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April Jokes

  1. April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
  2. April 2nd National Walking Day: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.”
  3. Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Why did the police officer go to the Opening Day baseball game?… Someone stole second base!
  4. Final Four JokesDuke Basketball Jokes: Cooper Flagg is the Maine attraction of 2025 March Madness.
  5. April 5th: National Burrito Day JokesWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
  6. Final Four JokesAll the #1 seeds advance to the Final Four in 2025…. that is ONEderful. (#1 Duke, #1 Florida, #1 Houston, #1 Auburn)
  7. What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
  8. Masters Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. 
  9. Masters Jokes: “If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.” Gary Player
  10. Masters Jokes: What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course. 
  11. April 11th: National Pet Day JokesHow did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! 
  12. April 12th National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day:
  13. Masters Jokes: What is the #1 hole to have a cup of tea in golf?… Tea Olive, Hole #1 at Augusta National Golf Course. 
  14. 2025 Masters Tournament Jokes:
  15. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims.
  16. Texas JokesWhy was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’ 
  17. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (Top Spring Jokes)
  18. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
  19. April 18th The Masters is sometimes falls on Good Friday… The most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. 
  20. Can February March? … No, but April May!
  21. April 20th: Easter JokesWhat do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Top Basketball Jokes)
  22. April 21st: Patriots’ Day JokesWhat was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory
  23. Boston Marathon Jokes:
  24. Massachusetts Jokes:
  25. Prom JokesWhat did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
  26. April 22nd: 101 Earth Day JokesHow do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  27. Boston Marathon Jokes
  28. Florida Jokes: Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys.
  29. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! 
  30. Top 10 March Madness JokesMy bracket is less “March Madness” and more “March Sadness.”
  31. April 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Top Cereal Day Jokes)