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  1. September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Nor’easter jokes.
  2. So Siri tells me there’s a Nor’easter on the way, to which I say “Surely you can’t be serious” and she replies “I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.”… I must have left my phone in airplane mode.
  3. Christmas Jokes: I do not celebrate Christmas… Nor’Easter
  4. Harvest Moon Jokes: What do you call a Harvest Moon during a Nor’ester?… A Howling Harvest Moon.
  5. Good Friday Jokes: I do not celebrate Good Friday… Nor’Easter.
  6. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Red Sox moved their final game with the Cubs to Tropicana field because of the Nor’Easter?
  7. Easter Jokes: Easter… the unofficial holiday of a Nor’Easter.
  8. College Jokes: Northeastern… The unofficial college of a Nor’Ester..
  9. Homecoming Jokes: What happens if a Nor’Easter happens on a Homecoming Weekend?… It will blow you away!
  10. Massachusetts Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the Massachusetts coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  11. Easter Jokes: What do you get when you cross a giant winter storm with a rabbit that hides eggs?… The Nor’easter Bunny!
  12. Music Jokes: What Bonnie Raitt song is on every Nor’Easter playlist?… Storm Warning.
  13. Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe they canceled football games because of the Nor’easter?
  14. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we survived the September 2026 Nor’easter?
  15. Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how many A.D.s moved high school football games because of the Nor’easter?
  16. Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how many college football games were played during the Nor’easter? 
  17. Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we had a Nor’Ester in SEPTEMBER (2026)?
  18. Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how many states were impacted by the SEPTEMBER 2026 Nor’Ester?
  19. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe explain to me what makes a storm a Nor’Ester?… A storm is a Nor’easter when it forms along the East Coast of North America and produces persistent winds blowing from the northeast off the Atlantic Ocean.
  20. Cape Cod Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the Cape Cod coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  21. Can you believe they football played games during of the Nor’easter?
  22. Easter Jokes: Why did the Easter Bunny hate the big coastal storm?… He had a really bad hare day in the wind. 
  23. Rhode Island Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the Rhode Island coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  24. New York Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the New York coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  25. Connecticut Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the Connecticut coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  26. Maine Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the Maine coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  27. New Hampshire Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to New Hampshire?… I have my eye on you. 
  28. What did the weather forecaster say during the March blizzard?… “Hop to it, folks—we are about to get snowed in!” 
  29. Why do people in New England stay inside during a Nor’easter?… Because it is an eggs-treme weather event.
  30. Massachusetts Jokes:Why did the math tutor love when a Nor’easter hit town?… Because it was the only time the local school district finally understood how to do “long division”—by completely splitting up the school week!
  31. How did the English tutor know a Nor’easter was getting serious?… The wind started blowing so hard outside, it began changing all of their students’ passive verbs into active panic.
  32. Massachusetts Jokes: North Easton… the unofficial Massachusetts town of a Nor’Easter.
  33. What did the tutor say to the student when the Nor’easter knocked out the power and the internet?… “Don’t worry, we can still look at the bright side… well, as soon as I find the flashlight.”
  34. When a tutor tells a distracted student to focus during a blizzard, they aren’t looking for the eye of the storm—they are just looking for some actual eye contact.
  35. “I told my student we had to study through the coastal flood warning. They said I was being way too hard-boiled, but I told them they just needed to pass their eggs-ams!”
  36. New Jersey Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the New Jersey coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  37. What did the Nor’Easter say to Pennsylvania?… I have my eye on you. 
  38. What did the Nor’Easter say to North Carolina?… I have my eye on you.
  39. What did the Nor’Easter say to Virginia?… I have my eye on you.
  40. What did the Nor’Easter say to Washington DC?… I have my eye on you.
  41. What did the Nor’Easter say to Delaware?… I have my eye on you.
  42. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the PSA safety phrase for driving in a storm?… Turn Around Don’t Drown!
  43. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Hurricane Nola is hitting Hawaii about the same time a Nor’Easter is hitting New England?
  44. What is a geography teacher‘s favorite type of storm? A nor Easter
  45. The Nor’easter Bunny… the official mascot of a Nor’Easter storm.
  46. There’s a Gale warning with this nor’easter… I don’t know who Gale is, but I’ll watch out for her.
  47. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the damage of the most recent Nor’Easter?
  48. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the hype of the most recent Nor’Easter?
  49. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe explain the difference between a nor’easter and blizzard.
  50. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 50 Nor’Easter jokes?

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