Top 10 Elementary School Jokes

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Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best elementary school school jokes!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular in elementary schools, why isn’t it #1? (180 School Jokes & Pencil Jokes)
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?… The alpha-BAT. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
Why did the M&M go to elementary school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes)
Why was the elementary principal worried?… Because there were too many rulers in school! (Principal Jokes)
When is the best time for a elementary teacher to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (Dentist Jokes)
March 1st: I asked my elementary student when her birthday was and she said March 1st… I have been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me.
Why was the elementary science book in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine. (Biology Jokes)
What is a witch’s favorite class?… Spelling (Is Spelling Important? phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9. (Elementary Math Jokes)