Top 50 Mole Day Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mole Day jokes. 
  2. Got Mole Problems?….. Call 602 – 1023!  
  3. Tree Jokes: Where does Avogadro plant his trees?… Moles in the ground. 
  4. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!     
  5. Wizard of Oz Jokes: What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, i’m mole-ting.”
  6. New England Jokes: Who is a mole’s favorite NFL player?… Stefon Diggs.
  7. Hiking Jokes: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills! 
  8. Chemistry Jokes: What did 1 mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.      
  9. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled! 
  10. Election Jokes: There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron.
  11. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!     
  12. How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!      
  13. What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!   
  14. College Football Jokes: What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles!
  15. What’s the mole’s favorite college basketball team?… The Florida State Semimoles!
  16. Ice Cream Jokes: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, Hershey’s chocolate syrup, & milk together?… A chocolate Moletd!  
  17. What is Avogadro’s favorite Broadway Play?… HaMOLEton!    
  18. Chemistry Jokes: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum   
  19. How did Avogadro get to the desert?… on a camole.
  20. Hiking Jokes: Moles over dramatize everything… They make mountains out of mole hills.   
  21. Alabama Jokes: Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile! Alabama.
  22. Election Jokes: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect   
  23. Music Jokes: What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody.   
  24. Music Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole!   
  25. Dentist Jokes: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. 
  26. Track & Field Jokes: What did people say about Avogadro’s track skills?… T said he was slow as moleasses.   
  27. Why are moles bad at counting?… Because t only know one number.   
  28. Hiking Jokes: On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole!   
  29. What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads?… A steam-mole-r.   
  30. Golf Jokes: What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one.
  31. Psychology Jokes: What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole.   
  32. High School Jokes: What do you call a 10th grader taking ?… A Soph – Mol.    
  33. Wizard of Oz Jokes: What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.” 
  34. Music Jokes: Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones.
  35. Math Jokes: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication.
  36. What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs  
  37. I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind… They broke the moled when they made him.   
  38. What do you call a person who collects mole memorabilia?… A mole-ector!   
  39. Candy Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate.  
  40. Election Jokes: Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative.
  41. Music Jokes: Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy! 
  42. 101 New Year’s Eve Jokes: What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Years Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne”   
  43. Music Jokes: Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art 
  44. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.  
  45. What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply!
  46. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocado’s number!  
  47. Alabama Jokes: Where did Avogadro’s retire?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. 
  48. What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses!   
  49. Chemistry Jokes: Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles. 
  50. What do you get if you cross a mole with a highly explosive substance?… A ther-mole reaction!