October Jokes

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Who is the #1 Super Villain for October?… Doc Oct from Spiderman!
Music Jokes: What is a top U2 song for the fall?… October.
Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober.
October 5th is World Teachers Day: What object is king of the classroom?…. The ruler!
October 6th: World Smile Day: Smile Jokes: When is the best time to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30).
October 7th Harvest Moon Jokes: What is a top requested song for the Harvest Moopn?… Dancing in the Moonlight by King Harvest.
October 7th is National Taco Day: Taco Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese
National Tutoring Week: Hot Dog Jokes: Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll.
October 9th Leif Erikson Day: Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
Full Moon Jokes: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full!
Top 10 Full Moon Jokes for Each Month: Music Jokes: Where does Neil Young put his ice cream?… On his harvest spoon.
October 12th: National Farmers’ Day: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries!
October 13th 250 US Navy Jokes: Navy captain: “Change your course, 10 degrees W” Seaman 1st Class: “Change yours 10 degrees E” Navy captain annoyed: “I’m a Navy captain. Change your course.” Seaman 1st Class: “You must change your course, sir.” Navy captain: “I’m an aircraft carrier..” Seaman 1st Class: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
Friday, October 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream!
Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet!
October 16th: National Boss Day Jokes: The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the threesome if they would like to each make a wish. The first secretary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!” Immediately her wish was granted. The next secretary proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France!” Immediately her wish too, was granted. Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!”
October 17th: National Pasta Day: Spaghetti with meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA!
October 17th: National Chocolate Cupcake Day Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter!
Mole Day Jokes: Got Mole Problems?….. Call 602 – 1023!
Hiking Jokes: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills!
There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron.
If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
October 23rd: Mole Day Jokes! What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
October 24th:Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!
World Series Jokes: 2025 World Series: George Springer… hit an amazing dinger in Game 7 of the ALDS to lead the Blue Jays past the Seattle Mariners to advance to the World Series.
October 26th: National Pumpkin Day Jokes: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out!
Homecoming Jokes & Navy Jokes: What branch of the military should you never ask to the homecoming dance?… The NAY vy!
October 31st: 101 Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer.
What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch.
World Series Knock Knock Jokes:
What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm.
What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!
What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber!
What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you.
Why do trees hate tests? — Because they get stumped by the questions.
How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.

Columbus Day Jokes

Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Top Biology Jokes)
Columbus’ Father: I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher. You could have written. (Top Father’s Day Jokes & Top Father’s Day Quotes)
Let’s celebrate Columbus Day by walking into someone’s house and telling them we live there now!
The teacher stood at the front of the room. “Does anybody know what this Monday is?” About half of the students raised their hands. The teacher pointed to one of them. “It’s Columbus Day!” he crowed. The teacher smiled. “It is. Does anybody know why we celebrate it?” This time, only one student raised her hand. “It’s the day the Indians discovered Columbus!” (180 School Jokes)
How was Columbus’s ship like an avid shopper?… They’re both driven by sales!
The teacher was telling the story of Christopher Columbus and how many thought that the world was flat. Then she had mentioned that the world was really round and… got interrupted… “Miss Smith, the world is square, not round,” said Johnny. “No, it’s round Johnny. Who told you it was square?” replied the teacher. “My older brother. He claims he’s been to all 4 corners of the earth.” (Top Geography Jokes)
What happened when Columbus was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow miss. (Top Archery Jokes)
Why did the hungry Columbus eat the last candle?… He wanted a light snack.
Who was the first cat to discover America?… Christopher Columpuss!
What would you get if you crossed Columbus Day with Halloween?… Ghoulumbus Day! (Top Halloween Jokes)

Mole Day Jokes

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What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!
How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect
What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens
How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number!
If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum
Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy

Halloween Jokes

The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Top Biology Jokes)
Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Biology Jokes)
What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?… Lazy bones! (Top Biology Jokes)
What did one casket say to the other casket?…”Is that you coffin?” (coughing).
What kind of streets do zombies live on?… Dead-ends.
What do you call a mummy eating in bed?… A crummy mummy. (Mothers’ Day Jokes& Top Quotes for Mothers)
When do vampires like horse racing?… When it’s neck and neck! (Top Horse Racing Jokes & Sports Joke of the Day)
Who won the zombie war?… Nobody, it was dead even.
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?… Because you can see right through him.
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?… Rap music.
What school subject is a witch good at?… Spelling. (Does Spelling REALLY matter?)

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