Teacher Jokes for August

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1. Back to School Jokes: Lawn Sign on the First Day of School: Dear Teachers, Tag your it! Love the Parents.
2. August 2nd National Watermelon Day Watermelon Jokes: Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the exam… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy.
3. August 2nd National Ice Cream Sandwich Day: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream) sandwich.
4. August 4th is Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the field trip to the Chocolate Chip cookie factory?… It is crummy.
5. Music Jokes: What is on every teacher’s playlist?… School Boy Heart by Jimmy Buffett.
6. Navy Jokes: Why did the navy ship go to school?… It wanted to learn how to make waves!
7. Hurricane Jokes: Why did the teacher rush to the hurricane flood zone?… To test the water.
8. Music Jokes: What Jimmy Buffett song is on every teacher’s summer playlist ?… “Summerzcool.”
9. August 9, 2025 Sturgeon Moon: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon on August 9, 2025.
10. Navy Jokes: What grades do you need to join the Navy?… 7 C’s. 
11. Lord of the Rings Jokes:My teacher must really like Lord of the Rings… Whenever I ask about my grades she just says “You shall not pass!”
12. August 12th World Elephant Day: 101 Elephant Jokes: Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse on vacation.
13. Hurricane Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida trust the National Hurricane Center and listen to their advice!
14. Why are conjunctions dogs’ favorite parts of speech?… Dogs love buts.
15. Why did the robot go on summer vacation?… He needed to recharge his batteries.
16. Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
17. What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands!
18. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school.
19. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?…  Boarding school.
20. Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses at summer school?… She had bright students! 
21. How do bees get to school?… By school buzz!
22. Why did the dog do so well in school?… He was the teacher’s pet.
23. Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: I ate it. Teacher: Why? Student: You said it was a piece of cake!
24. What did the dog do when he graduated from obedience school?… He had a paw-ty!
25. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
26. What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?… Their masters.
27. What is the first thing a little snake learns in school?… Hiss tory. 
28. August 24th National Waffle Day: Waffle Jokes: Do you know what Betty Crocker cupcakes & a Little League World Series team have in common?… They both count on the batter! 
29. What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?… Pop quizzes! 
30. Teacher: I’ll be teaching you English this year and there are two words that I will not permit on any of your writing assignments. One is “cool” and the other is “lousy.” Student: Okay, what are the words?
31. Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
32. Why do magicians do so well in school?… They’re good at trick questions.
33. Where do math teachers like to go on summer vacation?… Times Square! (New York Jokes)
34. What is a teacher’s favorite Jimmy Buffett song?… “Summerzcool.”
35. Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?… Times Square! (New York Jokes)
36. How is the student’s grade like going on summer beach vacation?… It was at C level. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Jokes for Teachers)