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Google Search “Basketball Jokes for Pi Day”

  1.  “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies and basketballs are round, brownies are square!
  2. What is the “March Madness” version of Pi?… 3.14159… seconds left on the clock for a buzzer-beater!
  3. Why did the basketball player bring a calculator to the game?… He wanted to figure out the circumference of the rim to make sure he was shooting from a rational distance!
  4. What do you get when you calculate the circumference of a basketball divided by its diameter?… A round of applause, and an irrational love for Pi!
  5. Why are basketball players so good at geometry?… They always know that a three-point shot is a tangent to the circle.
  6. What is a basketball player’s favorite dessert on March 14th?… -e (Pi)!
  7. Why was the basketball team’s math score so high?… They knew the formula for success: (but only for the ball!).
  8. Why did the coach make the players measure the rim?… He wanted to calculate the Pi-vot point!
  9. What did the basketball say to the student on Pi Day?… “Stop looking at my circumference and shoot!”
  10. Why is the basketball hoop the most popular place on Pi Day?… Because it’s perfectly circular!
  11. What’s a center’s favorite irrational number?… Pi, because it never ends, just like their vertical jump training!