Top 50 4th of July Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best July 4th jokes.
  2. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings.
  3. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
  4. America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the Boston Harbor!
  5. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance!
  6. Fireworks Jokes: Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July.
  7. Since 1776… America has been sipping on liber-tea.
  8. Why shouldn’t there be knock-knock jokes on the 4th of July?… Because freedom rings.
  9. Music Jokes: What band is on every 4th of July playlist?… America.
  10. What treat do dads like on the 4th of July?… POPsicles.
  11. What’s the best rated flag?… The US, it has fifty stars!
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nota… Nota who?… Not America because freedom rings!
  13. Ghost Jokes: On July 4th, what did the ghost say?… Red, white, and boo!
  14. What beverage do you drink on the 4th of July?… Liber – TEA!
  15. What is the best sport to play on July 4th?… Flag football.
  16. Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still in da pendant.
  17. 4th of July Jokes: Do you love Inde – pun – dance day puns?
  18. 4th of July Jokes: Happy Ind -pun- dance Day!
  19. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
  20. Tea Jokes: HAPPY FOURH OF JULY Looking for the T?… It’s in Boston Harbor.
  21. What NBA basketball player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom.
  22. What American holiday can you never trust?… the 4th of Ju – LIE!
  23. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
  24. What band to #trees listen to on the 4th of July?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band.
  25. Do you know why Americans never knock?… Because freedom rings.
  26. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… #Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Independence Day!
  27. Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you… From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead.
  28. What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were #revolting!
  29. What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?… Flag football.
  30. What do the #moon and the Founding Fathers have in common?… Both have been through revolution.
  31. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up!  
  32. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded on the 4th of July.
  33. What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Hulk?… The Star-Spangled Banner.
  34. What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence Day?… May the Fourth Be With You!
  35. There was one little boy in the teacher’s class who really struggled to learn. One day the teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence, and of course he didn’t know. The teacher asked him every day for a week but still he couldn’t give the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to come and see her. She said to him, “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence.” The father said to his son, “Come here, boy, and sit down.” The boy duly did as he was told and then his dad said to him, “Now if you signed that stupid thing, just admit it so we can get out of here.”
  36. Teacher: “200+ yrs ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Rev. War.” #student “They must have been pretty strong, 4 men defeating a whole army!”
  37. Why was King George III scared?… Because he was haunted by the spirit of ’76.
  38. A nursery school teacher told her class about the 4th of July. “We live in a great country. We should be happy that we are all free.” At this, a little boy marched up to her from the back of the class, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, “I’m not free. I’m four.”
  39. Do other countries also have the 4th of July?… Sure! It’s the next day after the 3rd of July and before the 5th.
  40. Since it’s the Fourth of July… let’s indepen-dance the night away!
  41. How did the unexpected guest greet his grilling host at the July 4th barbeque?… “Fancy meat-ing you here.”
  42. What is George Washington’s favorite football #team?… The New England Patriots.
  43. Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in #colonies  
  44. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British.
  45. I was afraid I might fail my #fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors.
  46. What was the Patriots favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
  47. Independence Day is the day that Americans proudly wave their American flags that were made in #China.
  48. I’m good at #fireworks displays. I’ve got a flare for it.
  49. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s Independence Dayl!
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… #Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon cake for Independence Day.

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