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- July Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shark jokes!
- I would like to see a Great White Shark before I die… Just not right before I die.
- Swimming Jokes: If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg!
- Summer Camp Jokes: Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland!
- Boston Bucket List: Three things I want to do before I die: #1 Swim next to a Great White Shark!
- Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
- Friday the 13th, 2025: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
- Music Jokes: What musical artist is on every shark’s playlist?… Seal.
- Jaws Jokes: What did the millennial say when his friend played Jaws on the piano?… That low key gave me chills.
- Why are some sharks hard to trust?… They tell Great White lies.
- Where are sharks from?… Finland.
- How can you tell if two sharks are friends?… They act chummy with one another.
- Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
- Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean.
- Did you hear about the boy who got bitten while swimming with the sharks on Tuesday, June 23, 2026 in the Bahamas?… I think I will take that off my bucket list.
- Jaws Jokes: If you watch Jaws backwards it’s the heartwarming story of a shark that helps physically-challenged people put their lives back together.
- Jaws Jokes: How did the Royal Family get to Martha’s Vineyard for the 50th Anniversary of Jaws… The Island Queen.
- Pirate Jokes: A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.” The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …” “Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”
- Where did the whale go when it was bankrupt?… To the loan shark.
- Boston Bucket List: The Best of Boston for Family Fun: Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on!
- Prom Jokes: What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp.
- 2026 Kentucky Derby Jokes: Kentucky Derby Jokes: Great White… the unofficial Kentucky Derby horse of Jaws.
- Jimmy Buffett Jokes: What is a shark’s favorite Jimmy Buffet song?… Fins.
- Teacher Jokes for June: What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?… “My shark ate it!”
- What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?… Do not consume if seal is broken!
- 2026 Kentucky Derby Jokes: Kentucky Derby Jokes: The Atlantic White Shark Conservancy is pulling for Great White to win the 2026 Kentucky Derby.
- Jaws Jokes: I started downloading Jaws the other day… But after one megabyte, my computer died.
- A prospective businessman enters the Shark Tank. Shark 1: What’s your idea? Businessman: Ridiculously wide sunglasses. Shark 1: I’m out. Shark 2: I’m out. Hammerhead Shark: Tell me more.
- Jaws Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe name the scariest summer movie that was released in 1975? (Jaws)
- Jaws Jokes: Why is Bruce, the Jaws shark, hard to trust?… He tells Great White lies.
- Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean.
- Vending machines kill more people than sharks… I’ve never even seen a shark use a vending machine.
- Shark Pun: You’re skating on fin ice, pal…
- I told a friend that I was attacked by a shark the other day. He asked, “Did you punch it on the nose?” “No,” I said, “The shark started it for no reason!”
- Surfing Jokes: Did you hear about the surfer who lost his left arm and left leg in a shark attack… He is all right now.
- Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
- Jaws Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe tell me the name the girl who was eaten in the opening scene of Jaws?
- Fast Food Jokes: What do sharks order at McDonalds?… A quarter flounder with cheese!
- Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks.
- Pope Jokes: Which type of shark does the Pope like the most?… Angel sharks.
- Jaws Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe tell me the name the drunk boy who is last scene with girl who was eaten in the opening scene of Jaws?… Tom Cassidy.
- Top US Colleges: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe tell me the name the college of the drunk boy who is last scene with girl who was eaten in the opening scene of Jaws?… Trinity.
- Jaws Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe name the director of Jaws?… Steven Spielberg.
- Where do lonely sharks go to find companionship?… Sand Bars.
- What did the hammerhead’s boss say when he did a good job?… “You nailed it!”
- Jimmy Buffett Jokes: What is Bruce, the shark from Jaws, favorite Jimmy Buffet song?… Fins.
- Jimmy Buffett Jokes: What was the most requested Jimmy Buffet song at the 50th Anniversary of Jaws?… Fins.
- Jaws Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe name the composer for Jaws?… John Williams.
- Amity Island Summer PSA There’s a little-known but foolproof defense against sharks… Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.
- The star attraction at my local aquarium has been repossessed… Turns out it was a loan shark!