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  1. National School Principals’ Day: Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!” Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?” Boy: “No.” Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.” Boy: “And do you know who I am?” Girl: “No,” Boy: “Thank goodness!”
  2. May Day Jokes: Did you hear Ted Danson AKA Sam “May Day” Malone is the spokesperson for May Day?…
  3. Kentucky Jokes:
  4. May 3rd: Kentucky Derby Jokes What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?… Why the long face?
  5. May 4th: May the 4th Be With You
  6. May 5th: Cinco De Mayo Jokes
  7. May 5th: Revenge of the Fifth
  8. June 1st: Bee JokesWhat’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)