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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best prom jokes.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes!
- Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer at the prom?
- What does this joke and an overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers!
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… He had no body to go with.
- What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste!
- Prom Advice: “Life is a party. Dress for it.” Audrey Hepburn
- What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember!
- A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line.
- What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days!
- Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer!
- Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to prom with him!
- My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch.
- How do memes go to the proms?… In a lmaosine.
- The band played so well at prom… it really struck a chord with the audience!
- Never bring a girl named Autumn to the prom… because she’ll leave you.
- What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School.
- Who do high school basketball centers like to dance to at the prom?… POST Malone.
- Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.”
- What does a volleyball player do at prom?… To spike the punch.
- Why did the orange take a prune to the high school prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
- I went to an ocean themed prom… It was a whale of a time.
- What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance of the prom!
- High School Prom… Well, at least it’ll never be as awkward as a middle school dance. (Middle School Jokes)
- What do Star Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE.
- What do you call a dancing ghost at prom?… The boogie man!
- What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
- What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal.
- Why wasn’t the car able to go to prom?… It didn’t have good at-tire!
- Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball.
- What does a biologist wear to prom?… Designer jeans (genes).
- What do you call a prom for math geeks?… A square dance!
- What did the prom dress say to the suit?… “Don’t worry, we’re a perfect match!”
- What did the cloud wear to the prom?… a rainbow.
- What did the high school students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom King’s Tuxedo jacket.
- Where did the Spiderman find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s prom night?
- Why couldn’t Bruce Wayne find a prom date?… Because he had BAT breath.
- Prom Advice: “When in doubt, overdress.” Vivienne Westwood
- How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up.
- Where do cows go before prom?… To the moooooovies.
- Why was the boy wearing sunglasses to the prom?… He had a bright date.
- Who did the zombie take to the prom?… His ghoul-friend!
- What do you call a well-dressed lion on prom night?… A dandy lion!
- What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie.
- Final Four Jokes: What Final Four 2024 basketball team was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr.
- Most high school basketball players do not like to go to prom… they prefer to dance at a ball.
- What kind of bow cannot be tied on prom night?… a rainbow.
- 20 years ago I asked my high school love out to the prom, today I asked her to marry me… Both times she said no.
- The astronomy club hosted a “stellar” prom… it was out of this world!
- The zombie couple went to prom… but their dance moves were a bit stiff!
- Why did the boy bring a fig to the prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
- Me and my high school prom date are marrying next year… Hers is in May and mine in June!
- Why did 4 not ask 2 to prom?… He was two squared.
- Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?.. His ghoul friend.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about prom?
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… Cause he had no body to go with.
- Why couldn’t the broom go to the prom?… Because he was always sweeping during class!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good prom knock-knock joke?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last dance!
- The high school for the blind had the best prom… Everyone danced like no one was watching.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good prom knock knock jokes?
- What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp.
- Where did the spider find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web.
- Do you know what my prom date’s suit is made out of?… Boyfriend Material.
- What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom Queen’s shoes.
- What did the fruit say to its prom date?… “I find you a-peeling! Let’s have a berry good time!”
- Why did the tomato turn red at the prom?… It saw the salad dressing!
- I brought my calculator to prom because I knew I’d be multiplying my dance moves all night!
- Do you know what my prom date’s dress is made out of?… Girlfriend Material.
- Why did the jock wear sunglasses to prom?… He had a bright date.
- Where do lightning bolts go to for prom?… Too cloud!
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… You might think it’s because he has no body to go with, but in reality it’s just because he’s dead.
- I heard of a high school prom that had the best drink in the world… Couldn’t find the punch line though.
- Prom Rule 1: Never miss a chance to dance.
- Did you see the soccer player at prom?… He was really kicking up a storm on the dance floor!
- Why did the flower shop owner get excited during prom season?… It was blooming with opportunities!
- Why wouldn’t anyone ask the strawberry to the prom?… It was past her sell by date.
- The prom committee ordered custom coffee mugs for the prom… so everyone could have a memorable cup-le!
- Why did the scientist go to prom?… To demonstrate some chemistry on and off the dance floor!
- Why did the photographer always go to prom?… He loved capturing the picture perfect moments and making memories develop!
- The prom king and queen were always full of puns… they were the reigning champions of one-liners!
- Why did the prom queen bring a ladder?… She wanted to make a grand entrance!
- The shy bookworm finally took the plunge and asked his favorite author to prom… it’s a novel approach!
- Did you hear about the guy who planned the prom?… He was a real dance-ignator!
- What did the prom king say to his date?… I’m so glad we’re on the same wavelength. Let’s have a night full of harmonious moves!”
- Why did the prom prince wear a snorkel?… He wanted to make a splash on the dance floor!
- The jazz band played so well at prom… it really struck a chord with the audience!
- Why did the music teacher go to the prom?… He couldn’t resist a good bass-dropping event!
- What do you call a prom for fish?… The Scales Formal!
- Why did the mathletes have their own prom? …They wanted the perfect equation for a night of fun!
- Did you hear about the prom photo booth?… It’s the perfect place to strike a pose-a!
- How did the ghosts prepare for prom?… They had a boo-tiful time getting their ectoplasmic outfits ready!
- Due to the viral outbreak, a high school prom goes into mandatory lock-down. QuaranTeen-Pregnancy rates skyrocket.
- How did the high schoolers make the prom a spicy event?… They turned up the salsa dancing!
- Why was the DJ always in demand for proms?… Because he knew how to spin the records and make everyone dance with vinyl-inty!
- The math club had a prom called “The Square Root of Fun.”
- The vampire couple decided to go to prom, but they were worried about fitting in – turns out, they were just coffin on their own insecurities.