Top 387 Hurricane Jokes

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  1. October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hurricane jokes.
  2. August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane!
  3. Hurricane Isaias Jokes: October 7, 2026: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Isaias Breaks 121-Year Record as It Becomes First Hurricane of 2026 Atlantic Season?
  4. Hurricane Isaias Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the latest date of the 1st Atlantic Hurricane?
  5. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the two years with no recorded hurricanes?
  6. Hurricanes are no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  7. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends BEFORE the hurricane hits?  
  8. Meteorologists reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane… Number 5 will blow you away.
  9. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida trust the National Hurricane Center and listen to their advice!
  10. What did the National Hurricane Center to the hurricane?… I have my eye on you. 
  11. Psychology Jokes: Hurricanes are very… depressing.
  12. Election Jokes: The Worst Natural Disaster Election! The natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst. Hurricane blew the others away. Earthquake shook things up badly. Flooding was a wash. Blizzard almost buried the rest. Meteor made a deep impact. But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide.
  13. I told a hurricane joke… I was expecting a surge of laughter.
  14. It is hurricane season… There will be heavy down pour of jokes soon.
  15. We’re about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you’re going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to a red blob out in the ocean and making two basic announcements: #1 There is no need to panic. #2 We could all be killed, any day now, by massive, engulfing walls of turgid water, relentlessly driven by shrieking 200 MPH winds, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
  16. Mardi Gras Jokes: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
  17. Hurricane Marco is headed towards land… Hurricane Polo is nowhere in sight.
  18. What is in the middle of a hurricane?… An “i.”
  19. A hurricane will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes soon.
  20. What do you call a weak hurricane?… Hurrican’t!
  21. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: New Orleans… the unofficial sponsor of Hurricane Nola.
  22. Grandparent Jokes: Hurricane Nana… the official hurricane of Grandparents Day.
  23. Grandparent Jokes: Hurricane Nana… the official hurricane of Grandmothers.
  24. Texas Jokes: Texas refuses to remove its Confederate statues… Hurricane volunteers to help. 
  25. Florida Jokes: What did  Hurricane Isaias say to the Florida coast?… I have my eye on you.
  26. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: I am hosted a Hurricane Nola party…. YOLO!
  27. I want to make a hurricane joke…  But I am scared my inbox will be flooded.
  28. Hurricane Jokes:
  29. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the 2026 Hurricanes?
  30. Grandparent Jokes: Hurricane Nana… the official hurricane of Grandparents Day.
  31. Grandparent Jokes: Hurricane Nana… the official hurricane of Grandmothers.
  32. Hurricane Jokes: What song is on every storm chaser’s playlist?… Riders on the Storm by the Doors.
  33. Alabama Jokes: What did  Hurricane Isaias say to the Alabama coast?… I have my eye on you.
  34. Mississippi Jokes: What did  Hurricane Isaias say to the Mississippi coast?… I have my eye on you.
  35. Music Jokes: Melissa, by The Allman Brothers Band… the unofficial song of Hurricane Melissa.
  36. Music Jokes: What Bonnie Raitt Song Is On Every Hurricane Playlist?… Storm Warning.
  37. I did a hurricane comedy set… the crowd loved it and did the wave at the end.
  38. Election Jokes: We should just name hurricanes after politicians…. That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything!
  39. Music Jokes: I’m trying to write a song about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  40. What is the favorite NHL team of the weather channel?… It is either the Carolina Hurricanes or the Tampa Bay Lightning.
  41. Hurricane Milton Jokes: Milton High School Wildcats… Hurricane Milton Wild Cat 5.
  42. 2026 Stanley Cup: Stanley Cup Jokes: What team did the weather channel pull for in the 2026 Stanley Cup?… The Carolina Hurricanes.
  43. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Fly Aer Lingus… the unofficial airline of Hurricane Erin. (2025)
  44. Music Jokes: What is the #1 Clash song during a hurricane for residents?… Should I Stay or Should I Go?
  45. What happens to a sailboat in a hurricane?… Mast destruction.
  46. Music Jokes: What is on a hurricane’s playlist… Call Me the Breeze by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
  47. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: #NOLA… the unofficial hashtag of Hurricane NOLA.
  48. Hurricane Isaias Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me how to pronounce Hurricane Isaias?… “ees-ah-EE-ahs” (four syllables, with the main stress on the third syllable).
  49. I told a hurricane joke… I was expecting a wave of applause.
  50. Biology Jokes: How do hurricanes see?… With one eye.
  51. What hurricane is resembles a typical beach house guest?… Sandy.
  52. Hurricane Erin Jokes: What did Hurricane Erin say to the Outer Banks?… Hey! Why don’t you get outer here.
  53. While getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack aisle than the water aisle… I’m just kidding, I live in America.
  54. What do you call a hurricane that hits Puerto Rico?… A PR disaster!
  55. I asked my surfer friend if he plans to evacuate for the hurricane. He said, “Na-ama-ste.”
  56. Music Jokes: Hurricane Melissa (October 2025): What Allman Brothers song is never requested or played in Jamaica?… Melissa.
  57. What is a top requested song during a hurricane?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones.
  58. Psychology Jokes: Why did the hurricane go to therapy?… It had too much internal pressure.
  59. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Ireland loves Hurricane Erin… “Erin go braugh”
  60. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Ireland was honored to be named a Hurricane (Erin).
  61. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the 1st hurricane in 2025? (Hurricane Erin)
  62. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the 1st hurricane in 2026?
  63. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Hurricane Erin is now a Category 1 hurricane?
  64. Music Jokes: What do you get when you cross a hurricane with a cruise ship full of 1990’s boy bands?… Washed up musicians.
  65. Hurricane Lala Jokes: Hurricane Lala is no joke… prepare NOW.
  66. Grandparent Jokes: The Grandkids’ Confusion: “Grandma, why is everyone on the news screaming your name and boarding up the windows?”
  67. Christmas Jokes: “Deck the Halls”… the unofficial Christmas song of Hurricane Lala.
  68. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Name Game: How do you know Hurricane Lala isn’t taking herself seriously?… She arrives sounding like a Teletubby instead of a category-four disaster.
  69. Psychology Jokes: The False Sense of Security: The National Weather Service issues a severe warning, but your brain refuses to take a storm named Lala seriously until your roof flies into the neighbor’s papaya tree.
  70. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Teletubby Threat: People joked that instead of high winds and storm surges, the hurricane was just going to show up on the islands and yell “Eh-oh!”
  71. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Intimidation Factor: Getting your house flattened by Hurricane Andrew is tragic. Getting your patio chair knocked over by Hurricane Lala is just embarrassing at the community BBQ.
  72. Hurricane Lala Jokes: Laa-Laa (yellow)… the unofficial Teletubby of Hurricane Lala
  73. Spiderman Jokes: I invited Spider Man to my Hurricane Lala Party… he said he would swing by for a bit!
  74. Ice Cream Jokes: Why is Lala the worst name for a hurricane?… It sounds like a sound a toddler makes on the way to an ice cream truck.
  75. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Costco Rush: Everyone running out to buy toilet paper and water because Lala is coming over uninvited like that one relative who doesn’t RSVP
  76. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Island Face-off: What did Hurricane Lala say to the Hawaiian volcano?… “You blow, but I’m way windier.”
  77. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Name Identity Crisis: Lala is the only hurricane where you expect it to show up wearing pastel pink, humming a little tune, and asking if anyone wants to swing by the ice cream truck.
  78. Music Jokes: The Sound Track: What’s the official meteorological sound track of this storm? Just 40 miles per hour of wind softly going “la-la-la-la-la” while your trash can rolls down the street.
  79. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Travel Agent: “How come no one told me? I had to find out on the news! Lala is officially open for bookings… straight from L.A.”
  80. The Weather Report: Reporting live from the backyard where the palm trees are completely still—locals confirm the most dangerous part of Lala so far is the extreme humidity and lack of school.
  81. The Yard Sale: “My backyard isn’t destroyed, it’s just hosting an unpermitted neighborhood yard sale courtesy of Lala.”
  82. Hurricanes with Teletubby Names?
  83. The Laundry Line Warning: All you aunties and uncles leaving your pooka panties and aloha shirts hanging on the clothesline—take ’em down before they end up fully styled on your neighbor’s roof.
  84. The Weather Forecast: Guy Hagi was right again, so you better go grab the Heinekens, the sashimi, and cross your fingers the Kool-Aid doesn’t spill.
  85. The Speed Upgrade: How fast did Lala intensify? She upgraded faster than a lifted Tacoma racing through Lex Brody’s tire shop.
  86. The Ultimate Verdict: What’s the official local consensus on the storm’s name? Guy Hagi was right, but naming a cyclone “Lala” is just Mother Nature playing a prank on our weekend plans.
  87. Why did Hurricane Lala walk in circles off the coast?… It was looking for the nearest Costco to join the toilet paper line.
  88. Hawaii Jokes: What did  Hurricane Lala say to the Hawaii coast?… I have my eye on you.
  89. Music Jokes: What do you call a storm that sounds like a lullaby?… A category one wakeup call.
  90. I’m trying to write a joke about a  Hurricane Lala… But at the moment it is just a draft. 
  91. The Local Forecast: Guy Hagi warned us, but nobody expected a Category 4 system to roll up looking like it brought Heineken and sashimi to the pau hana.
  92. I told a  Hurricane Lala joke… I was expecting a surge of laughter.
  93. Hurricane Lala will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes.
  94. Walking Jokes: How fast does Hurricane Lala move compared to a cheetah?… A cheetah runs 75 mph, meaning Lala is just taking a scenic island stroll.
  95. I told a  Hurricane Lala joke… I was expecting a wave of laughter.
  96. California Jokes: Hurricane Lala… the unofficial hurricane of Los Angeles Summer Olympics.
  97. I saw a comedy show… I was swept away by the comedian’s Hurricane Lala joke.
  98. Hawaii Jokes: What’s an island resident’s favorite emergency prep gear?… A Honda generator, an extension cord, and absolute skepticism.
  99. Hurricane Lala is no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  100. Hawaii Jokes: Category 1 Hurricane Lala was no joke…. It raised Hell in… Hawaii!
  101. College Football Jokes: What college football team is the unofficial sponsor of  Hurricane Lala?… The UCLA Bruins.
  102. I love Little Debbie treats. Hurricane Debby… not so much.
  103. I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea I thought… there’s a storm brewing.
  104. Hurricane Joaquin: This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin.
  105. A hurricane walks into a bar… The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.
  106. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the best hurricane evacuation route?
  107. A hurricane will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes soon.
  108. Music Jokes: Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?… A moron in a suit.
  109. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: Hurricane Nola is no joke… prepare NOW.
  110. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: YOLO!… I am hosted a Hurricane Nola party.
  111. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: I am went to a Hurricane Nola party…. YOLO!
  112. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: YOLO!… I went to a Hurricane Nola party.
  113. How do you find the eye of a hurricane?… Look near the c!
  114. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water.
  115. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 96 MPH could be the start of a Category 2 hurricane!
  116. Tree Jokes: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.
  117. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida rather be safe than sorry with a hurricane warning!
  118. Psychology Jokes: I always get a little sad during hurricane season… …you could say I have tropical depression.
  119. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 111 MPH could be the start of a Category 3 hurricane! 
  120. Hurricane Jokes:
  121. What is a Tropical Storm’s favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!”
  122. Music Jokes: What is the most popular Jimmy Buffett song during a hurricane?… Trying to Reason with the Hurricane Season.
  123. In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded… I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes. 
  124. 3 girls were being executed. The 1st girl was getting ready to be shot. Guard: “Ready aim-” 1st girl: “Tornado!” The guard turned around she escaped. 2nd girl was being executed. Guard: ”Ready aim-” 2nd girl “Hurricane!” 3rd girl Guard: “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!”
  125. What NHL team is the unofficial sponsor of hurricanes?… The Carolina Hurricanes.
  126. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me bag sand to prepare the hurricane?
  127. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Hurricane Erin is now a Category 5 hurricane?
  128. Teacher Jokes for August: Why did the teacher rush to the hurricane flood zone?… To test the water.
  129. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Hurricane Erin is now a Category 4 hurricane?
  130. I’m trying to write a joke about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  131. Star Trek Jokes: What is Captain Kirk’s favorite hurricane of all-time?… Hurricane Kirk.
  132. Psychology Jokes: A hurricane is very… depressing.
  133. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane?
  134. I’m trying to write a poem about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  135. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 157 MPH could be the start of a category 5 hurricane!
  137. What do you call a hurricane that’s late?… A takeitstimecane.
  138. I saw a comedy show… I was swept away by the comedian’s hurricane joke.
  139. It’s too early for hurricane jokes… wait for everything to blow over first.
  140. A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona & two hurricanes… The bartender says that’ll be $20.20!
  141. Be safe!… This next hurricane might raise Hell!
  142. Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; “Houston, you have a problem.”
  143. What’s Irish, sits outside and rarely survives a Florida hurricane?… Paddy O’ Furniture.
  144. I took a picture of Hurricane Dorian… but it came out Grey.
  145. Where does a turtle go when during a hurricane?… A shell-ter.
  146. Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY… That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
  147. You can’t trust hurricanes… they’re known to blow things out of proportion.
  148. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hurricane jokes.
  149. Why is it really hard to sneak up on a hurricane?… Because they’re always turning around.
  150. What do you call a walking stick that makes Nana walk faster?… A hurricane.
  151. After the hurricane, fixing the fence around our family farm reminded me a lot of jokes… A lot of reposting.
  152. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a Tropical Storm and a hurricane?
  153. Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
  154. What 2024 hurricane did the French citizens watch closely?… Hurricane Francine.
  155. I would rather live in Milton, Mass than be in Hurricane Milton’s path.
  156. Why do they call some storms Tropical Depressions?… Because it’s a storm that is suffering from a “Depression” because it couldn’t become a hurricane.
  157. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a Category 1 hurricane!
  158. How do you find the eye of a hurricane?… Look near the r!
  159. A hurricane just blew the roof off the local cheese factory…. De Brie is everywhere
  160. I would go rather shopping at Milton’s Mens’ Store than be in Hurricane Milton’s path!
  161. What did the Hurricane say to Florida coast?… I have my eye on you.
  162. Category 4 Hurricane Milton was no joke…. It raised Hell in Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, and Tennessee.
  163. Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during the hurricane?… It experienced pier pressure.
  164. What hurricane makes the most money?… Hurricane “EARN” esto.
  165. Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane?… It was mime-blowing!
  166. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hurricane knock-knock joke?
  167. Remember Hurricane Sandy that hit New York a couple years ago?… They made a mixed drink after it It’s pretty much a watered down Manhattan!
  168. I tried to catch some fog during the hurricane… but I mist.
  169. A book never written: “Living Through The Storm” by Ty Foon.
  170. Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY… That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
  171. What hurricane invests the most money?… Hurricane “EARN” esto.
  172. I asked the hurricane for a joke… but it just blew me away.
  173. I’m writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes… It’s only a draft at the moment.
  174. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water.
  175. This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane.
  176. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane?
  177. A big hurricane came by and washed a beach away… The sea rises by and says “Hello Beach! Where’s the rest of ya!?” The beach replies: “I’m not shore anymore.”
  178. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.
  179. Hurricane Milton is just like Hurricane Helene… it might raise Hell!
  180. You hear about the new drink called The Hurricane Dorian?… It’s just a watered down  Bahama Mama.
  181. What’s the difference between a horse and a hurricane?… One is reined up and the other rains down.
  182. Why did the hurricane apologize?… It had a whirlwind of regrets.
  183. Before I married my wife she like a hurricane… She was a 5 but now she is a 2.
  184. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good hurricane knock knock jokes?
  185. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 4 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane?
  186. Why are hurricane winds so fast?… Because if they weren’t, they’d be slowicanes.
  187. Have you heard about the hurricane party?… It’s going to be in tents.
  188. Texas refuses to remove its statues… Hurricane volunteers to help.
  189. What did the Hurricane say to Texas coast?… I have my eye on you.
  190. A hurricane tore off a quarter of my roof… Now all I have is a Roo.
  191. What is a Tropical Storm’s favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!”  
  192. What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?… A hurricane.
  193. I’m trying to write a blog about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  194. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida stock up on water before the hurricane hits!
  195. What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?… Hurricanes with cataracts.
  196. What did the hurricane say to the island?… I’ve got my eye on you.
  197. How did you find the hurricane on your summer vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
  198. Why shouldn’t you stare at hurricanes for too long?… You’ll get lost in their eyes.
  199. Why do they call some storms Tropical Depressions?… Because it’s a storm that is suffering from a “Depression” because it couldn’t become a hurricane.
  200. A man once asked his friend the difference between a cyclone, a hurricane and a divorced wife…. Nothing, They all get the house.
  201. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me if I should stay or go, because a hurricane is coming?
  202. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure I am safe for the hurricane?
  203. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough water before the hurricane hits?
  204. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we are getting a hurricane?
  205. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough gas before the hurricane hits?
  206. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 136 MPH could be the start of a #category4 hurricane!
  207. What do you call a walking stick that makes grandma walk faster?… A hurricane.
  208. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 157 MPH could be the start of a #category2 hurricane!
  209. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you go to the store and stock up on water and other essentials for hurricane?
  210. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me board up the windows for hurricane?
  211. Hurricane Ian is very… depressing.
  212. What was Governor Ron DeSantis advice to some Florida residents during Hurricane Ian?… Tampa Pray.
  213. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hurricane… Hurricane who?… Hurry! Cane you run away from the #storm?
  214. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida buy some #batteries!
  215. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June know how to tell a good hurricane knock knock joke?
  216. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me clean up after the hurricane?
  218. This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane.
  219. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me rebuild after the hurricane?
  220. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 3 hurricane and a category 4 hurricane?
  221. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me move after the hurricane?
  222. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 2 hurricane?
  223. So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating… Does that make them a “Flo-rida”?  
  224. What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?… a milkshake.
  225. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 2 hurricane and a category 3 hurricane?
  226. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about hurricanes?
  227. A hurricane tore off a half of my roof… Now all I have is a of.
  228. A hurricane tore off a half of my roof… Now all I have is a Ro
  229. What did the hurricane say to the Louisiana shore?… I have my eye on you.
  230. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida evacuate RIGHT NOW!
  231. A hurricane just blew the roof off the local cheese factory…. De Brie is everywhere.
  232. How do hurricanes see?… With one eye.
  233. Hurricane Ian is no joke… but everything else on this page is. 
  234. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH was the start of Hurricane Ida!
  235. I always get a little sad during hurricane season in New Orleans… …you could say I have tropical depression.
  236. What did the Hurricane say to New England coast?… I have my eye on you.
  237. How did you find the tropical storm on your vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
  238. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida like to thank the National Weather Service for keeping us updated!
  239. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida prepare for the hurricane RIGHT NOW!
  240. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida make sure the pets are packed up and ready to go!
  241. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida trust the government leaders and listen to their advice!
  242. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida check the generator before the hurricane hits!
  243. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida get bread and water before the hurricane hits!
  244. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida fill up the car with gas before the hurricane hits!
  245. Tampa Pray for Tampa Bay.
  246. Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?… All over the place.
  247. When Hurricane Milton hit Puerto Rico in August of 2024??… A PR disaster!
  248. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Aer Lingus… the unofficial airline of Hurricane Erin. (2025)
  249. Hurricane Isaias Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Hurricane Isaias jokes.
  250. What did the hurricane say to coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  251. Mom Jokes: Hurricane Isaias was coming, and my mother was thirsty. My mother has a glass of port wine with almost every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for our guests. However, the grocery store was out of her favorite brand. It’s okay. She said. Any Port in a storm.
  252. I told a hurricane joke… The delivery was windy.
  253. Hurricanes are like toddlers. Lots of noise, then a mess.
  254. My weather app said “extreme wind.” I said “thanks, captain obvious.”
  255. Hurricanes are just Mother Nature testing her leaf blower.
  256. I didn’t lose my roof. I know exactly where it is—two streets over.
  257. That hurricane had a great spin, but zero chill.
  258. Florida: where hurricanes are the real snow days.
  259. I named my hurricane Kevin. He wasn’t that strong, just annoying.
  260. A hurricane’s favorite game? Twister.
  261. My neighbor’s trampoline just joined the space program.
  262. Hurricanes are like bad houseguests. They overstay and break things.
  263. That storm had wind, rain, and zero manners.
  264. I made a hurricane playlist. It’s all “Blowin’ in the Wind.”
  265. Palm trees: nature’s windshield wipers.
  266. Hurricane update: my trash cans are now in the next county.
  267. We had French toast for dinner. That’s how you know a storm is coming.
  268. “I’m going to spin you right round, baby.”
  269. This hurricane is unbeleafable.
  270. I’m trying to stay positive, but this wind is negative pressure.
  271. You’ve got to be breazy to laugh right now.
  272. That storm was a total blowout.
  273. I’m not a meteorologist, but I know when things get shady.
  274. Let’s make like a roof and leave.
  275. This weather is unhinged—literally.
  276. I’m having a whirl of a time.
  277. Don’t be a gust, be a friend.
  278. That joke blew in from nowhere.
  279. Stay calm and carry a battery radio.
  280. High winds, high spirits.
  281. I’m not raining on your parade….The storm is.
  282. Knock knock. Who’s there? Windy. Windy who? Windy storm coming, let me in!
  283. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rain. Rain who? Rain you glad I’m not a hurricane?
  284. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo outside? That’s dangerous.
  285. Knock knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone, it’s blowing sideways.
  286. Knock knock. Who’s there? Shelter. Shelter who? Shelter me from these bad puns!
  287. Knock knock. Who’s there? Power. Power who? Power’s out.
  288. Why did the hurricane go to school? To improve its “wind” speed.
  289. What’s a hurricane’s favorite snack? Twist-ies.
  290. What do you call a scared hurricane? A whirl-i-cane.
  291. Why did the tree like the hurricane? It finally got to shake a leg.
  292. What does a hurricane wear? A windbreaker.
  293. How do hurricanes say hello? “Long time, no sea.”
  294. What’s a hurricane’s least favorite game? Hide and seek. It always blows its cover.
  295. Why did the hurricane break up with the tornado? Too much drama.
  296. What do you get when you cross a hurricane with a cat? A purr-i-cane.
  297. Why did the hurricane sit down? It was tired of blowing things out of proportion.
  298. I asked the hurricane if it was almost over. It said, “Wind and see.”
  299. This storm reminds me of my ex. Lots of hot air, then leaves.
  300. I’m reading a book about hurricanes. It’s very moving.
  301. Why don’t hurricanes tell secrets? Too many leaks.
  302. Hurricanes are like in-laws. They arrive with no warning.
  303. I love hurricane season. Said no grill ever.
  304. My weather radio is also a comedian. It keeps saying “stay tuned.”
  305. That hurricane had one goal: break my fence. Success.
  306. I’m on a seafood diet during storms. I see food floating by.
  307. I survived. My trash can didn’t.
  308. My fence is now modern art.
  309. My weather app owes me an apology.
  310. I finally met my neighbors. They were chasing a cooler.
  311. We lost power for 10 minutes. Call the news.
  312. My generator ran on hopes and prayers.
  313. I now own three new roof shingles. From two blocks away.
  314. The scariest part? No coffee for six hours.
  315. I’ll never look at a palm tree the same way.
  316. Why do reporters love hurricanes? Job security.
  317. “Standing in the wind” is a competitive sport. That reporter leaned at 45 degrees. Gold medal.
  318. “Get to higher ground!” — reporter standing in a puddle.
  319. My favorite actor? The guy holding the microphone sideways.
  320. They said “catastrophic.” I saw a tipped-over bird bath.
  321. Weather reporters and umbrellas. A toxic relationship.
  322. Our project was like a hurricane. Lots of energy, little direction.
  323. Hope everyone’s power is back. Mine’s still out. Send coffee. I’m working remotely. Very remotely. Two counties over.
  324. This deadline is Category 5. Let’s hunker down.
  325. My internet is slower than hurricane recovery. Bear with me.
  326. Who else worked by flashlight today? Respect.
  327. Let’s circle back when the wind stops circling.
  328. Our server survived. My sanity? TBD.
  329. I call this meeting “the calm before the email storm.”
  330. Thanks for being flexible. Like a pine tree.
  331. I packed the important stuff. Chips and phone charger.
  332. My evacuation plan: leave, then complain.
  333. We brought the cat. She brought the attitude. I forgot pants. Priorities.
  334. Three hours of traffic for a drizzle.
  335. Evacuate means “eat all the ice cream first.”
  336. I told my kids it’s a camping trip. They’re not buying it.
  337. The dog loved the car ride. The storm, not so much.
  338. Candles: romantic. Also: fire hazard. YOLO.
  339. I played the quiet game. I lost to myself.
  340. The silence was louder than the wind. We told stories. Mostly about snacks.
  341. Power’s back. Time to stare at a screen for six hours.
  342. I have a new pool. It’s called my living room.
  343. My car is now a submarine.
  344. Cool? I wanted a waterfront view. Not like this.
  345. The fish are in my driveway. Awkward.
  346. My kayak finally paid off.
  347. Water you doing? Staying inside.
  348. Noah called. He wants his ark back.
  349. My shoes are now aqua socks.
  350. The basement is a lake. Who wants to swim?
  351. I’m over this. Over the water line? No.
  352. Sunshine State. Florida man vs. hurricane. Bet on Florida man. We don’t evacuate. We “hold my beer.”
  353. Hurricanes are just Florida’s off-season entertainment.
  354. My hurricane kit has sunscreen and a lawn chair.
  355. The real storm is the Publix run before.
  356. We name hurricanes like exes. Irma, Andrew, Dorian.
  357. A hurricane is just a bad hair day for the whole state.
  358. We measure storms in “how many patio chairs flew away.”
  359. Snowbirds leave. Real Floridians stay and grill.
  360. Every hurricane is a block party with anxiety.
  361. My prep list: water, batteries, wine. In that order.
  362. Boarding windows is a full-body workout.
  363. I bought bread and milk. I don’t even like bread.
  364. Generator shopping is the new Hunger Games.
  365. My neighbor has a bunker. I have a closet.
  366. I taped my windows. Science? No. Vibes.
  367. Batteries: bought. Remote: lost.
  368. Tragedy. The gas station line was longer than the storm.
  369. Prep day is leg day. Carrying sandbags.
  370. My yard is a yard sale without prices.
  371. The mailman delivered. Respect.
  372. I found my trash can. It’s a family heirloom now.
  373. School’s back. So is my sanity.
  374. My internet is slow. So is my patience.
  375. The smell of wet carpet. Ahh, memories.
  376. I’ve seen better days. Also worse.
  377. Thank you, linemen. You’re real superheroes.
  378. Normal is boring. I’ll take boring.
  379. One storm. Ten stories. Zero regrets.
  380. What do you call a hurricane that tells jokes? A pun-icane.
  381. What do you call a very slow hurricane? A hurri-cane’t.
  382. What do you call a hurricane that sings? A melody-cane.
  383. What do you call a polite hurricane? A “thank you for your patience” -cane.
  384. What do you call a hurricane that loves books? A literate-cane.
  385. What do you call a hurricane that works out? A hurri-gain.
  386. What do you call a fake hurricane? A pretenderstorm.
  387. What do you call a hurricane that plays guitar? A power chord-cane.