College Football Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best college football jokes. 
  2. Friday, November 29th, 2025: Ole Miss capped a great season winning the Egg Bowl to finish at 11-1. The most wins in the program’s history. It later laid an egg by not signing Lane Kiffin to a contract extension.
  3. Saturday, December 6th, 2025: Indiana defeats Ohio State for Big 12 Title. Hey Big 12 Football…… Hoosier Daddy?
  4. Mississippi Jokes: December 2025 Lane Kiffin leaving to coach LSU… that’s a BIG Ole Miss.
  5. Lane Kiffin not coaching in the College Football Playoff… that’s a BIG Ole Miss.
  6. Skiing Jokes: The Black Diamond Trophy… The unofficial college football game of skiing.
  7. Indiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe it was 58 years between the University of Indiana’s Big Ten Football titles? (1967 – 2025).
  8. North Carolina Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Duke Blue Devils won their first-ever ACC Football Championship Game in December 2025.
  9. Texas Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe it was 70 years between outright titles for Teas Tech Football? (1967 – 2025). (Border Conference 1955 – Big 12 2025)
  10. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the station that has the best coverage of college football’s rivalry week?
  11. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the favorite college football coach of hunters? (Bear Bryant)
  12. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the teams in the College Football Red River Rivalry?
  13. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NESCAC football rivals that play in “The Biggest Little Game in America?”
  14. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the teams in the NESCAC Little Three Rivalry?
  15. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the university both Bill Belichick and Eric Mangini played football?
  16. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Big Game?
  17. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate game?
  18. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry?
  19. November 28, 2025: Can you name the Texas quarterback that lead the team to upset Texas A&M in the Lone Star Showdown?
  20. November 23, 1984: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Pope’s favorite Boston College football moment?… The Hail Mary by Doug Flutie to beat Miami
  22. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football rivalry between Wesleyan, Amherst, and Williams? (The Little Three)
  23. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football rivalry between Colby, Bates, and Bowdoin? (CBB Championship)
  24. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mascot of the University of Texas?
  25. What college mascot is big on social media?… Reveille “X.”
  26. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mascot of the Texas A&M?
  27. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the nickname for the Texas A & M fan section?
  28. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Game?
  29. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two teams that pay in the biggest Ivy League rivalry “The Game?”
  30. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Iron Bowl?
  31. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Lone Star Showdownl?
  32. Mississippi Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of AARP.
  33. What is a favorite college for a running back in football?… Rush University.
  34. What is a favorite college for a defensive end in football?… Rush University.
  35. What is a favorite college for an offensive coordinator in football?… Rush University.
  36. Music Jokes: What is a defensive coordinator‘s favorite Sweet song?… Ballroom blitz.
  37. Bill Belichick’s nickname when named head coach of UNC… Chapel Bill.
  38. Why did the Pilgrim get kicked out of the football game?… Too many fowl plays.
  39. Why did the Pilgrim get kicked out of the football game?… Fowl language.
  40. Bill Belichick’s updated nickname after losing to the University of California 21-18 and dropping to 2-4… Chapel “Over the Hill” Bill.
  41. Navy Jokes: What separates the Navy fans from the Army football fans?… The wave.
  42. Dog Jokes: UGA would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
  43. College Football Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe name the a popular college football team with Navy sailors?… The University of Alabama! Roll Tide!
  44. College Football Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe name the a popular college football team with Navy sailors?… The Tulane Green Wave.
  45. What’s a sailor’s favorite thing to do at a college football game?… The wave.
  46. College Football Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe name the a favorite college football tradition with Navy sailors?… Iowa Hawkeye Wave: A tradition known as the “Wave”: A heartwarming tradition at Iowa Hawkeyes home football games where fans and players wave to children in the adjacent UI Stead Family Children’s Hospital after the first quarter. This act of solidarity provides hope and support to the young patients.
  47. Why didn’t the dog want to play football?… It was a boxer.
  48. Jonathan the Husky would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
  49. College Football Jokes: Handsome Dan would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
  50. College Football Jokes: Jack the Bulldog would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
  51. College Football Jokes: Bully would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
  52. College Football Jokes: Smokey X would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
  53. College Football Jokes: Reveille would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
  54. Navy Jokes: The Vanderbilt Commodores… The unofficial football team of the Navy.
  55. Navy Jokes: Who is the favorite mascot of the Navy?… Mr. Commodore of Vanderbilt.
  56. Why did the college football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
  57. What’s a dog’s favorite position to play in football?… Golden receiver.
  58. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  59. What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
  60. How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
  61. What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
  62. Why do coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward.
  63. Who are the happiest people at the football game?… The cheerleaders.
  64. Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.
  65. What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker. (Top Father’s Day Jokes)
  66. Did you here about the football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?
  67. Where do hungry football players play?… In the Supper Bowl.
  68. Did you hear that some college football teams don’t have a website?…They can’t string three “Ws” together.
  69. What’s the difference between the poor, inconsistent football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  70. What does a bad football team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  71. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?… “Give me my quarterback!”
  72. What kind of ends do you find in libraries?… Book ends.
  73. Which player is the easiest target to hit with the football?… The wide receiver.
  74. Who are the happiest people at the football game?… The cheerleaders.
  75. Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture.
  76. Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?… Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
  77. Why are college football stadiums always cool?… “Because they’re full of fans.”
  78. Why was the skeleton always left out of the football game ?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  79. What did the mummy football coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  80. When is a football player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  81. What would you get if you crossed a football player and the Invisible Man?… Football like no one has ever seen. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  82. Why was Cinderella such a bad at football?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  83. Where do athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  84. Did you hear about the college football who wore two jackets when he painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
  85. What do biology majors wear on their heads when playing football?… Helminth. (Top Biology Jokes)
  87. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Egg Bowl?
  88. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NESCAC football rivalries?
  89. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NESCAC football rivals that play in the “Old Rocking Chair Classic?”
  90. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the teams in 100 Miles of Hate college football rivalry?
  91. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Pope’s favorite football play?… The Hail Mary.
  92. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Apple Cup?
  93. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Valley?
  94. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle Line Rivalry?
  95. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Golden Boot?
  96. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Rag?
  97. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Palladium?
  98. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Iron Skillet?
  99. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for Nevada?
  100. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Bill Walsh Legacy Game?
  101. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Bedlam Series?
  102. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle on the Bayou?
  103. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Carolinas?
  104. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Bones?
  105. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Brazos?
  106. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Bricks?
  107. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Brothers?
  108. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Blue Ridge?
  109. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Bell? (Marshall & Ohio)
  110. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Border War? (Colorado State Wyoming)
  111. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Southwest Classic?
  112. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Border War? (Kansas Missouri)
  113. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of I-10?
  114. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Bluebonnet Battle?
  115. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Black and Blue Bowl?
  116. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Bridger’s Battle?
  117. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Deeper than Hate game?
  118. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Dick Tomey Legacy Game?
  119. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Duel in the Desert?
  120. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Victory Bell?
  121. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Florida Cup?
  122. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Friends of Coal Bowl?
  123. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Land of Lincoln Trophy?
  124. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the The Bourbon Barrel?
  125. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Old Oaken Bucket?
  126. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Old Brass Spittoon?
  127. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Cy-Hawk Trophy?
  128. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Heartland Trophy?
  129. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Magnolia Bowl?
  130. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Paul Bunyan Trophy?
  131. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Little Brown Jug?
  132. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Land Grant Trophy?
  133. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Megaphone Trophy?
  134. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the George Jewitt Trophy?
  135. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the $5 Bits of Broken Chair Trophy?
  136. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Governor’s Victory Bell?
  137. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Paul Bunyan’s Axe?
  138. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Tiger–Sooner Peace Pipe?
  139. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Mayor’s Cup?
  140. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Schnellenberger Trophy?
  141. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Rip Miller Trophy?
  142. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Freedom Trophy?
  143. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Shillelagh Trophy?
  144. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Legends Trophy?
  145. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Jeweled Shillelagh?
  146. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Platypus Trophy?
  147. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rio Grande Rivalry?
  148. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rivalry in Dixie?
  149. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Royal Rivalry?
  150. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rocky Mountain Showdown?
  151. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rumble in the Rockies?
  152. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Golden Hat in the Red River Rivalry game?
  153. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Shula Bowl?
  154. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Sunflower Showdown?
  155. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Ben Schwartzwalder Trophy?
  156. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Saddle Trophy?
  157. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Textile Bowl?
  158. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Black Diamond Trophy?
  159. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Commonwealth Cup?
  160. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the War on I–4?
  161. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the all the college football rivalries?
  162. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the all the college football rivalries in your state?