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- April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes: Student: Do you know all about April 1st? Teacher: Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
- April 2nd National Walking Day: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.”
- I hate high school and got caught skipping the other day… My principal said, “Walk normal next time.”
- Final Four Jokes: Duke Basketball Jokes: Cooper Flagg is the Maine attraction of 2025 March Madness.
- April 5th: National Burrito Day Jokes: What did the teacher say when she finished her burrito?… “That’s a wrap!”
- Final Four Jokes: All the #1 seeds advance to the Final Four in 2025…. that is ONEderful. (#1 Duke, #1 Florida, #1 Houston, #1 Auburn)
- Assistant Principal’s Week: A new assistant principal was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day. The school where he had been an assistant principal the previous year had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox. Cautiously, he asked the school’s long time Custodian, “Do you think it’s wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?” The Custodian looked at him gravely… “We trust them with the children, don’t we?
- Asistant Principal’s Week: ”One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. “Wake up now! It’s the first day of school, You don’t want to be late.” “I don’t want to go to school,” the son replied. His mother said, “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” “Okay. One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.” “Not good enough,” the mother replied.“Fine,” the son said. “Then you give me two good reasons why I SHOULD go to school.” “One, you’re 50 years old. Two, you’re the assistant principal of the school.”
- Asistant Principal’s Week: Boy: “Isn’t the assistant principal a dummy!” Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?” Boy: “No.” Girl: “I’m the assistant principal’s daughter.” Boy: “And do you know who I am?” Girl: “No,” Boy: “Thank goodness!”
- Asistant Principal’s Week: Why did the school assistant principal keep a whistle in his pocket?… In case he needed to blow off some steam!
- Asistant Principal’s Week: What did the cross eyed teacher say to the assistant principal?…. “I can’t control my pupils!”
- Top 10 March Madness Jokes: My bracket is less “March Madness” and more “March Sadness.”
- I think my calendar is broken…Haha, April Fools! It works just fine!
- Teacher in the Teachers’ Lounge: Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April……..but that’s fine, my life is already a joke.
- April 21st: Patriots’ Day Jokes: Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!”
- Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?” Student: “On the bottom!”
- Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?”
Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.”