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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best camping jokes.
- Field Trip Jokes: How was that school camping crip?…Intense (in-tents)!
- I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day but I couldn’t find any.
- My girlfriend & I broke up camping. We got into an argument over which canoe to take. She got in one and I the other…. Then we just drifted apart.
- Where do sharks go to camping?… Finland! (Shark Jokes)
- Why do bananas use sunscreen camping?… Because they peel.
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day camping?… I’m bacon!
- Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)!
- Hiking Jokes: Two hikers making their way through bear country come around a corner to spot their worst fear: a grizzly. Without pausing a fraction of a second, one of the hikers takes off running, prompting the bear to charge. Forced into action, the second hiker turns and sprints after the first. “What were you thinking?” he shouts. “You’re not supposed to run in a situation like this. You can’t outrun a bear!” “I don’t have to outrun the bear,” his friend shouts back over his shoulder. “I just have to outrun you.”
- Fall Jokes: Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn?… Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
- Napping Jokes: How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it!
- A dad coming back to his campsite for sunscreen while the rest of his family plays at the lake notices a van pulling up into a neighboring empty site. As soon as the engine dies, the doors fly open and four children of varying ages burst out and fly into a frenzy of activity. Their parents follow quickly behind them, with the mom and dad unloading gear as the kids rake the area, set up the tent, and arrange the fire pit. Amazed at their efficiency, the dad with the sunscreen walks over and watches for a moment more before commenting to his fellow father, “I’ve never seen a family work so well together—or so fast.” “Yeah,” the other dad says while unrolling a sleeping bag. “We live a few hours away, and our policy is that nobody gets to go to the bathroom after the drive until the camp us set up.”
- 3 campers were walking in the woods & came upon tracks. The 1st one said, “Look, it’s deer tracks.” The 2nd one said, “No, it’s wolf tracks.” and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.
- Police Jokes: The famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his best friend and partner Dr. Watson decide to take a break from their latest crime-solving efforts and go camping. After setting up camp and settling down into their sleeping bags, they drift off to sleep. Sometime later, Sherlock asks: “Watson, are you awake?” “Yes,” he says. “Look up at the stars and tell me: What can you deduce from them?” Sherlock asks. Watson thinks for some time before responding: “While someone may be able to number them, the stars are, for all intents and purposes, countless. Given the sheer number of them, it is reasonable to assume that some are suns circled by planets, some of which may be very like our own. There is a chance, however small, that there is life on at least one of those, meaning that we are not alone in the universe.” Holmes sighs: “Watson, you dolt. Someone’s taken our tent!”
- Sitting at a campfire: Son: Dad, are bugs good to eat? Dad: That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner… After dinner Dad: Now, son, what did you want to ask me? Son: Oh, nothing. There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.
- What did the bread do when it went camping?… It loafed around.
- Why did the robot go on camping?… He needed to recharge his batteries.
- Why don’t mummies go on camping?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
- April Jokes: Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?… Because they just finished a March!
- Which letter is the coolest at a campground?… Iced t.
- Fall Jokes: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience camping during the summer.
- What does a hot dog go camping in?… A Wiener-Bago!
- Swimming Jokes: What did the pine trees wear to the lake?… Swimming trunks!
- Ocean Jokes: The seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
- A dog goes into a camping store & buys a tent. The cashier says, “You don’t see a dog in here buying a tent very often.” The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”
- Camper #1 was on one side of the river. Camper #2 was on the other side of the river. Camper #1 yells to Camper #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Camper #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!”
- It only costs $5 to get into our local aquarium, as long as you’re camping, or dressed as a dolphin, So, to all in tents and porpoises, it’s free!
- “You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…because it’s past tents.”
- The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling!
- Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK!
- Hiking Jokes: Why don’t mountains get lost?… Because they always peak at the map!
- Tree Jokes: If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?… By its bark.
- Alaska Jokes: Teacher: Where did your sister go camping? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.
- Dog Jokes: First dog: Where do fleas go camping? Second dog: Search me!
- Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on the camping trip, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”
- Why did the camp ranger quit his job?… Because it was always in tents!
- A Summer book never written: “Camping is So Inexpensive” by Seymour Foreles.
- Geography Jokes: Where did the sheep go to camping?… The Baa-hamas!
- Geography Jokes: What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands!
- At the camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved.
- 101 Elephant Jokes: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his camping trip?… Because he already had a trunk!
- An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter. Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too…
- What’s another name for a sleeping bag?… A nap sack.
- Where do goldfish go camping?… Around the globe!
- Hawaii Jokes: What do cows wear camping in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s.
- Cow Jokes: Cow Jokes: Where do cows go camping?… Moo York.
- Cow Jokes: Where do eggs go camping?… New Yolk City!
- Disney Jokes: Where did Tarzan go camping?… Hollywood and Vine.
- Why did the campfire get invited to all the parties?… Because it always brings the heat!
- Candy Jokes: What do you call a bear with no teeth?… A gummy bear!
- Psychology Jokes: Why did the tent break up with the camper?… It found someone more supportive!
- After 12 years of carrying books to school, you’re well prepared for a career in backpacking.
- What does a campfire eat for dinner?… Firewood!
- Where do goldfish go camping?… Around the globe!
- What’s the best day to go to the camping at the beach?… SUN day!
- What did the camping tent say to the sleeping bag?… I’ve got you covered.
- What kind of music do you listen to while camping?… Rock ’n’ Roast. Rock ’n’ Roast.
- Why did the bicycle fall over at the campsite?… Because it was two-tired.
- How do you know if a bear is in your campground?… You’ll see paw-sitive evidence.
- What’s a ghost’s favorite camping dessert?… Boo-berry pie.
- Why do trees make terrible comedians?… Because their bark is worse than their bite.
- Why don’t mummies go camping?… They’re afraid they’ll “unravel” in the wilderness.
- How do you make a campfire feel special?… Give it a blazing compliment.
- What do you call a bear that loves to sing campfire songs?… A bear-a-toned vocalist.
- Why did the camper always bring a ladder?… To raise the camping experience to new heights.
- What do you get when you cross a dog and a firefly?… A hot dog with a glowing personality.
- What do you call a deer with no eyes?… No-eyed-deer!
- What do you call a deer with no eyes AND no legs?… STILL….No-eyed-deer!
- How do you communicate with a fish while camping?… Drop it a line.
- What do you call a bear with no socks? What do you call a bear with no socks? Barefoot. Bearfoot. 16. What did one tree say to the other while camping?… I’m falling for you!
- What do you call a bear with no ears?… Anything you want! It can’t hear you!
- What did one mountain say to the other?… What did one mountain say to the other?
- What’s a frog’s favorite camping snack?… Camping jokes: What’s a frog’s favorite camping snack? French flies and Croak-A-Cola
- Why did the compass lose its job at the campground?… It had no sense of direction.
- What did the tent say when it fell over?.. Can you pitch me up?
- What does a campfire say after a long day of work?… I’m burned out!
- What did the graham crackers say to the chocolate bars?… We need s’more marshmallows!
- What does the sleeping bag say when it’s confident?… I’ve got this in the bag!
- What did the camper say to the talkative sleeping bag?… Zip it!
- Why didn’t the elephant use a backpack to pack for his camping trip?… He wanted to use his trunk.
- What do bears call campers in sleeping bags?… Burritos.
- Did you hear the one about the skunk who went camping?… Never mind, it really stinks.
- Where do cows go camping?… Upstate Moo York.
- Do fish go camping?… No, they are always in school!
- What’s a camper’s favorite kind of math?… Camp-utations.
- What did the big tree say to the little tree?… Leaf me alone, I’m branching out!
- How do parents keep cool when camping?… Stay close to the chill-dren.
- What did one campfire say to the other?… Let’s blaze a trail of fun and make s’more memories!
- What do you call an amazing day up a mountain?… A peak experience.
- What type of footwear do frogs wear when camping during the summer?… Open toad shoes.
- How did the campers rate the campfire?… They gave it glowing reviews.
- What did the father say to his daughter when her marshmallows kept falling into the campfire?… Stick with it.
- What did the mountaineer say to the camper who gave him directions?… Thanks, that really Alps me out
- Where do birds like to go on camping vacations?… The Canary Islands.
- What do you call a camper without a nose or a body?… Nobody nose.
- What outdoor sport do spiders like when camping?… Fly fishing.
- What do fireflies eat at camp?… Light snacks.
- Why is the campfire so good at storytelling?… It sparks the imagination.
- What do you call a hiking trip with a duck?… Quackpacking.
- Why did the flashlight break up with the lantern?… It found someone brighter.
- What did the campers say to the stars?… You light up our night!
- What kind of jokes do trees tell around the campfire?… Punny ones—they always leaf you laughing.
- What do camping cookies say when they’re excited?… S’more, please!
- Why did the owl bring friends to summer camp?… Because it didn’t want to be owl by itself.
- Where do fish keep their money?… The river bank.
- Camping Pun: Camping skills are “pitch-perfect” for any adventure!
- Why did the squirrel take a nap?… It was too tired from all the nutty adventures!
- Tree Jokes: How do trees access the internet at a campground?… They log in!
- Tree Jokes: Camping Pun: I can’t believe I got stranded in the woods!… Talk about a real “tree-ble” situation!
- Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods at the campground?… It’s okay. He woke up.
- What do math teachers use to light a campfire when school’s out?… Arithma-sticks.
- Camping Pun: When you’re camping, you always have to “branch” out and try new things!
- Why did the marshmallow go to school?… To get a little “toasty” knowledge!
- Music Jokes: What’s a camper’s favorite type of music?… Anything with a good “camp” beat!
- Geography Jokes: What did the lake say to the camper?… “Water you doing tonight?”
- Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse going camping.
- If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.
- I wasn’t sure about camping… but a guy roped me into It.
- Geography Jokes: Where do ants go camping?… Frants
- Camping Pun: I told my tent a secret, but it couldn’t keep it—it’s too open!
- Camping Pun: Camping is intense, but it’s also very “tent-sational!”
- Book Jokes: Camping Pun: I’m reading a book on anti-gravity while camping—it’s impossible to put down!
- A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I’d like a water ……………. and some of those peanuts.” The server says says, “Sure, but why the big paws?”
- Why did the fish blush?… Because it saw the lake’s bottom.
- Camping Pun: The campfire was a bit too bright, so I told it to “turn down the flame!”
- Camping Pun: I’m trying to start a camping club, but it’s hard to get everyone on the same “page!”
- Camping Pun: I lost my camping gear—now I’m just “tents” out of luck!
- Camping Pun: I wanted to make a camping pun, but I couldn’t find the right “camp-tent!”
- Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go camping?… MadaNASCAR!
- How do campfires access the internet at summer camp?… They log in.
- If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands.
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer camping experience.
- The Cape Cod seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
- After a night of camping the Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, “Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore.”
- Boy scout #1 was on one side of the river. Boy scout #2 was on the other side of the river. Boy scout #1 yells to Boy scout #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Boy scout #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!”
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about camping?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good camping knock-knock joke?
- Why do trees have so many friends?… They branch out.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good camping knock knock jokes?
- A husband and wife were driving through the mountains and started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. At the lunch counter, the husband asked: “Could you settle an argument for us? Would you please slowly pronounce where we are?” She leaned & said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”
- Why don’t mummies go on camping?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
- What did the beaver say to the tree?… “It’s been nice gnawing you!”
- What is a tree’s favorite drink?… Root beer.
- What did the pine trees wear to the lake?… Swimming trunks!
- At the camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved.
- Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his camping trip?… Because he already had a trunk!
- Teacher: What’s gray, has 4 legs & a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse going camping.