Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes

by | Sep 25, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Hurricane Nola is no joke… prepare NOW.
  2. New Orleans… the unofficial sponsor of Hurricane Nola.
  3. #NOLA… the unofficial hashtag of Hurricane NOLA.
  4. I am hosting a Hurricane Nola party…. YOLO!
  5. YOLO!… I am hosting a Hurricane Nola party.
  6. I am going to a Hurricane Nola party…. YOLO!
  7. YOLO!… I am going to a Hurricane Nola party.
  8. I’m trying to write a joke about a  Hurricane Nola… But at the moment it is just a draft. 
  9. What did  Hurricane Nola say to the Hawaii coast?… I have my eye on you.
  10. I told a  Hurricane Nola joke… I was expecting a surge of laughter.
  11. How fast does Hurricane Nola move compared to a cheetah?… A cheetah runs 75 mph, meaning Nola is just taking a scenic island stroll.
  12. Hurricane Nola will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes.
  13. I told a  Hurricane Nola joke… I was expecting a wave of laughter.
  14. I saw a comedy show… I was swept away by the comedian’s Hurricane Nola joke.
  15. Hawaii Jokes: What’s an island resident’s favorite emergency prep gear?… A Honda generator, an extension cord, and absolute skepticism.
  16. Hurricane Nola is no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  17. Hawaii Jokes: Category 1 Hurricane Nola was no joke…. It raised Hell in… Hawaii!
  18. College Football Jokes: What college football team is the unofficial sponsor of  Hurricane Nola?… The UCLA Bruins.
  19. Hockey Jokes: What NHL team is the unofficial sponsor of  Hurricane Nola?… The Carolina Hurricanes.
  20. Be safe!…  Hurricane Nola might be a Cat 4… A good chance it will raise Hell!
  21. I want to make a joke about  Hurricane Nola… But I am scared my inbox will be flooded.
  22. Be safe!…  Hurricane Nolamight be a Cat 4… A good chance it will raise Hell when it hits land!
  23. What is the #1 Clash song during  Hurricane Nola?… “Should I Stay or Should I Go?”
  24. Be safe!…  Hurricane Nolamight be a Cat 4… A good chance it will raise Hell when it hits Florida!
  25. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes  Hurricane Nolajokes.
  26. You can’t trust  Hurricane Nola… It is known to blow things out of proportion.
  27. How does  Hurricane Nola see?… With one eye.
  28. What is the most popular Jimmy Buffett song during a hurricane?… Trying to Reason with the Hurricane Season.
  29. What is the #1 requested song during  Hurricane Nola?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones. (
  30. Why did the teacher rush to the  Hurricane Nolaflood zone?… To test the water.
  31. I asked my surfer friend if he plans to evacuate for  Hurricane Nola… He said, “Na-ama-ste.”
  32. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of  Hurricane Nola!
  33. I’m trying to write a blog about  Hurricane Nola… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  34. Why did the  Hurricane Nolago to therapy?… It had too much internal pressure.
  35. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the best hurricane evacuation route for  Hurricane Nola?
  36. Why did the  Hurricane Nola apologize?… It had a whirlwind of regrets.
  37.  Hurricane Nola is very… depressing.
  38.  Hurricane Nola just blew the roof off my cheese factory… There’s de Brie everywhere.
  39. This Halloween in Hawaii I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane.
  40. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane?
  41.  Hurricane Nola walks into a bar… The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.
  42. Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during the  Hurricane Nola?… It experienced pier pressure.
  43. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends before the hurricane hits?
  44. Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
  45. Where does a turtle go when during a  Hurricane Nola?… A shell-ter.
  46. Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a  Hurricane Nola?… It was mime-blowing.
  47. I asked the  Hurricane Nola for a joke… but it just blew me away.
  48. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a  Hurricane Nola?… Bridge over troubled water.
  49. Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?… A moron in a suit.
  50. I tried to catch some fog during  Hurricane Nola… but I mist.
  51. What was Governor Ron DeSantis advice to some Florida residents during  Hurricane Nola?… Tampa Pray.
  52. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good  Hurricane Nola knock knock jokes?
  53. Have you heard about the  Hurricane Nola party?… It’s going to be in tents.
  54. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me bag sand to prepare  Hurricane Nola?
  55. Hurricane Nola tore off a quarter of my roof… Now all I have is a Roo.