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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Social Studies jokes.
- American Revolution Knock Knock Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings.
- American Revolution Jokes What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
- Civil War Jokes: Civil War jokes?… I don’t General Lee like them.
- Music Jokes: What Sam Cooke song is NOT on any social studies teacher’s playlist?… What A Wonderful World (Don’t Know Much About History)
- Civil War Jokes: I was researching the Jackson family tree. I got back as far as the Civil War and then… I hit a stone wall.
- Civil War Jokes: I, General Lee, believe Civil War jokes are in bad taste.
- Civil War Jokes: Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War… For the Confederacy, it all went South from there.
- Civil War Jokes: People often ask me if I know my Civil War era historical figures…. My response is usually “General Lee.”
- Civil War Jokes: I’m a historian who studies the American Civil War. Unfortunately, it’s been hard making money at this… So I applied for a General Grant.
- Civil War Jokes: “Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the show?”
- Civil War Jokes: Southerners can do pretty good Civil War voice impressions…. General Lee speaking.
- Super Bowl Jokes: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North.
- Dad Jokes: Son: I can’t believe I have to memorize the entire Gettysburg Address by tomorrow. Dad: Make sure you don’t forget the zip code!
- Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing.
- Tea Jokes: What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
- What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
- Tea Jokes: America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the Boston Harbor!
- Music Jokes: If the Founding Father’s were alive today, what Beatles song would be #1 on their playlist?… Revolution.
- Today’s performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to the cold. Once again… Brrr killed Hamilton.
- Army Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree.
- Teacher: “More than 250 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!”
- What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
- Ghost Jokes: What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ‘76!
- Paul Revere and his late night ride with his horse… A night mare for King George III and the British.
- Tea Jokes: The Boston Tea Party was on December 16, 1773. It must have been cold… Was that the 1st time there was Iced Tea?
- What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting!
- Geography Jokes: What is a geography teacher’s favorite site on the Freedom Trail?… The Old NORTH Church.
- Flag Day Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name how many stars are in the original United States flag? (13)
- Tea Jokes: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?… Tea-shirts.
- Pennsylvania Jokes: The Philadelphia 76ers, The New England Revolution, The New England Patriots… The official sports teams of the American Revolution.
- What do you call a patriot who’s always on time?… A minute man.
- 4th of July Quiz: Do they have a 4th of July in England?… Of course. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
- What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
- Tea Jokes: British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July…. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea.
- Doctor Jokes: Why did John Adams go to the doctor?… He had a bad case of independence-itis.
- Art Jokes: What do you call an AWESOME American Revolution drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy!
- Music Jokes: Who is a great musical performer and band to celebrate America’s 250th birthday?… Prince and the Revolution.
- Flag Day Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the person who designed the 1st American Flag! (Betsy Ross)
- Tea Jokes: What do you call a Boston Tea Party joke?… A brew-ha-ha!
- Pennsylvania Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… Yeah, it cracked me up!
- Geography Jokes: What is a geography teacher’s favorite spot in Concord, Massachusetts and site of a famous battle during the Revolutionary War?… The Old NORTH Bridge.
- Flag Day Jokes: Which flag is the most highly rated?… The American flag. It has 50 stars!
- The Civil War might be old news… but it’s still cannon-ical in history.
- Today I learned about Harvey E. Brown, a civil war surgeon who had so many amputations he ran out of fake legs and had to use a shovel… It was a ground-breaking medical procedure.
- The tourist: ”Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?” Be a “Teacher Ranger” at Gettysburg National Military Park
- Civil War Advice: Never take a victory for Grant-ed.
- President Jokes: Why did Abraham Lincoln always carry a pocket watch? Because he believed in making every second count!
- Why did the soldier take a pencil to the battle?… To draw his weapons.
- Civil War Pun: Some say Lincoln’s humor was dry… but his wit was emancipating.
- Why is Abraham Lincoln considered the least guilty American President?… Because he is in a cent.
- What did the Confederate flag say to the Union flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)
- What kind of dive are Civil War infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball (101 Sports Jokes)
- Abraham Lincoln was great at speeches… but not so much at ducking bullets.
- Who rode a dog and was a Confederate General during the American Civil War?… Robert E Flea!
- Pilgrim Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims!
- College Jokes: What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College.
- Tutoring Jokes: What is the first thing tutor teaches a little snake?… Hiss tory.
- Tutoring Jokes: What kind of tutor does a snake need?… A Hissss-tory tutor!
- 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory.
- Election Jokes: What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures!
- George Washington Jokes: How did George Washington speak to during his 1st presidential campaign?…. In general terms.
- George Washington Jokes: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie.
- Music Jokes: What is a confederate soldier’s favorite Billy Idol song?… Rebel yell.
- Civil War Jokes: Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed!
- George Washington Jokes: What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon!
- Why did they call Lincoln “Honest Abe”?… Because that’s what it said on all his campaign buttons.
- George Washington Jokes: Was General Washington a handsome man?… Yes, he was George-eous!!
- Geography Jokes: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use.
- Geography Jokes: How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?… With his Discover card!
- Geography Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
- Geography Jokes: What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
- What do John Wayne and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
- What is smarter, longitude or latitude?…Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
- What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?… A stamp.
- Geography Jokes: “Old geographers never die, they just become legends.”
- Why was longitude boiling mad?… Because it was 360 degrees.
- What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map.
- What did one American flag say to the other flag?….. Nothing. It just waved!
- Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!”
- What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
- Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… Yeah, it cracked me up!
- “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!”
- What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting!
- What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
- Do they have a 4th of July in England?… Of course. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
- What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
- Civil War Jokes: Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing.
- The tourist: ”Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?” Be a “Teacher Ranger” at Gettysburg National Military Park
- What did one Union flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved!
- What did one Confederate flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved!
- What did the Confederate flag say to the Union flag?… Nothing. It waved!
- Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?… Robert E Flea!
- Where did the General Lee put his armies?… In his sleeveis. (get it his sleeves)?
- Where did the General Grant put his armies?… In his sleeveis. (get it his sleeves)?
- Never take a victory for Grant-ed.
- Teacher: Abraham Lincoln had to walk 8 miles to so school. Student: He should have gotten up earlier and taken the bus like everyone else.