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  1. March Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Pi Day jokes. 
  2. I can see quite a number of these Pi jokes coming from a mile away… Although I can’t seem to catch their ending no matter how I try. 
  3. Math Jokes: Simple as 3.141592… 
  4. Friday the 13th Jokes: What sort of parties do people generally organize on Pi Day, Saturday March 14th when it follows Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
  5. March Jokes: If March 14th is really Pi Day… it would never end.
  6. What do you call a  mathematician who becomes a secret agent?… A s-pi!
  7. Why shouldn’t you let advanced  math intimidate you?… It is as easy as pi!
  8. Pie Jokes: The local pie shop almost never closes… It’s 22/7. 
  9. You know what they say about Pi Day… It really is an irrational holiday. 
  10. What language should you speak on Pi Day?… Sine language!
  11. What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?… “I don’t want to repeat myself.” 
  12. Pirate Jokes: 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! 
  13. Alaska Jokes: In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
  14. Never talk to pi… He’ll go on forever. 
  15. Doctor Jokes: On a scale from 1-10 my pain seems to always be Pi… It may be a low level but it goes on forever. 
  16.  Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies and basketballs are round, brownies are square!
  17. March Jokes: March 14th is Pi Day…. Come to think of it, we wouldn’t mind celebrating forever. 
  18. Why did pi fail its driving test?… Because it didn’t know when to stop. 
  19. Friday the 13th Jokes: You’ve heard of Friday the 13th… But what about the next day? Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear.
  20. Brownie Jokes Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, brownies are square!
  21. Thanksgiving Jokes: How many bakers does it take to make a Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie?… 3.14. 
  22. Today is Pi Day…. Come to think of it, we wouldn’t mind celebrating forever. 
  23. Psychology Jokes: One day I told a psychiatrist that pi wasn’t real… She said I was being irrational. 
  24. Pi Day Pickup Line: Are you 3.14?… Because you’re infinitely perfect. 
  25. What do you call someone who is fluent in 3 languages and marginally conversant in 4th?… Pi-Lingual. 
  26. Ice Cream Jokes: What’s the best way to serve pi?… A la mode. Anything else is just mean. 
  27. Pie Jokes: What is 1.57?… Half a pie!
  28. Movie Jokes: How many stars did the movie critic give to Life of Pi?… 3.14159 stars. 
  29. Pie Jokes: How many pastry chefs does it take to make a Pi Day pie?… 3.14. 
  30. Did you know 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! 
  31. Pizza Jokes: “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” 
  32. A statistics professor and a math professor worked together on a cook book… They called it “Pi A La Mode.” 
  33. Pie Jokes: Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
  34. Book Jokes: After years and years of rumors, pi finally announced that it was going to write a book about its own life. This was going to be its auto-pi-ography! 
  35. Pie Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! 
  36. Why do people get so excited about Pi Day?… I don’t know, it’s completely irrational. 
  37. I started memorizing the digits of pi… Then I realized it was irrational! 
  38. Tree Jokes: What is the official tree of Pi Day?… A Pi-ne tree. 
  39. Apologies, but most of these pi jokes are about being irrational. 
  40. Pie Jokes: What’s the best way to celebrate Pi Day?… With a slice of the pi(e). 
  41. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! 
  42. Pi Pun: Let’s make some pi charts for Pi Day. 
  43. Cake Jokes: Do you know what would make Pi Day better?… Cake. 
  44. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi! 
  45. Pirate Jokes: What is the official mascot of of Pi Day?… the PI – rate! 
  46. Movie Jokes: A NCTM math teacher saw the movie American Pi… She gave it a rating of 3.14. 
  47. Movie Jokes: Do you know that Netflix has devised the perfect way to stop the distribution of pirated movies?… They now block all movies with an IMDB rating of 3.14. Pi-rated.
  48. Pie Jokes: The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends! 
  49. What do you get when you take the sun & divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky! 
  50. Covid Jokes: It’s only a matter of time before the Pi-variant of the Coronavirus is discovered now… We’ll have come full circle then. 
  51. Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: What is the “March Madness” version of Pi?… 3.14159… seconds left on the clock for a buzzer-beater!
  52. Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: Why did the basketball player bring a calculator to the game?… He wanted to figure out the circumference of the rim to make sure he was shooting from a rational distance!
  53. Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: Why are basketball players so good at geometry?… They always know that a three-point shot is a tangent to the circle.
  54. Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: What do you get when you calculate the circumference of a basketball divided by its diameter?… A round of applause, and an irrational love for Pi!
  55. Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: Why is the basketball hoop the most popular place on Pi Day?… Because it’s perfectly circular!
  56. Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: What’s a center’s favorite irrational number?… Pi, because it never ends, just like their vertical jump training!
  57. Bird Jokes: What did the romantic bird call his significant other on Pi Day?… A tweet-y pi! 
  58. What is the #1 drink at a Chinese Food restaurant… A Mai Pi.
  59. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Kiss me, I’m Pirish!
  60. Cemetery Jokes: How do you cremate someone who died on Pi Day?… You burn them on their funeral pi res. 
  61. March Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Pi… Pi who?… Pi-rate mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent. 
  62. Teacher Jokes for March: Why did the  math student eat their homework?… It was a piece of pi. 
  63. I know every single digit of pi!… Just not in the right order. 
  64. Why was the math  book sad on Pi Day?… It had too many problems.
  65. How do you woo a  mathematician?… With acute angle (angle).
  66. Why isn’t pi on Twitter?… Because even 280 characters isn’t enough to express itself.
  67. What did Pi say to the rational number?… “Get real.”
  68. What did the rational number say to Pi?… “Be rational.”
  69. Ice Cream Jokes: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… A pi-scream.
  70. Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite mathematical constant?… “Pi-rates” of the Caribbean.
  71. Dentist Jokes: Why did the pie go to the dentist?… It needed a filling.
  72. Pie Jokes: How does a mathematician solve all their problems?… With a slice of pie.
  73. Albert Einstein Quotes: Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day — March 14, 1879. Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake. 
  74. Pie Jokes: What is pi’s favorite fruit?,,, Apple, blueberry, or “apple-pi.”
  75. What did the zero say to the eight?… “Nice belt!” (Doesn’t make sense? It’s irrational).
  76. Marathon Jokes: What do you call a 3.143.14 mile walk?… A Pi-marathon.
  77. Pi Pun: Pi is the limit.
  78. Pi Pun: “I’m taking a liking to pi.
  79. Pi Pun: Pi for president!
  80. Pi Pun: Can I have a slice of Pi?
  81. Pi Pun: Pi is always a good idea.
  82. Pi Pun: Let’s get “pi-eyed” tonight!
  83. Pi Pun: Don’t be irrational!
  84. Pi Pun: Pi is never-ending.
  85. Pi Pun: Let’s make some pi charts for Pi Day. 
  86. Pi Pun: Come to the nerd side, we have pi!  
  87. Art Jokes: Why do artists love Pi Day?… They love drawing “pi-ctures.”
  88. March Jokes: What did the baker say on March 14th?… “It’s time to make the pi.”
  89. Pizza Jokes: What’s a mathematician’s favorite type of pizza?… A “pi-zza.”
  90. What do you get if you bake a banana in a circular crust?… A “pi-nana.”
  91. Music Jokes: What is a circle’s favorite band?… “The Pi-per.”
  92. Why was the pie baker so popular?… They were a “sweetie-pi”
  93. Why did the mathematician refuse to celebrate Pi Day?… They thought it was just a bunch of irrational nonsense. 
  94. March Jokes: What did the mathematicians prepare for dinner on March 14th?… Chicken Pot Pi! 
  95. What’s the best way to visualize infinity?… With a pi chart. 
  96. What’s a mathematician’s favorite fruit?… A pi-neapple.
  97. Why shouldn’t you eat too much pi?… You’ll end up with a big circumference. 
  98. March Jokes: Who do math students follow on March 14?… The Pi-ed Piper.
  99. Oregon Jokes: What were the first mathematicians on the Oregon Trail called?… Pi-oneers.
  100. Air Force Jokes: How are mathematicians like the Air Force?… They both use pi-lots.
  101. Grammar Jokes: Pi is very important ….. Without it our opinions would just be onions.