Sunday Jokes

Sunday Jokes:

1. Daylight Savings Jokes & Monday Jokes: Just a reminder for your weekend… Monday will be happening an hour earlier. 
2. Ides of March Jokes: March 15th, 2026: “Beware the Ides of March!” — Or, as I call it, a Sunday with extra stabbing.
3. Ice Cream Jokes: Where do you learn to make fried ice cream?… At sundae school.
4. Why does Sunday always beat Monday in arm wrestling?… Because Monday is a weakday.
5. What do turkeys do on Sunday?… Have a peck-nic.
6. I understand Daylight Savings Time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?… I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.