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- January 1st: Jimmy Buffett Jokes: What is the most requested Jimmy Buffett song for a New Year’s Day champagne toast?… Bubbles Up!
- January 1st: January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Abbie!… Abbie who?… Abbie New Year!
- January 3rd, 2026 Wolf Moon Jokes: What’s do wolves eat before going to see the Full Wolf Moon?… Awooooo-gula salad!
- January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes: Field Trip Jokes: Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip.
- January 5th: National Bird Day Jokes: Field Trip Jokes: What do you call a bird that is sad to be going on a field trip? … A Blue Bird!
- Georgia Jokes: Constitution Jokes: What’s the first amendment in Georgia’s Constitution?… Freedom of Peach.
- Basketball Joke of the Day: January 1st: What New Years Resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more.
- College Football Jokes: What college football team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
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- Stranger Things Jokes: I wasn’t sure that Netflix would ever find success producing their own content. Then again… Stranger Things have happened!
Netflix would ever find success producing their own content. Then again… Stranger Things have happened! - January 11th: National Milk Day Jokes: My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior… He was a danger to himself and udders.
- Music Jokes: What is the #1 requested U2 song on January 1st?… New Year’s Day.
- January 13th National Rubber Ducky Day: Sesame Street Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who Ernie sings about during bath time “you’re the one You make bath time lots of fun”?… Rubber Ducky.
- Friday the 13th Jokes: Friday, January 13, 2034 What sort of parties do people generally organize on Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
- January 15th: National Hat Day Jokes: Music Jokes: What a weird day! First I found a hat full of money. Then I was followed around by some guy with a guitar.
- New Year’s Eve Jokes: May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.
- Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’ the Pooh’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin.
- January 18th: Winnie the Pooh Jokes: Winnie The Pooh Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
- January 19th College Football Championship: Who does Dr. Seuss want to win the college football National Championship?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
- January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes Popcorn Jokes: I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater… It’s ok though, it still saved me money.
- New Year’s Eve Jokes: A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
- January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy a blizzard coming in!
- January 23rd: National Pie Day Jokes: Texas Jokes: What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?… Remember the à la mode!
- January 24th is National Peanut Butter Day… Spread the word.
- Snow Day Jokes: What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell.
- New Year’s Eve Jokes: What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne.
- What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you for a year!
- Blizzard Jokes: Snow Jokes: This blizzard is snow joke.
- January 29th National Croissant Day: Why are croissant jokes always funny?…… Because they never get mold!
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played on February 8, 2026.
- Easter Jokes: What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year!