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    Heat Wave Jokes:

    1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best heat wave jokes.
    2. Arizona Jokes: So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket. 
    3. #1 Rap Concert for a Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube.
    4. Heat Wave Playlist: Hot In Herre by Nelly.
    5. How hot is it?… Hot water now comes out of both taps. 
    6. How hot is it?… It is so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.
    7. How hot is it in Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. 
    8. Surfing Jokes: What is a surfer’s favorite kind of weather?… A heat wave. 
    9. Music Jokes: What is a great CD for a heat wave?… Mercury Rising by Sting. 
    10. Why did the beach break up with the sun?… It couldn’t handle the heat!
    11. Music Jokes: What is the unofficial song for a heat wave?… Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot!
    12. Music Jokes: What is a great song for a Heat Wave?… Here comes the Hot Stepper by Ini Kamoze.
    13. What do you call a sun that can sing?… A hot vocalist!
    14. Why did the Celtics go to Miami?… To beat the heat. (Florida Jokes)
    15. It’s so hot this heat wave… Ice Cube changed his name to puddle. 
    16. What is the best letter to have during a heat wave?… Iced T. 
    17. What would you call south Texas in a heat wave?… Corpus Crispy. 
    18. What is the unofficial song for a heat wave?… Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot! 
    19. How are people during a heat wave like #clothes?… They are #sweaters. 
    20. What it the official donut of a heat wave?… Krispy Kreme! 
    21. What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California heat wave?… Mrs. Droughtfire. 
    22. What did one pig say to the other at the beach during the heat wave?… I’m bacon! 
    23. What did the tide give on the hot day?… A heat wave. 
    24. During a Heat Wave, what do you call a dog?… A hotdog, and in the winter it’s a #chili dog. 
    25. What do you get when you cross an earthquake with a heat wave?… Shake ‘n’ Bake. 
    26. How do you beat the heat in the summer time?… Score more points than them. 
    27. Looking for a hot date?… Pick any day in July they don’t get much hotter than that! 
    28. How do you help someone during a Heat Wave?… Give them lemon-ade. 
    29. Which runs faster, hot or cold?… Hot!… Everyone can catch a cold. 
    30. What do frogs like to drink during a summer #heat wave?… Croak-o-cola. 
    31. Why don’t celebrities have to worry about a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans. 
    32. It’s so hot, I put in a DVD of Frozen… and it played Waterworld. 
    33. What kind of food can you get at the beach during a heat wave?… Steamed clams. 
    34. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a heat wave? 
    35. During a heat wave, it’s a good idea to wear two different #deodorants – one under each armpit… But that’s just our two scents. 
    36. What is the one #ea that an Englishman cannot stand during a heat wave?… Humidity. 
    37. What do you call ice cream during a heat wave?… Cream. 
    38. What do fans do at hot, summer baseball games?… Heat waves.
    39. My husband keeps turning off the air conditioning… Not cool. 
    40. What do you give a puppy during a heat wave?… A pupsicle. 
    41. How do elephants stay cool during a heat wave?… Ear Conditioning! 
    42. During a heat wave, what do #cats eat?… A mice-cream cone! 
    43. Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the heat wave?… Nevermind – it really stinks. 
    44. What do you call a librarian who has been sunburned during a heat wave?… Well red. 
    45. Where did the storm trooper go to cool off during a heat wave?… The Darth Mall. 
    46. What do you call a poodle during a heat wave?… A hot dog. 
    47. Why don’t musicians have to worry about a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans. 
    48. Looking for a hot date?… Pick any day in August they don’t get much hotter than that!
    49. It’s so hot… if it drops below 110 it feels a bit chilly! 
    50. What does a bee do during a heat wave?… He takes off his yellow jacket! 
    51. What is the unofficial #basketball team of the heat wave?… The Miami Heat. 
    52. In a heat wave, what do you call a 3-pointer?… A hot shot. 
    53. How hot is it during a heat wave?… It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog. 
    54. What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?… ‘B’, because it makes oil, boil. 
    55. During the heat wave, what came out of the sprinkler?… Steam.
    56. Why are elephants always ready to swim during a heat wave?… They always have their trunks with them. 
    57. It’s so hot that my computer froze. 
    58. This heat wave is so hot… it smells like #bacon. 
    59. Why did the panda go to Lowe’s during a heat wave?… To buy a bear conditioner. 
    60. Make sure to check your Tauntaun for a fever in this heat wave… They should always be Luke warm. 
    61. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about heat waves? 
    62. What happens to ice during a heat wave?… It melts. 
    63. Why don’t NFL football players suffer during a heat wave?… Because they have many fans. 
    64. It’s so hot… I dreamt I bought a house in Alaska. 
    65. Why don’t college football players suffer during a heat wave?… Because they have many fans. 
    66. It’s so hot… if it drops below 100 it feels a bit chilly! 
    67. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience during the summer heat wave. 
    68. What is it called when a gymnast seasons their food during a heat wave?… Somersault. 
    69.  Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good heat wave knock knock jokes? 
    70. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good heat wave knock-knock joke? 
    71. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best heat wave jokes.
    72. What is the unofficial basketball team of the heat wave?… The Miami Heat.
    73. What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?… ‘B’, because it makes oil, boil.
    74. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about heat waves?
    75. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good heat wave knock-knock joke?
    76. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good heat wave knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
    77. Why is the sun famous?… Because it is a rising star, everyday.
    78. My wife keeps turning off the air conditioning… Not cool.
    79. It’s hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
    80. What do fans do at hot, summer football games?… Heat waves.
    81. Why don’t athletes have to worry a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans.
    82. What do the sun and bread have in common?… They both rise in the yeast.
    83. It’s so hot that we use our seat belts for branding iron.
    84. What do you call pet rabbits who are super cranky because of heat?… Hot cross buns.
    85. What summer camp race is never run?… A swimming race. (Swimming Jokes & Track Jokes)
    86. When do you go at red and stop at green?… At summer camp when you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
    87. What did the bread do during the heat wave?… It loafed around. (Bread Jokes & Travel Blogs)
    88. What did the pig say at the beach during the heat wave?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
    89. Why did the dog stay in the shade during the heat wave… It did not want to be a hot dog.
    90. Why is it that the corner of a room is usually hot?… Because a corner is at 90 degrees.
    91. Why do bananas use sunscreen during a heat wave?… Because they peel.
    92. What warm drink helps a person relax during a heat wave?… Calm-omile tea.
    93. What type of footwear do frogs wear during a heat wave?… Open toad shoes.
    94. How do campfires access the internet during a heat wave?… They log in.
    95. Teacher: Where did your sister go during the heat wave? Student: Alaska.  Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.
    96. Where does a canoe go when it’s sick during a heat wave?… To the DOCK!
    97. What is the heat index? Somewhere between OMG and WTH!

    3. How are people during a heat wave like clothes?… They are sweaters. (Fall Jokes)
    4. What it the official donut of a heat wave?… Krispy Kreme! (Donut Jokes)
    5. What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California heat wave?… Mrs. Droughtfire. (California Jokes & Movie Jokes)
    6. Why did the Celtics go to Miami?… To beat the heat. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
    7. What did one pig say to the other at the beach during the heat wave?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
    8. What did the tide give on the hot day?… A heat wave. (Surfing Jokes)
    9. During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes / Summer Jokes / Winter Jokes)
    10. What do you get when you cross an earthquake with a heat wave?… Shake ‘n’ Bake. (Earthquake Jokes)
    11. How do you beat the heat in the summertime?… Score more points than them. (365 Basketball Jokes)
    12. Looking for a hot date?… Pick any day in July they don’t get much hotter than that! (July Jokes)
    13. How do you help someone during a heat wave?… Give them lemon-ade.
    14. Which runs faster, hot or cold?… Hot!… Everyone can catch a cold. (Track and Field Jokes)
    15. What do toads drink during a heat wave?… Ice cold Croak-o-cola. (Frog Jokes)
    16. Why don’t celebrities have to worry about a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans.
    17. It’s so hot, I put in a DVD of Frozen… and it played Waterworld. (Movie Jokes)
    18. What kind of food can you get at the beach during a heat wave?… Steamed clams. (Cape Cod Jokes)
    19. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
    20. During a heatwave, it’s a good idea to wear two different deodorants – one under each armpit… But that’s just our two scents.
    21. 2024 NBA Finals: Why did the Celtics travel to Miami on Juneteenth?… To literally beat the (Boston) Heat.
    22. What is the one tea that an Englishman cannot stand during a heat wave?… Humidity. (Tea Jokes)
    23. What do you call ice cream during a heat wave?… Cream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
    24. What do fans do at hot, summer baseball games?… Heat waves. (Baseball Jokes)
    25. My husband keeps turning off the air conditioning… Not cool. (Marriage Jokes)
    26. What do you give a puppy during a heat wave?… A pupsicle. (Popsicle Jokes)
    27. What happens to garlic during a heat wave?… It takes all it’s cloves off.
    28. Why did the Celtics go to Miami?… To beat the heat. (Florida Jokes)
    29. How do elephants stay cool during a heat wave?… Ear Conditioning! (Summer Jokes & Elephant Jokes)
    30. During a heat wave, what do cats eat?… A mice-cream cone! (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
    31. Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the heat wave?… Nevermind – it really stinks. (Skunk Jokes)
    32. What do you call a librarian who has been sunburned during a heat wave?… Well red. (Library Jokes)
    33. Where did the storm trooper go to cool off during a heat wave?… The Darth Mall. (Star Wars Jokes)
    34. What do you call a poodle during a heat wave?… A hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
    35. Why don’t musicians have to worry about a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans. (365 Music Jokes)
    36. Looking for a hot date?… Pick any day in August, they don’t get much hotter than that! (August Jokes)
    37. This heat wave is so hot… if it drops below 110 it feels a bit chilly.
    38. What does a bee do during a heat wave?… He takes off his yellow jacket! (Bee Jokes)
    39. What is the unofficial basketball team of the heat wave?… The Miami Heat. (365 Basketball Jokes)
    40. In a heat wave, what do you call a 3-pointer?… A hot shot. (365 Basketball Jokes)
    41. How hot is it during a heat wave?… It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
    42. What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?… ‘B’, because it makes oil, boil. (Grammar Jokes)
    43. During the heat wave, what came out of the sprinkler?… Steam.
    44. Why are elephants always ready to swim during a heat wave?… They always have their trunks with them. (Elephant Jokes)
    45. This heat wave is so hot… my computer froze. (Computer Jokes)
    46. This heat wave is so hot… it smells like bacon. (Bacon Jokes)
    47. This heat wave is so hot… that we use our seat belts for branding iron. (Car Jokes)
    48. Make sure to check your Tauntaun for a fever in this heat wave… They should always be Luke warm. (Star Wars Jokes)
    49. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about heat waves?
    50. What happens to ice during a heat wave?… It melts.
    51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good heat wave knock-knock joke?
    52. It’s so hot… I dreamt I bought a house in Alaska. (Alaska Jokes)
    53. Why don’t NFL football players suffer during a heat wave?… Because they have many fans. (Football Jokes)
    54. Why don’t college football players suffer during a heat wave?… Because they have many fans. (College Football Jokes)
    55. It’s so hot… if it drops below 100 it feels a bit chilly.
    56. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience during the summer heat wave. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
    57. What is it called when a gymnast seasons their food during a heat wave?… Somersault.
    58. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good heat wave knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
    59. What does an elephant become after heat stroke during a heat wave?… An Elephaint. (Elephant Jokes)
    60. Why is the sun famous?… Because it is a rising star, everyday. (Sun Jokes)
    61. My wife keeps turning off the air conditioning… Not cool. (Marriage Jokes)
    62. It’s hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. (Chemistry Jokes)
    63. What do fans do at hot, summer football games?… Heat waves. (Football Jokes)
    64. It’s so hot that my computer froze. (Computer Jokes)
    65. Why don’t athletes have to worry a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans.
    66. What do the sun and bread have in common?… They both rise in the yeast. (Sun Jokes & Bread Jokes)
    67. It’s so hot in Phoenix that all of the petting zoos are now KFC.
    68. It’s so hot that we use our seat belts for branding iron. (Car Jokes)
    69. What do you call pet rabbits who are super cranky because of heat?… Hot cross buns. (Rabbit Jokes)
    70. During the heat wave, what came out of the sprinkler?… Steam.
    71. What summer camp race is never run?… A swimming race. (Swimming Jokes & Track Jokes)
    72. When do you go at red and stop at green?… At summer camp when you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
    73. What did the bread do during the heat wave?… It loafed around. (Bread Jokes & Travel Blogs)
    74. What did the pig say at the beach during the heat wave?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
    75. Why did the dog stay in the shade during the heat wave… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Dog Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
    76. What do you call a group of toddlers in a heatwave?… Small fries.
    77. This heat wave is so hot… I dreamt I bought a house in Alaska.
    78. This heat wave is so hot… Ice Cube changed his name to puddle.
    79. This heat wave is so hot… the heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF!
    80. Why is it that the corner of a room is usually hot?… Because a corner is at 90 degrees. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
    81. What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?… ‘B’, because it makes oil, boil.
    82. Why do bananas use sunscreen during a heat wave?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes)
    83. What warm drink helps a person relax during a heat wave?… Calm-omile tea. (Tea Jokes)
    84. What type of footwear do frogs wear during a heat wave?… Open toad shoes. (Frog Jokes)
    85. How do campfires access the internet during a heat wave?… They log in. (Tree Jokes& Camping Jokes)
    86. Teacher: Where did your sister go during the heat wave? Student: Alaska.  Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Alaska Jokes)
    87. Where does a canoe go when it’s sick during a heat wave?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
    88. What is the heat index?… Somewhere between OMG and WTH!
    89. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe stay cool during a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
    90. Boy: Would you want to be the sun in my life? Girl: Aww… that’s so sweet, of course. Boy: All right, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
    91. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe turn up the air conditioner? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
    92. What makes a priest sweat during a heat wave?… Exorcising.
    93. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the beach? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
    94. It’s so hot in the shade… I decided to stay in the sun.
    95. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the lake? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
    96. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the pool? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
    97. How many seasons are there in Arizona?… We have four – hot, really hot, hotter than hot and are you kidding me hot.
    98. What’s the best way for a mountaineer to prevent heat stroke on a long hike?… Climb-it control.
    99. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the river? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
    100. What kind of jacket makes you hot?… A blazer.
    101. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the watering? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
    102. Why is it that the corner of a room is usually hot?… Because a corner is at 90 degrees.
    103. How many seasons are there in California?… We have four – hot, really hot, hotter than hot and are you kidding me hot.
    104. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scorch… Scorch who?… Scorch the earth, it’s so hot out here!
    105. Over the summer, Hawaii is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 101°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes & Heat Wave Jokes)

  • 101 Heat Wave Jokes

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  • June Jokes

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    1. June 1st: 1st Day of Hurricane Season: Hurricanes are very… depressing.
    2. What comes at the start of June?… J.
    3. June 3rd National Egg Day: Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them. 
    4. June 4th National Cheese Day: What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss! (Cheese Jokes)
    5. Alaska Jokes: Alaska has its own capital!… Did Juneau that? 
    6. Donut Jokes: Friday June 6th, 2025 National Donut Day. Hole-y Moley! That donut pun was a-glaze-ing! 🍩
    7. June 7th, 2025 National Trails Day: Hiking Jokes: I just made a hiking playlist for National Trails Day! It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (California Jokes / Music Jokes / Hiking Jokes / Peanut Jokes)
    8. June 8th, 2025: World Ocean Day Ocean Jokes: Jaws Jokes: Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean. Year-round. 
    9. Who is June’s favorite TV mom?… Beaver’s Mom June Cleaver!
    10. Why is a traffic light red?…You would be red too if you were changing in front of people all day. (180 School Jokes)
    11. What do prisoners use to call each other?… Cell phones. (180 School Jokes)
    12. Friday the 13th Jokes: Friday the 13th, June 2025: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
    13. June 14th Flag Day Jokes: Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. 
    14. June 15th Father’s Day Jokes Alaska Jokes: Dad: What’s the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don’t. That’s why I’m asking you.
    15. When Flag Day follows Friday the 13th…. Should we raise a red flag?
    16. June 17th Bunker Hill Day: What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?… The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
    17. Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean.
    18. Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
    19. June 20th Summer Solstice: Well, today is gonna be a long day…… What with the summer solstice and all…..
    20. Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
    21. Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA There’s a little-known but foolproof defense against sharks… Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet. 
    22. Heat Wave Jokes: #1 Rap Concert for a Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube.
    23. Arizona Jokes: So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket. 
    24. Heat Wave Jokes: How hot is it?… Hot water now comes out of both taps. 
    25. NBA Draft: 2025 NBA Draft: June 25th, 2025… Flagg Day in Newport, ME.
    26. NBA Draft: June 25th, 2025…. Cooper Flagg was the Maine attraction at the 2025 NBA Draft.
    27. Don’t Harper on it… the Spurs made a great choice at #2.
    28. Heat Wave Jokes: How hot is it?… It is so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.
    29. What do you get from a pampered cow?… Spoiled milk. (180 School Jokes)
    30. What comes at the end of June?… E.
    31. What did the dentist give to the marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste (180 School Jokes)
    32. What did the bottle of dressing say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?…“SHUT THE DOOR!” I’m dressing! (180 School Jokes)
    33. June 29th, 2026: Strawberry Moon Jokes: Music Jokes: What song is the #1 request for the Strawberry Moon?… Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles.
    35. Did I tell you the joke about the ceiling?… Oh forget it. It’s over your head. (180 School Jokes)
    36. What did the ocean say to the other ocean?… Nothing. He waved. (180 School Jokes)
    37. Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what do two WRIGHTS make?…A plane (Orville and Wilbur WRIGHT)! (180 School Jokes)
    38. Summer Solstice Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?…NACHO cheese!
    39. Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
    40. What did on flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
    41. Beaver Moon Jokes: Who is the official TV Mom of the Beaver Moon?… Beaver’s Mom June Cleaver!
    42. Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes
    43. Summer Jokes
    44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last day of school?
    45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last Friday of the school year?
    46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the first day of summer?
    47. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes)
    48. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
    49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Alaska knock knock jokes? 
    50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Alaska knock-knock joke?  
    51. What’s the capital of Alaska?”… “Juneau”… “No, I don’t, that’s why I’m asking.”  
    52. What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
    53. What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?…A POPsicle! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
    54. A Father’s Day book never written: “Fatherly Advice” by Buck L. Upson. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
    55. Why do fathers who golf take an extra pair of socks?…In case they get a hole in one! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
    56. Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?…Science student: When my father sees my report card! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
    57. Son: For $20, I’ll be good… Dad: Oh, yeah?  When I was your age, I was good for nothing. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
    58. Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate… Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
    59. What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Summer Jokes)
    60. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Top Summer Jokes)
    61. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Top Summer Jokes)
    62. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Top Summer Jokes)
    63. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
    64. What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
    65. Do they have a 4th of July in England?… Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (Top 10 4th of July Jokes & 4th of July Quiz)
    66. What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?…Get in the boat, men!” (Top 10 4th of July Jokes & 4th of July Quiz)
    67. What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)Who is June’s favorite TV mom?… Beaver’s Mom June Cleaver!
    68. Knock Knock…. Who’s there?… June – O… June – O Who?… Juno (Juneau) is the capital of Alaska! (Alaska Jokes)

    June 1st: Bee Jokes for Kids: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC) #SpellingBee
    June 2nd: National Donut Day: Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes & Donut Jokes for Kids) #NationalDonutDay
    June 3rd: National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! #NationalTrailsDay (Hiking Jokes)
    June 8th: World Oceans Day Jokes for Kids: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved! #WorldsOceansDay #WorldOceanDay
    June 14th: Flag Day: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes)
    June 18th: Father’s Day Jokes: What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son. #FathersDay #HappyFathersDay
    June 17th: Bunker Hill Day American Revolutionary War Jokes: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
    June 17th: National Lobster Day Jokes Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay




    June 21st: Summer Solstice What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes) #SummerSolstice
    Saturday June 24th: Great American Backyard Campout: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! (Camping Jokes)