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- Where do shrimp go when they need money?… The prawn shop!
- How do shrimp greet each other?… “Shell-o!”
- Why did the shrimp cross the ocean?… To get to the other tide!
- What did the crab say to the shrimp?… You’re shrimply amazing!
- What do shrimp use to keep their pants up?… A sea belt!
- What do you call a shrimp wearing a tuxedo?… So-fish-ticated!
- Shrimp Pun: You’re shrimply the best.
- Shrimp Pun: Don’t be shellfish.
- Shrimp Pun: Small but claw-some.Shrimp happens.
- Shrimp Pun: I’m totally hooked on you.
- Shrimp Pun: Keep calm and shrimp on.
- Shrimp Pun: Shrimp or swim.
- Shrimp Pun: I’m shrimply falling for you.
- Shrimp Pun: You make my heart skip a fin.
- Shrimp Pun: I’m drawn to you like a shrimp to butter.
- Shrimp Pun: Our love is o-fish-ally the best.
- Shrimp Pun: You’re my butter half.