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- American Revolution Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton fight in the American Revolution?… Because he didn’t have the guts!
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Why don’t skeletons fight each other on Cinco de Mayo?… They don’t have the guts.
- Archery Jokes: What does a skeleton use for archery… A bone and marrow.
- Who won the Halloween skeleton beauty contest?… No body.
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Super Bowl?… Because he had no body to go with.
- Homecoming Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the homecoming dance?… He had no body to go with.
- Ash Wednesday Jokes: Why did the skeleton go to church on Ash Wednesday?… It wanted to bone up on its spirituality.
- Ash Wednesday Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton go to church on Ash Wednesday?… It had no body to go with.
- Bobsled Jokes: I’m a huge fan of Skeleton Bob… I liked Living Bob too.
- What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?… Lazy bones!
- What did the skeleton say to the puppy?… boneappetite.