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- March Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Pi Day jokes.
- I can see quite a number of these Pi jokes coming from a mile away… Although I can’t seem to catch their ending no matter how I try.
- Math Jokes: Simple as 3.141592…
- Friday the 13th Jokes: What sort of parties do people generally organize on Pi Day, Saturday March 14th when it follows Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
- March Jokes: If March 14th is really Pi Day… it would never end.
- What do you call a mathematician who becomes a secret agent?… A s-pi!
- Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?… It is as easy as pi!
- Pie Jokes: The local pie shop almost never closes… It’s 22/7.
- You know what they say about Pi Day… It really is an irrational holiday.
- What language should you speak on Pi Day?… Sine language!
- What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?… “I don’t want to repeat myself.”
- Pirate Jokes: 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates!
- Alaska Jokes: In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
- Never talk to pi… He’ll go on forever.
- Doctor Jokes: On a scale from 1-10 my pain seems to always be Pi… It may be a low level but it goes on forever.
- Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies and basketballs are round, brownies are square!
- March Jokes: March 14th is Pi Day…. Come to think of it, we wouldn’t mind celebrating forever.
- Why did pi fail its driving test?… Because it didn’t know when to stop.
- Friday the 13th Jokes: You’ve heard of Friday the 13th… But what about the next day? Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear.
- Brownie Jokes: Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, brownies are square!
- Thanksgiving Jokes: How many bakers does it take to make a Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie?… 3.14.
- Today is Pi Day…. Come to think of it, we wouldn’t mind celebrating forever.
- Psychology Jokes: One day I told a psychiatrist that pi wasn’t real… She said I was being irrational.
- Pi Day Pickup Line: Are you 3.14?… Because you’re infinitely perfect.
- What do you call someone who is fluent in 3 languages and marginally conversant in 4th?… Pi-Lingual.
- Ice Cream Jokes: What’s the best way to serve pi?… A la mode. Anything else is just mean.
- Pie Jokes: What is 1.57?… Half a pie!
- Movie Jokes: How many stars did the movie critic give to Life of Pi?… 3.14159 stars.
- Pie Jokes: How many pastry chefs does it take to make a Pi Day pie?… 3.14.
- Did you know 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates!
- Pizza Jokes: “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!”
- A statistics professor and a math professor worked together on a cook book… They called it “Pi A La Mode.”
- Pie Jokes: Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
- Book Jokes: After years and years of rumors, pi finally announced that it was going to write a book about its own life. This was going to be its auto-pi-ography!
- Pie Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
- Why do people get so excited about Pi Day?… I don’t know, it’s completely irrational.
- I started memorizing the digits of pi… Then I realized it was irrational!
- Tree Jokes: What is the official tree of Pi Day?… A Pi-ne tree.
- Apologies, but most of these pi jokes are about being irrational.
- Pie Jokes: What’s the best way to celebrate Pi Day?… With a slice of the pi(e).
- What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon!
- Pi Pun: Let’s make some pi charts for Pi Day.
- Cake Jokes: Do you know what would make Pi Day better?… Cake.
- The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
- Pirate Jokes: What is the official mascot of of Pi Day?… the PI – rate!
- Movie Jokes: A NCTM math teacher saw the movie American Pi… She gave it a rating of 3.14.
- Movie Jokes: Do you know that Netflix has devised the perfect way to stop the distribution of pirated movies?… They now block all movies with an IMDB rating of 3.14. Pi-rated.
- Pie Jokes: The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends!
- What do you get when you take the sun & divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky!
- Covid Jokes: It’s only a matter of time before the Pi-variant of the Coronavirus is discovered now… We’ll have come full circle then.
- Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: What is the “March Madness” version of Pi?… 3.14159… seconds left on the clock for a buzzer-beater!
- Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: Why did the basketball player bring a calculator to the game?… He wanted to figure out the circumference of the rim to make sure he was shooting from a rational distance!
- Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: Why are basketball players so good at geometry?… They always know that a three-point shot is a tangent to the circle.
- Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: What do you get when you calculate the circumference of a basketball divided by its diameter?… A round of applause, and an irrational love for Pi!
- Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: Why is the basketball hoop the most popular place on Pi Day?… Because it’s perfectly circular!
- Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: What’s a center’s favorite irrational number?… Pi, because it never ends, just like their vertical jump training!
- Bird Jokes: What did the romantic bird call his significant other on Pi Day?… A tweet-y pi!
- What is the #1 drink at a Chinese Food restaurant… A Mai Pi.
- St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Kiss me, I’m Pirish!
- Cemetery Jokes: How do you cremate someone who died on Pi Day?… You burn them on their funeral pi res.
- March Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Pi… Pi who?… Pi-rate mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent.
- Teacher Jokes for March: Why did the math student eat their homework?… It was a piece of pi.
- I know every single digit of pi!… Just not in the right order.
- Why was the math book sad on Pi Day?… It had too many problems.
- How do you woo a mathematician?… With acute angle (angle).
- Why isn’t pi on Twitter?… Because even 280 characters isn’t enough to express itself.
- What did Pi say to the rational number?… “Get real.”
- What did the rational number say to Pi?… “Be rational.”
- Ice Cream Jokes: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… A pi-scream.
- Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite mathematical constant?… “Pi-rates” of the Caribbean.
- Dentist Jokes: Why did the pie go to the dentist?… It needed a filling.
- Pie Jokes: How does a mathematician solve all their problems?… With a slice of pie.
- Albert Einstein Quotes: Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day — March 14, 1879. Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.
- Pie Jokes: What is pi’s favorite fruit?,,, Apple, blueberry, or “apple-pi.”
- What did the zero say to the eight?… “Nice belt!” (Doesn’t make sense? It’s irrational).
- Marathon Jokes: What do you call a 3.143.14 mile walk?… A Pi-marathon.
- Pi Pun: Pi is the limit.
- Pi Pun: “I’m taking a liking to pi.
- Pi Pun: Pi for president!
- Pi Pun: Can I have a slice of Pi?
- Pi Pun: Pi is always a good idea.
- Pi Pun: Let’s get “pi-eyed” tonight!
- Pi Pun: Don’t be irrational!
- Pi Pun: Pi is never-ending.
- Pi Pun: Let’s make some pi charts for Pi Day.
- Pi Pun: Come to the nerd side, we have pi!
- Art Jokes: Why do artists love Pi Day?… They love drawing “pi-ctures.”
- March Jokes: What did the baker say on March 14th?… “It’s time to make the pi.”
- Pizza Jokes: What’s a mathematician’s favorite type of pizza?… A “pi-zza.”
- What do you get if you bake a banana in a circular crust?… A “pi-nana.”
- Music Jokes: What is a circle’s favorite band?… “The Pi-per.”
- Why was the pie baker so popular?… They were a “sweetie-pi”
- Why did the mathematician refuse to celebrate Pi Day?… They thought it was just a bunch of irrational nonsense.
- March Jokes: What did the mathematicians prepare for dinner on March 14th?… Chicken Pot Pi!
- What’s the best way to visualize infinity?… With a pi chart.
- What’s a mathematician’s favorite fruit?… A pi-neapple.
- Why shouldn’t you eat too much pi?… You’ll end up with a big circumference.
- March Jokes: Who do math students follow on March 14?… The Pi-ed Piper.
- Oregon Jokes: What were the first mathematicians on the Oregon Trail called?… Pi-oneers.
- Air Force Jokes: How are mathematicians like the Air Force?… They both use pi-lots.
- Grammar Jokes: Pi is very important ….. Without it our opinions would just be onions.