bo Nix… I guess you can nix the idea that the Denver Broncos will win the LX Super Bowl.
- AFC Championship: On paper, Drake Maye be a better QB Bo Nix’s backup, Jarrett Stidham.
- AFC Championship: What is the #1 selling soda at Mile High Stadium… Orange Crush.
- AFC Championship: Drake Maye have lucked out with the injury to Bo Nix.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the franchise that has the most Super Bowl appearances?… New England Patriots (11).
- AFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the New England Patriot legend who presented the Lamar Hunt Trophy to the Patriots for winning the AFC championship?… Adam Vinatieri.
- AFC Championship: When New England Patriot Christian Gonzalez intercepted Jarrett Stidham’s pass… the Denver Broncos chance of going to the Super Bowl went GONZO!
- AFC Championship: Fantasy Football: Denver Broncos fans thinking their team could beat the New England Patriots with Jarrett Stidham and go on to the Super Bowl.
- New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Patriots were 4 – 13 the year before they went to Super Bowl LX?
- New England Jokes: The clutch running of New England’s quarterback MAYE have been the difference in the AFC Championship game.
- Music Jokes: What was the Red Hot Chili Peppers favorite play in the AFC Championship game?… The New England Patriot’s FLEA flicker pass.
- California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played on February 8, 2026.
- California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played on February 8, 2026.
- California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the location of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
- Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California… are our Super Bowl jokes wearing thin?
- California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe 13-year-old Drake Maye attended Super Bowl L in Santa Clara, California?… The Denver Broncos defeated the Carolina Panthers 24 – 10.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl XL jokes.