Thanksgiving Jokes

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As Thanksgiving approaches, we wanted to share a few more with you. We hope you enjoy. Since we established ourselves in the South Shore area, we would like to start with a joke from the Plymouth, Massachusetts area.

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1. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Thanksgiving jokes! 
2. Pilgrim Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
3. Grandparent Jokes: Grandma was showing us a painting of the Pilgrim Family on Thanksgiving card. She commented, ‘The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their moms & #ads & praying to God.’ My brother looked at her doubtfully & asked, ‘Then why is their father carrying that rifle?’
4. President Jokes: What did the turkey say when he met the President Trump?… “Pardon me.”
5. Pilgrim Jokes: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?… Plymouth Rock!
6. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot!
7. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY.
8. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee who?… Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
9. Grandparent Jokes: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE!
10. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Leaf… Leaf who?… Leaf me alone. I’m watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade!
11. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce give thanks!
12. What’s something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving?… A family member giving you the bird.
13. Cemetery Jokes: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”  “No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
14. Pilgrim Jokes: A pilgrim is walking through the woods when he comes across a hungry bear…. …the pilgrim then drops to his knees on the trail and claspes his hands together to pray for salvation. To his surprise . . . so did the bear! Greatly heartened by this, the pilgrim then began to pray. “Oh, Heavenly Father, please let this be a Christian bear! I don’t want to be eaten by those evil nasty devil bears!” And the bear, to the great shock of the pilgrim, began to pray, too! Kneeling there on the side of the road across from the pilgrim, paws clasped together, the bear prayed, “Oh, Heavenly Father! For this meal, which we are about to receive . . . we give thanks.”
15. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?
16. Christmas Jokes: What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham?… It’s nice to meat you!
17. Thanksgiving Pun: My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes… but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
18. What material did the turkey use to build a driveway?… Gobblestones.
19. Thanksgiving Pun: I’m stuffed with gratitude.
20. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Holly… Holly who?… Holly-days are the best time of year.
21. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Dishes!… Dishes who?… Dishes the BEST Thanksgiving ever! 
22. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?… It had 24 carrots.
23. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
24. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week & Is Spelling Really Important?)
25. Which bird is best at bowling?… A turkey.
26. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ben!… Ben who?… Ben waiting for Thanksgiving all year! 
27. “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” Kevin James
28. Thanksgiving Pun: Don’t be a jerky, pass the turkey.
29. “Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.” Erma Bombeck
30. Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?… Because it’s a-maize-ing.
31. Thanksgiving Pun: You gotta keep track of the thyme on Thanksgiving!
32. Prom Jokes: Did you hear about the turkey prom?… It was a Butterball. 
33. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Thanksgiving to you!
34. Thanksgiving Pun: Gobble ’til you wobble.
35. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?… Your nose.
36. What kind of bagel travels on Thanksgiving?… A plain bagel.
37. Hat Jokes: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
38. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?… Wing! Wing!
39. How does a turkey travel?… By gravy train.
40. Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme!
41. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… A herd… A herd who?… A herd you were hosting Thanksgiving this year.
42. Black Friday Jokes: When does Black Friday come before Thanksgiving?… In the dictionary.
43. Pumpkin Jokes: What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?… “Good-pie, everyone.”
44. Thanksgiving Pun: Pass the corn-y Thanksgiving jokes, please.
45. Thanksgiving Pun: Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
46. Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken
47. Thanksgiving Pun: You butter believe I’m going back for seconds.
48. Police Jokes: Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play!
49. Pilgrim Jokes: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?… Pilgrimage.
50. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive the turkey stuffing!
51. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Tanks…. Tanks who?… Tanksgiving is here! 
52. Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?… He lost track of Thyme. 
53. Why do so many people eat potatoes on Thanksgiving?… Because they’ve got a-peel.
54. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita nap, I ate too much turkey and stuffing.
55. Hunting Jokes: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?… “Quack! Quack!”
56. Pilgrim Jokes: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?… Plymouths. 
57. Barber Jokes: You know you overdid it on Thanksgiving when you cut yourself shaving and you bleed gravy.
58. Pilgrim Jokes: If the pilgrims sailed on the Mayflower, then what boat does a teacher sail on?… A scholar ship.
59. Marriage Jokes: Thanksgiving Pun: I’m so grateful for my butter-half.
60. Math Jokes: What do math teachers eat on Thanksgiving?… Pumpkin pi.
61. Pilgrim Jokes: What’s a pilgrim’s grandmother called?…  Pilgrammy. 
62. Why did the turkey cross the road?… It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
63. Pilgrim Jokes: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? … Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
64. Thanksgiving Pun: Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
65. Pilgrim Jokes & Labor Day Jokes: Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?… It’s a crummy job.
66. Pilgrim Jokes: What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner?… A har-vest.
67. Pilgrim Jokes: What did Pilgrims use to bake cookies?… May-flour!
68. What should you never pick at the Thanksgiving dinner table?… Your nose.
69. What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken?… Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.
70. Halloween Jokes: Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving.
71. What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!”
72. Farming Jokes: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?… He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
73. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?… Lucky!
74. Thanksgiving Pun: Say hello to this gourd-geous spread!
75. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Butter… Butter who?… Butter bring me some pie!
76. Fall Jokes: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A Har- VEST.
77. Pilgrim Jokes: What do you call an attractive Pilgrim?… A puri-ten!
78. Cheese Jokes: How’d the Thanksgiving cheese plate go over?… Everyone was grateful.
79. How many bakers does it take to make a Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie?… 3.14. 
80. Music Jokes: What is stuffing’s favorite song?… “Hit Me, Baby, One More Thyme”
81. Thanksgiving Pun: I cran and I cran, but I can’t eat another bite!
82. Thanksgiving Pun: Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.
83. Pie Jokes: I tried a new pie recipe for Thanksgiving… I am a real PIE – oneer.
84. What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?… Vegetarians. 
85. What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?… I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
86. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Dewey… Dewey who?… Dewey have to wait long to eat?
87. Music Jokes: What is the best Meghan Trainor song to play while making Thanksgiving dinner?… “All About That Baste.” 
88. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Hatch… Hatch who?… Sorry you’ve got a cold on Thanksgiving!
89. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Tamara… Tamara who?… Tamara will eat all the Thanksgiving leftovers!
90. Octopus Jokes: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?… Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
91. Music Jokes: What’s the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?… “All About That Baste.”
92. Music Jokes: Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks.
93. Grandparent Jokes: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
94. Police Jokes: Why did the police officer stop Mom on the way home from Thanksgiving?… Because she far exceeded the feed limit.
95. Thanksgiving Pun: Will I eat leftovers for a week?… I cran, and I will.
96. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Arthur… Arthur who?… Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?
97. What do turkeys say on Thanksgiving?… “Moo.”
98. Thanksgiving Pun: Family Thanksgiving is totally my jam.
99. Principal Jokes: Why did the Turkey get sent to the principal’s office?… For using fowl language.
100. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: Why was the turkey expelled from the basketball game?… It fowled out.
101. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Dishes!… Dishes who?… Dishes a very bad Thanksgiving joke! 
102. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Handsome… Handsome who?… Handsome gravy to me, please.
103. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Gwen… Gwen who?… Gwen is Thanksgiving dinner? I’m hungry!
104. Thanksgiving Pun: And last but not feast…
105. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Annie… Annie who?… Annie body seen the turkey?
106. Thanksgiving Pun: Talk turkey to me.
107. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Don… Don who?… Don eat all the gravy…I want some more.
108. Thanksgiving Pun: More rolls? You butter believe it
109. Pie Jokes: Thanksgiving Pun: I only have pies for you.
110. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Wanda… Wanda who?… Wanda wish you a Happy Thanksgiving!
111. Pilgrim Jokes: What do you get when you cross a Pilgrim with a cracker?…  A Pilgraham.  
112. Pilgrim Jokes: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?… Pil-grimace.
113. Pilgrim Jokes: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?… Pilgrammar.
114. Pilgrim Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… May… May who?… Mayflower landed in Plymouth Harbor. 
115. Pilgrim Jokes: What’s a pilgrim’s grandmother called?…  Pilgranny. 
116. Pilgrim Jokes: What kind of music was played at the Thanksgiving school concert?… Plymouth Rock.  
117. What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?… You’ll both be filled with stuffing.
118. Pilgrim Jokes: What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim?… Pil-grim Reaper
119. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like some stuffing?
120. Thanksgiving Pun: Life’s gourd with gravy.
121. When are turkeys the most grateful?… The day after Thanksgiving.
123. What do you call rain on Turkey Day?… Fowl weather.
124. Pilgrim Jokes: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape!
125. Crayon Jokes: What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids’ table?… Crayon-berry sauce.
126. What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?… Squash casserole. 
127. What do you need to make Thanksgiving s’mores?… Pil-graham crackers. 
128. Pilgrim Jokes: What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan.
129. Pilgrim Jokes: If pilgrims travel on the Mayflower, then what do college students travel on?…  The Scholar Ships.   
130. Fast Food Jokes: What do you call a running turkey?… Fast food. 
131. Bird Jokes: Mom, can I have a canary for Thanksgiving?… NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else.
133. Thanksgiving Pun: It’s all gravy from here.
134. What’s the forecast for Thanksgiving, regardless of what the meteorologist says?… Sweater weather.
135. Tree Jokes: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?… A poul-tree!
136. Halloween Jokes: What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?… Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.
137. What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?… To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
138. Pilgrim Jokes: Why did the Pilgrim band need a turkey?… For the drumsticks!
139. Pilgrim Jokes: What is a pilgrim’s favorite subject in school?… Pilgrammar. 
140. What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?… Yammies.
141. Thanksgiving Pun: Let’s get basted.
142. Thanksgiving Pun: This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.
143. Pie Jokes: Thanksgiving Pun: Pie love you berry much.
144. Grandparent Jokes: What does Grandma say when you burn the holiday meal?… Oh, good gravy! 
145. Pie Jokes: What do you call a baker who only makes pies?… The Pie-oneer Woman.
146. Pilgrim Jokes: What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims land at Plymouth rock?… They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner. 
147. World Geography Jokes: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?… Turkey.
148. You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.
149. What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?… The casse-role. 
150. What vegetable was hiding in the basement on Thanksgiving?… Cellar-y. 
151. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you going to pass the gravy?
152. Why don’t Thanksgiving side dishes tell jokes?… They’re too corny. 
153. Thanksgiving Pun: You think Thanksgiving dinner is done?… You ain’t seen stuffing yet.
154. Pope Jokes: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?… Because they use such FOWL language.
155. Dad Jokes: What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn?
156. How do leaves get to Thanksgiving dinner?… By autumn-mobile. 
157. Sandwich Jokes: What did the leftover turkey say?… Make me a sandwich!
158. What did the carrot say to the celery?… Stop stalking me!
159. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Senior… Senior who?… Senior cooking. Can I have some?
160. What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving school play?… The casse-role. 
161. Pilgrim Jokes: When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?… On their feet!
162. Geography Jokes: How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore!
163. Pilgrim Jokes: Why did the Pilgrims spend their first Thanksgiving eating outside with the Indians… They didn’t have reservations.
164. President Jokes: What did the president say when presented with a poorly cooked turkey?… Is it too late for a pardon?
165. What’s the best way to keep a turkey in suspense?… You’ll find out at Thanksgiving dinner! 
166. Pilgrim Jokes: What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims?…  Pilgrim Reaper.
167. Music Jokes: Why did the turkey become a percussionist?… It already had the drumsticks.
168. Did you hear about the turkey who lost his left leg?… He’s all right now.
169. Pilgrim Jokes: Two Pilgrims walk into a bar… The third one ducked.
170. What kind of turkey requires ID?… Wild Turkey.
171. Dad Jokes: What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?… “Grace.” 
172. November Jokes: What’s a turkey’s favorite month?… They don’t have one, but they prefer any other than November!
173. Pilgrim Jokes: In April of 1620, it rained. That same year, the Pilgrims arrived. I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.
174. Pilgrim Jokes: How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America?… On the Mooooo-flower. 
175. Psychology Jokes: What are unhappy cranberries called?… Blueberries!
176. Pie Jokes: What do you say when you have to leave Thanksgiving before dessert?… Pie-pie!
177. What sound does a dizzy turkey make?… Wobble, wobble.
178. Star Wars Jokes: What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?… May the forks be with you.
179. Pilgrim Jokes: Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?… Your close group of pal-grims.
180. Pilgrim Jokes: What did Pilgrim teenagers think about the first Thanksgiving?… It was corny.
181. Pilgrim Jokes: What’s John Wayne’s favorite holiday?… Thanksgiving, Pilgrim.
182. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Figs… Figs who?… Figs the doorbell. We have Thanksgiving guests coming.
183. Ghost Jokes: Who scared the cranberries?… The booberries! 
184. What does a one-legged turkey say?… Wobble wobble! 
185. Halloween Jokes: What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween?… A gobblin’!
186. Why did the turkey cross the road?… It was the chicken’s day off. 
187. When does a loaf of bread rise?… When you yeast expect it. 
188. Book Jokes: What is a sweet potato’s favorite book?… Green Eggs and Yam. 
189. Pilgrim Jokes: What’s the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?… Pilgram.
190. What did the turkey say to the computer?… “Google, google, google.”
191. Ghost Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?… A poultrygeist!
192. How did the peas feel when they found out everyone preferred mashed potatoes?… They were green with envy.
193. Pilgrim Jokes: If the Pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships.
194. Why do turkeys hate the kitchen on Thanksgiving?… It smells fowl. 
195. Music Jokes: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?… A turkey that can pluck itself!
196. Space Force Jokes: What sound does a space turkey make?… Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
197. Pirate Jokes: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?… A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.
198. Music Jokes: What do you call a group of musical sweet potatoes?… A yam session.
199. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?… He was ready for a roast.
200. Math Jokes: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi.
201. Halloween Jokes: What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?… One has gobblers, the other goblins.
202. What did the mashed potatoes say to the sweet potatoes?… I yam what I yam!
203. Pilgrim Jokes: Give a pilgrim some corn… He eats for a day, teach a pilgrim to grow corn… He kills your people and takes your land.
204. Principal Jokes: Why did the Turkey get suspended?… For using fowl language.
205. Pumpkin Jokes: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash.
206. Farming Jokes: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?… He sensed fowl play.
207. Pilgrim Jokes: Did you hear about the Pilgrim who’s afraid of escalators?… He’s taking steps to avoid them.
208. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
209. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”… Because they never learned good table manners!
210. What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A Turkey.
211. College Football Jokes: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football game?… Too many fowl plays.
212. Where do you find a turkey with no legs?… Exactly where you left it!
213. College Football Jokes: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football game?… Fowl language.
214. College Basketball Jokes: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the basketball game?… Too many fowl plays.
215. Where do Pilgrims spend their money?… At the Mayflower Mall!
216. What was the turkey suspected of?… Fowl play.
217. College Basketball Jokes: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the basketball game?… Fowl language.
218. What do you call a holiday dinner without the parents?… Friendsgiving.
219. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?…The outside!
220. What did the turkey say to his real estate agent?… Turn-key only.
221. New York Jokes: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all.
222. What do you call a bowl of cranberry sauce falling off the table?… A flying saucer. 
223. Music Jokes: Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?… Because he already had drumsticks! 
224. If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?… Goblet.
225. Pizza Jokes: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream.
226. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?… Drumsticks for everyone!
227. Music Jokes: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?… The drumstick!
228. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?… Foul weather!
229. What’s the most musical part of a turkey?… The drumstick!
230. What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A turkey.
231. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler!
232. When do you serve tofu turkey?… Pranksgiving.
233. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?… Boy! I’m stuffed!
234. Music Jokes: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?… God save the kin.
235. Did you hear the one about the rude turkey?… It was jerk-y.
236. Pilgrim Jokes: What did Pilgrims put in their pumpkin pie?… Their teeth.  
237. I have a few any cornbread jokes?… but they’re too corny to share.
238. What did the little turkey say to the big turkey bully?… Peck on someone your own size!
239. Why did the turkey cross the road?… He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
240. Dad Jokes: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?… “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
241. What did the ocean say when it saw the Mayflower crossing the Atlantic?… Nothing. It just waved.
242. Psychology Jokes: Why did the mashed potatoes go to therapy?… Too many mixed feelings.
243. Pilgrim Jokes: Could Pilgrims jump higher than their houses?…  Of course, houses can’t jump at all.  
244. Psychology Jokes: Why did the corn go to therapy?… It had too many ears listening in.
245. What did one pumpkin pie say to the other?… You wanna piece of me? 
246. What key won’t open a door?… A turkey! 
247. Why don’t turkeys trust each other?… Too much fowl play.
248. Where did the turkey go to dance?… It was a Butterball. 
249. What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?… Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
250. Prom Jokes: Where does a turkey go to prom?… A Butterball. 
251. What do you call a turkey who tells jokes?… A comedi-hen.
252. Why did the Thanksgiving pie go to the dentist?… It needed a filling.
253. Why did the turkey join the comedy club?… He had a fowl sense of humor.
254. Baseball Jokes:Did you hear about the turkey that plays baseball?… He plays first baste.
255. What’s a popular Thanksgiving dance?… The turkey trot. 
256. What do you call a Pilgrim who tells jokes?… A pun-grim!
257. Do you know where you can get turkey stock in bulk?… The stock market. 
258. Why did the Pilgrim stand on the corn?… He wanted to be a corn-ered hero!
259. Why did Pilgrims sail the Mayflower?… Because there weren’t enough seats on the gravy boat!
260. Pizza Jokes: Why did Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?… Because they couldn’t catch the pizza delivery guy!
261. What did Pilgrims use to write letters?… A turkey feather quill!
262. Why did the cranberries turn red?… Because they saw the turkey dressing. 
263. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler! 
264. How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests?… By saying, “Seasoning’s greetings!” 
265. When is turkey soup bad for your health?… When you’re the turkey! 
266. What do you call gossiping with a turkey at the table?… A side dish. 
267. Why are turkeys good at rebelling?… They love a coup. 
268. Sunday Jokes: What do turkeys do on Sunday?… Have a peck-nic.
269. Can a turkey jump higher than a house?… Yes, because houses can’t jump! 
270. Pilgrim Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Mary… Mary who?… Mariners were needed to sail the Mayflower. 
271. Pilgrim Jokes: Knock knock. Who’s there?… Phil… Phil who?… Philgrims came over on the Mayflower.
272. What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?… Turkey feathers.
273. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet.
274. Why did the cranberries turn red?… Because they saw the turkey dressing!
275. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?… because he was out standing in his field!
276. What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries!
277. What always comes at the beginning of (Thanksgiving) parades?… The letter “p!”
278. Which cat discovered America?… Christofurry Columbus
279. Pilgrim Jokes: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?… Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven!
280. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Harry… Harry who?… Harry up it’s time to feast!
281. Pilgrim Jokes: Did you hear about pumpkin pie that apologized to the Pilgrim?… It was a piece offering.
282. What side dish requires a plus-one when invited to Thanksgiving dinner?… Mac and cheese.
283. What did the dressing say to the turkey?… You ain’t seen stuffing yet.
284. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear about the turkey that plays baseball?… He plays second baste.
285. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear about the turkey that plays baseball?… He plays second baste.
286. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear about the turkey that plays baseball?… He plays 3rd baste.
287. On which holiday do you play a lot of jokes on people?… Pranks-giving.
288. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear about the turkey that plays baseball?… He stole second baste.
289. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear about the turkey that plays baseball?… He stole third baste.
290. What do you call a stuffed animal?… You after thanksgiving.
291.  Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Tofurky… Tofurky who?… Tofurky me, I thought you were turkey!