February Jokes

  1. Music JokesFebruary 1st February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the world’s best drummer… One / two / one two three four!
  2. February 2nd Groundhog Day JokesI love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State Of The Union Address. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.
  3. Groundhog Day Jokes: Does anyone know any new Groundhog Day jokes?… I keep hearing the same ones over & over & over again. 
  4. New England Patriots JokesSuper Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
  5. Seattle Seahawks JokesSuper Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them I think I will pass.
  6. February 6th: Massachusetts JokesSuper Bowl LX JokesSuper Bowl Sunday: 49 States “Please pass the remote” Massachusetts: “Gimme the Clickah!”
  7. February 7th Periodic Table Day Chemistry Jokes: We would like to apologize for not adding more chemistry jokes… but we only update them…. Periodically!
  8. Super Bowl Knock Knock JokesSuper Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX, the rematch between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, is only ONE day away?
  9. February 8th, 2026 Super Bowl Jokes101 Super Bowl JokesIllinois Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
  10. Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s #Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
  11. Friday the 13th Jokes:
  12. Friday the 13th, 2026: Friday the 13th Jokes:
  13. February 14th Valentine’s Day Jokes:
  14. Winter Olympics Jokes:
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  17. February 17th: Pancake Day Jokes
  18. Top 10 Full Moon Jokes for Each MonthNew England Jokes: How excited for the Snow Moon are New Englanders after spending several days shoveling out after Winter Storm Fern? (January 2026)
  19. What month is the Jake Paul’s favorite? …. Feb – BRO – ary.
  20. February 20th, 2027 Snow Moon: Snow Moon JokesGroundhog Day Jokes: If Groundhog Day falls on the Full Snow Moon… does that mean we automatically get 6 more weeks of winter.
  21. What month is the best month to tell a lie? …. Fib -ruary.
  22. What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary. (
  23. What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year.
  24. What is a ghost’s favorite month?… Feb – BOO – uary. (Halloween Jokes)
  25. Coffee Jokes: What month is the best for coffee? …. Feb – BREW – ary(Coffee Jokes)
  26. February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best February jokes
  27. February 29th: Leap Year Jokes: