Top 50 Mole Day Jokes

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  1. October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mole Day jokes. 
  2. Got Mole Problems?….. Call 602 – 1023!  
  3. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! 
  4. Hiking Jokes: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills! 
  5. Election Jokes: There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron.
  6. Tree Jokes: Where does Avogadro plant his trees?… Moles in the ground. 
  7. College Football Jokes: What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles!
  8. Chemistry Jokes: What did 1 mole say to the other?… We make great  chemistry together.
  9. How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!   
  10. Wizard of Oz Jokes: What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.”
  11. What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!  
  12. Alabama Jokes: Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile! Alabama.
  13. What is Avogadro’s favorite Broadway Play?… HaMOLEton!
  14. Music Jokes: Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art 
  15. New England Jokes: Who is a mole’s favorite NFL player?… Stefon Diggs.
  16. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled! 
  17. How did Avogadro get to the desert?… On a camole.
  18. What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads?… A steam-mole-r. 
  19. Music Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of  music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole! 
  20. What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs.
  21. Baseball Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite baseball team?… The Molewaukee Brewers!
  22. Canada Day Jokes: What was Avogadro’s favorite beer?… Moleson Golden Ale.
  23. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.
  24. Dentist Jokes: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. 
  25. What did Avogadro give his ex-wife every month?… Alimoley!   
  26. Math Jokes: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication.
  27. High School Jokes: What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mol.
  28. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!     
  29. Chemistry Jokes: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum.
  30. Hiking Jokes: On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole! 
  31. What’s the mole’s favorite college  basketball team?… The Florida State Semimoles!
  32. Golf Jokes: What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one.
  33. Election Jokes: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect   
  34. Ice Cream Jokes: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, Hershey’s chocolate syrup, & milk together?… A chocolate Moletd!  
  35. Astronomy Jokes: Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… The Molkey Way! 
  36. Hiking Jokes: Moles over dramatize everything… They make mountains out of mole hills.   
  37. Music Jokes: What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody.   
  38. Track & Field Jokes: What did people say about Avogadro’s track skills?… They said he was slow as moleasses.   
  39. Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number.   
  40. 101 New Year’s Eve Jokes: What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Years Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne”
  41. Psychology Jokes: What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole.   
  42. Chemistry Jokes: Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles.
  43. Music Jokes: Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones.
  44. I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind… They broke the moled when they made him.   
  45. What do you call a person who collects mole memorabilia?… A mole-ector!   
  46. Candy Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate.  
  47. Election Jokes: Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative.
  48. Music Jokes: Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy! 
  49. What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply!
  50. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocado’s number!