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  1. What did on flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved!
  2. How is a flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole!
  3. Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!”
  4. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee.
  5. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave.
  6. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”?
  7. What’s red, white and blue?… Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane!
  8. Teacher: “Jenny, what do you know that has stars and stripes?” Jenny: “A movie about a zebra!”
  9. What did the patriotic dog do on Flag Day?… He flagged his tail!
  10. What’s red, white, blue and yellow?… The Star-spangled Banana!
  11. What would you get if you crossed a famous march tune with a monster and his friends?… “Stars and Twerps Forever”!
  12. What would you get if you crossed the Stars and Stripes with a cookie?… A Flag Newton!
  13. What’s the difference between June 14 and a day when a monster cooks?… One’s a flag day and the other’s a gag day!

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