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1. Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?… He was better at fitting curves than hitting them. (Top Baseball Jokes)
2. What is the official mascot of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (Mascot Jokes)
3. Why is Ms. Radian such a good sports reporter?… She covers the story from every angle.
4. Never trash talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
5. For the math team, what is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14
6. What is a mathathlete’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
7. What is an NFL quarterback afraid of?… the y-intercept. (Top Football Jokes)
8. What is a horse’s favorite dessert?… Apple pi! (Top Horse Racing Jokes)
9. How is the moon like an NBA basketball game?… They both have 4 quarters. (Full Moon Jokes)
10. Where can an NFL official buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?… At a yard sale. (Top Football Jokes)
11. What does a mathlete love to climb?… A Gee-Om-A-Tree.
12. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
13. Why was the Calculus teacher bad at softballl?… He was better at fitting curves than hitting them. (Top Baseball Jokes)
14. Why does nobody talk trash to circles?… Because there is no point! (Top Basketball Jokes)
15. What do you call a broken record?… A Decca-gone
16. Did you hear the joke about the sports statistician?… Probably.
17. What wild animal is good mascot for calculus?… The tangent lion.
18. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. (Iditarod Jokes)
March 9, 2017
Pi Day Jokes: 101 Pi Day Math Jokes
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Pi Day Jokes (26)
1. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)
2. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Find a U.S. math teacher who tutors!)
3. What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14
4. Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
5. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14.
6. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
7. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
8. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon!
9. The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
10. Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
11. I just saw the movie American Pi. I gave it a rating of 3.14.
12. What is 1.57?… Half a pie
13. What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi! (Top Halloween Jokes)
14. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi.
15. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky.
16. What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?… Apple pi!
17. What do we get when we take the object and order the rim by the diameter?…Pi in the sky by and by.
18. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode.
19. Come to the nerd side, we have pi!
20. How far can you recite pi?… Cherry, Apple, Pecan, Blueberry…
21. What famous private investigator solves math problem?… Magnum PI
22. What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?… A cow pi.
23. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identicalrubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything theywant to measure it, and have all the time they need. The mathematician pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume.The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement to six significant figures. And the engineer? He writes down the serial number of the ball, and looks it up.
24. Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day — March 14, 1879. Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.
25. What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Eskimo pi.
26. Several Experts Several experts were all posed the following question: What is pi?
- The engineer said: “It is approximately 3 and 1/7″
- The physicist said: “It is 3.14159.”
- The mathematician thought a bit, and replied “It is equal to pi.”
- A nutritionist: “Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!”
Math Riddles (14)
1. Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone?… Because it is too gross (2 x 144 – two gross).
2. How is the moon like a dollar?… They both have 4 quarters.
3. How can you add eight 8′s to get the number 1,000? (only using addition) A: 888 +88 +8 +8 +8 = 1,000
4. How many eggs can you put in an empty basket? … Only one, after that the basket is not empty.
5. Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?… At a yard sale
6. When things go wrong, what can you always count on?… Your fingers.
7. What coin doubles in value when half is deducted?… A half dollar.
8. Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills?… They need to be changed.
9. What goes up and never comes down?… Your Age
10. Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?… Otherwise it would be a foot.
11. Why do they never serve beer at a math party?… Because you can’t drink and derive…
12. Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?… Because it had more cents.
13. Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8(ate) 9
14. What is a proof?… One-half percent of alcohol.
Geometry Jokes (33)
1. What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?… A high-pot-in-use
2. What do you call a crushed angle?…. A Rectangle (wrecked angle)
3. What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?… Gee-Om-A-Tree.
4. What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?… A plane cheeseburger.
5. Why did I divide sin by tan?… Just cos.
6. What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
7. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?… because it was over 90 degrees.
8. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?…
9. Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
10. What did the acorn say when he grew up?… Gee, I’m A Tree!
11. Why does nobody talk to circles?… Because there is no point!
12. What do you call an angle which is adorable?… acute angle
13. What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?… Hexagon
14. Who invented the Round Table?… Sir Cumference.
15. Which triangles are the coldest?… Ice-sosceles triangles.
16. What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?… They are both coplaners
17. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.142
18. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry
19. What do you call people who like tractors?… Protractors
20. Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves?… They were finding their scale.
21. Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner?… They are too eccentric.
22. Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?… They were right for each other.
23. Why is a geometry book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
24. Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?… She covers the story from every angle.
25. Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?… His parents wouldn’t cosine
26. Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?… Coney Island.
27. Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality?… It couldn’t get past the boundary line.
28. Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi
29. Why was the parent function upset with its child?… It was stretched to its limit.
30. What is a proof?.. One-half percent of alcohol.
31. Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
32. What did one geometry book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
33. What do you call a broken record?… A Decca-gone
Calculus Jokes (21)
1. Why do they never serve beer at a math party?… Because you can’t drink and derive…
2. Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It’s too cubed.
3. What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?… A natural log cabin!
4. What is the first derivative of a cow?… Prime Rib!
5. What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?… Zero. Why?
6. Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!
7. How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?… “I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”
8. What is polite and works for the phone company?… A deferential operator.
9. Why was the parent function upset with its child?… It was stretched to its limit.
10. Did you hear the joke about the statistician?… Probably
11. What wild animal is good at calculus?… The tangent lion.
12. Why is a calculus book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
13. Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?… He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.
14. Why was the function so bent out of shape?… It’s regression model was too tight a fit.
15. What is the integral of log cabin d cabin?…Log Cabin + sea = houseboat.
16. Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
17. What did one calculus book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
18. What’s yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?… Zorn’s Lemon.
19. Why did the algebra students throw bottles of hand cream across the classroom?… They were investigating projectile lotion.
20. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra?… Elephant zebra sin theta.
21. Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?… That’s the Law of Spline Demand.
Algebra Jokes (22)
1. Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept?… She thought she’d be stung by the b.
2. Who invented algebra?… A Clever X-pert.
3. What do you call mall friends who love math? alge “bros”
4. Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?… It’s too cubed.
5. What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal.
6. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
7. Why is an algebra book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
8. Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
9. What is purple and commutative?… An abelian grape
10. What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
11. Why did the relation need a math tutor? … It failed the vertical-line test.
12. How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?… By using a cod-ratic inequality.
13. Why did the imaginary number turn red?… It ran out of i-drops.
14. What does the little mermaid wear?… An algae-bra.
15. How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?… By completing the scare.
16. What is a proof?… One-half percent of alcohol.
17. What did algebra math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
18. What is the definition of a polar bear?… A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation
19. Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other?… They were core-relations.
20. Why was the matrix arrested?… Illegal entry.
21. What do you call a rodent with babies?… A quad-rat-ic parent.
22. What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek?… A linear programmer.
March 14, 2016
Top 25 Pi Day Jokes: Pi Day Jokes, Puns, & Riddles
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Pi Day Jokes (11)
1. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)
2. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Find a U.S. math teacher who tutors!)
3. What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14
4. Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
5. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14.
6. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
7. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
8. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon!
9. The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
10. Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
11. I just saw the movie American Pi. I gave it a rating of 3.14.
12. What is 1.57?… Half a pie
13. What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi! (Top Halloween Jokes)
14. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi.
15. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky.
16. What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?… Apple pi!
17. What do we get when we take the object and order the rim by the diameter?…Pi in the sky by and by.
18. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode.
19. Come to the nerd side, we have pi!
20. How far can you recite pi?… Cherry, Apple, Pecan, Blueberry…
21. What famous private investigator solves math problem?… Magnum PI
22. What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?… A cow pi.
23. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identicalrubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything theywant to measure it, and have all the time they need. The mathematician pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume.The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement to six significant figures. And the engineer? He writes down the serial number of the ball, and looks it up.
24. Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day — March 14, 1879. Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.
25. What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Eskimo pi.
26. Several Experts Several experts were all posed the following question: What is pi?
- The engineer said: “It is approximately 3 and 1/7″
- The physicist said: “It is 3.14159.”
- The mathematician thought a bit, and replied “It is equal to pi.”
- A nutritionist: “Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!”
March 13, 2016
Pi Day Jokes: Top Pi Day Jokes
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Pi Day Jokes (11)
1. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)
2. Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
3. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
4. What is a math teacher’s favourite dessert?… Pi! (Find a U.S. math teacher who tutors!)
5. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
6. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon!
7. Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
8. What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi! (Top Halloween Jokes)
9. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi.
10. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky.
11. What do we get when we take the object and order the rim by the diameter?…Pi in the sky by and by.
12. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode.
13. I just saw the movie American Pi. I gave it a rating of 3.14.
14. Come to the nerd side, we have pi!
15. What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?… Apple pi!
16. How far can you recite pi? Cherry, Apple, Pecan, Blueberry…
17. The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
18. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14.
19. What famous private investigator solves math problem?… Magnum PI
20. What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?… A cow pi.
21. What is 1.57?… Half a pie
22. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identicalrubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything theywant to measure it, and have all the time they need. The mathematician pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume.The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement to six significant figures. And the engineer? He writes down the serial number of the ball, and looks it up.
23. Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day — March 14, 1879. Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.
24. What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14
25. What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Eskimo pi.
26. Several Experts Several experts were all posed the following question: What is pi?
- The engineer said: “It is approximately 3 and 1/7”
- The physicist said: “It is 3.14159.”
- The mathematician thought a bit, and replied “It is equal to pi.”
- A nutritionist: “Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!”
Math Riddles (14)
1. Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone?… Because it is too gross (2 x 144 – two gross).
2. How is the moon like a dollar?… They both have 4 quarters.
3. How can you add eight 8′s to get the number 1,000? (only using addition) A: 888 +88 +8 +8 +8 = 1,000
4. How many eggs can you put in an empty basket? … Only one, after that the basket is not empty.
5. Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?… At a yard sale
6. When things go wrong, what can you always count on?… Your fingers.
7. What coin doubles in value when half is deducted?… A half dollar.
8. Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills?… They need to be changed.
9. What goes up and never comes down?… Your Age
10. Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?… Otherwise it would be a foot.
11. Why do they never serve beer at a math party?… Because you can’t drink and derive…
12. Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?… Because it had more cents.
13. Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8(ate) 9
14. What is a proof?… One-half percent of alcohol.
Geometry Jokes (33)
1. What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?… A high-pot-in-use
2. What do you call a crushed angle?…. A Rectangle (wrecked angle)
3. What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?… Gee-Om-A-Tree.
4. What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?… A plane cheeseburger.
5. Why did I divide sin by tan?… Just cos.
6. What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
7. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?… because it was over 90 degrees.
8. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?…
9. Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
10. What did the acorn say when he grew up?… Gee, I’m A Tree!
11. Why does nobody talk to circles?… Because there is no point!
12. What do you call an angle which is adorable?… acute angle
13. What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?… Hexagon
14. Who invented the Round Table?… Sir Cumference.
15. Which triangles are the coldest?… Ice-sosceles triangles.
16. What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?… They are both coplaners
17. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.142
18. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry
19. What do you call people who like tractors?… Protractors
20. Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves?… They were finding their scale.
21. Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner?… They are too eccentric.
22. Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?… They were right for each other.
23. Why is a geometry book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
24. Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?… She covers the story from every angle.
25. Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?… His parents wouldn’t cosine
26. Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?… Coney Island.
27. Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality?… It couldn’t get past the boundary line.
28. Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi
29. Why was the parent function upset with its child?… It was stretched to its limit.
30. What is a proof?.. One-half percent of alcohol.
31. Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
32. What did one geometry book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
33. What do you call a broken record?… A Decca-gone
Calculus Jokes (21)
1. Why do they never serve beer at a math party?… Because you can’t drink and derive…
2. Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It’s too cubed.
3. What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?… A natural log cabin!
4. What is the first derivative of a cow?… Prime Rib!
5. What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?… Zero. Why?
6. Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!
7. How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?… “I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”
8. What is polite and works for the phone company?… A deferential operator.
9. Why was the parent function upset with its child?… It was stretched to its limit.
10. Did you hear the joke about the statistician?… Probably
11. What wild animal is good at calculus?… The tangent lion.
12. Why is a calculus book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
13. Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?… He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.
14. Why was the function so bent out of shape?… It’s regression model was too tight a fit.
15. What is the integral of log cabin d cabin?…Log Cabin + sea = houseboat.
16. Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
17. What did one calculus book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
18. What’s yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?… Zorn’s Lemon.
19. Why did the algebra students throw bottles of hand cream across the classroom?… They were investigating projectile lotion.
20. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra?… Elephant zebra sin theta.
21. Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?… That’s the Law of Spline Demand.
Algebra Jokes (22)
1. Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept?… She thought she’d be stung by the b.
2. Who invented algebra?… A Clever X-pert.
3. What do you call mall friends who love math? alge “bros”
4. Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?… It’s too cubed.
5. What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal.
6. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
7. Why is an algebra book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
8. Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
9. What is purple and commutative?… An abelian grape
10. What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
11. Why did the relation need a math tutor? … It failed the vertical-line test.
12. How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?… By using a cod-ratic inequality.
13. Why did the imaginary number turn red?… It ran out of i-drops.
14. What does the little mermaid wear?… An algae-bra.
15. How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?… By completing the scare.
16. What is a proof?… One-half percent of alcohol.
17. What did algebra math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
18. What is the definition of a polar bear?… A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation
19. Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other?… They were core-relations.
20. Why was the matrix arrested?… Illegal entry.
21. What do you call a rodent with babies?… A quad-rat-ic parent.
22. What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek?… A linear programmer.
March 10, 2016
March Jokes: Family Friendly Jokes for March
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2. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
3. Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills?… They need to be changed. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
4. Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?… Otherwise it would be a foot! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
5. What did one calculus book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
6. What do you call mall friends who love math? alge “bros” (101 Pi Day Jokes)
7. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
8. Did you hear the joke about the statistician?… Probably. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
9. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
10. Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9 (101 Pi Day Jokes)
11. “I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!” (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
12. What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi! (Top 10 Pi Day Jokes)
13. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?…Pi in the sky. (Top 10 Pi Day Jokes)
14. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top 10 Pi Day Jokes)
15. Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? …. Because you don’t want to press your luck. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
16. How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?…. Because they are hard to find and lucky to have. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
17. Are people jealous of the Irish?… Sure, they’re green with envy! (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
18. How do you make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
19. Did you hear about the kidnapping?… Probably not, he is still sleeping.
20. What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems.
21. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?….It let out a little wine!
22. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Top Spring Jokes)
23. Why is the letter “A” like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it! (Top Spring Jokes)
24. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily! (Top Spring Jokes)
25. What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?… Shore.
26. How do you get a peanut to laugh?… you crack it up!
27. Why did the farmer bury all his money?… to make his soil rich! (Top Spring Jokes)
28. Where can you find an ocean without water?… on a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
29. Where do actors like to camp?… The Hollywoods!
30. What is a robot’s favorite snack?… Computer chips!
31. What do you call a fish with two knees?… A two nee fish!
February 23, 2015
Top 10 Pi Day Jokes: Top Ten Pi Day Jokes
The Pi Day Joke blog is being sponsored by the Pi Day Challenge. The Pi Day Challenge is a series of puzzles that are logic-based. A team of logicians adapted or created these puzzles – some require research, some require mathematics, some require pure savvy. It is a great resource for High School Math teachers and students.
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1. What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi!
2. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi.
3. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?…Pi in the sky.
4. Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
5. What do we get when we take the object and order the rim by the diameter?…Pi in the sky by and by.
6. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
7. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode.
8. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates!
9. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identical
  rubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything they
  want to measure it, and have all the time they need. The mathematician pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume.The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement to six significant figures. And the engineer? He writes down the serial number of the ball, and looks it up.
10. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
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February 23, 2015
Pi Day: March 14, 2014
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We love Pi Day and have listed some great links via the #1 Resource for Pi Day The Exploratorium. We are not trying to steal their thunder, we just want to share their expertise.
We hope you enjoy.
1. Accept The Pi Day Challen ge: Have students sign-up and participate in this great activity created by a high school math teacher.
2. Make a “PI Pie”: This is crazy but some one has made a Pi Day Mold. You can even buy it on Amazon:
3. Buy a Pi Day T-shirt: Great to show your love of math on Pi Day and all year long!
4. Make a Pi Day T-shirt: Have students make a Pi Day T-shirt. Great for creativity!
5. Read a Book about Pi: Check out our top 10 books about Pi!
6. Buy aPi poster from unihedron.com: It is great to decorate a classroom or hallway with quality posters.
7. Make a “Pi Punch:”
8. Have students create a Pi Day poster to share with the class: Even better than professional posters, are student generated posters! Allow for creativity and enjoy!
9. Ask Dr. Math: About Pi: Have students research the History of Pi Day.
10. Pi Through the Ages: Create a Pi Timeline.
11. Create a Pi Video: Conduct a video interview with others about Pi.
12. Happy Pi Day to You: Have students make a Pi Day video presentation, set to music. Enter the Princeton Pi Day Video Contest.
13. Pi Day Greeting Cards: Have students make a Pi Day card or send an Pi Day eCard.
14. Mnemonic Odes to Pi: Create an ode to Pi
15. Share a laugh with a Pi Day Joke: Try to find additional math and pi day jokes.
16. Give a High Pi: When a friend does something mathematically fantastic, raise three fingers high and connect with your math buddy who will be doing the same. When 2 mathematical friends contact 3 fingers ABOVE THE SHOULDERS, you have made a high pi. A “high pi” is the same as a high 5 minus the thumb and pinky.
17. Celebrate Pi minute: March 14, 2014 1:59: Stop everything and acknowledge the Pi Minute. Perhaps have a moment of silence or write as many pi digits as possible in 60 seconds.
18. Connect with great websites for Pi Day: We have currently identified 9 great websites for Pi Day. We know there are many more. We will be adding to our list as we continue our research.
19. Watch Pi Diddy perform a great Pi Day song: We found this at Teachpi.org. It is fantastic!
20. Take a Pi Day Pledge: Create your own Pi Day Pledge. Be creative! Assign it for homework. Work in groups.
21. Write a Pi Day Poem: Submit a Pi Poem on line
22. Write a Pi – Ku (Pi Day Haiku): 1st line: 3 syllables, 2nd line: 1 syllable
  3rd line: 4 syllables.
23. Make a Pi Day Tweet:@mytowntutors will be tweeting out all Pi Day and the days leading up to it. We would love to hear from you and give you a virtual “high Pi!”
24. Write a Pi Day Blog (From Huffington Post):
25. Have a Pi Day Parade: Create some Pi Day decorations and march around the room, school or town.
26. Learn the Mathematical Pi Song: Sung to the lyrics of Don McLean’s American Pie! A great way to remember PI.
27. Play Equate: A great math game similar to scrabble.
28. Have a Pi Day Party! Great idea from Education World. Everyone loves a party!
29. Go on a Pi Day Webquest! Use the incredible amount of information on the internet for a fun activity!
30. Take a Pi Day Trivia Quiz! Math Forum has a great Pi Day Trivia quiz. Test your knowledge of Pi!
31. Make a Pi Necklace! Awesome activity created by a 7th grade math teacher!
32. Develop a Passion for Pi: Check out TedTalks “My Passion for Pi” (4:54) by 9-year-old Chirag Singh.
33. Celebrate Autism on Pi Day: Watch Daniel Tammet: Different Ways of Knowing. Awesome for Autism!
34. Make a Pi Day Cake: More delicious ideas from Amazon!
35. Make Jello Pi: For the math fans who are creative cooks and bakers, try this Jello mold from Amazon!
36. Check out the first MILLION digits of PI: If all you need is the first million digits …What Value Do You Get? Not really an interest or ours, but whatever floats your boat!
37. Check out Wikipedia Pi: Some interest information.
38. Learn about Pi, ArcTangent, and the Fibbonacci Numbers: For true lovers of math! Go Pi!
39. Pi Formulas, Algorithms and Computations: More math!
40. Buffon’s Needle: “Buffon’s Needle is one of the oldest problems in the field of geometrical probability. It was first stated in 1777.”
41. Enoy A Piece of Pi (violin music)
Some other great resources for Pi Day:
March 14, 2014
Pi Day Lessons: 35 Pi Day Lessons and Activities
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It is FREE for parents to search for a teacher in their area. Please help us find ONE MORE teacher who tutors!
If you are a math teacher or just a fan of math, please support My Town Tutors! Buy a t-shirt and help support My Town Tutors! 15% of each sale will help us support our mission of being a great resource for teachers and parents!

We love Pi Day and have listed some great links via the #1 Resource for Pi Day The Exploratorium. We are not trying to steal their thunder, we just want to share their expertise.
We hope you enjoy.
1. Accept The Pi Day Challen ge: Have students sign-up and participate in this great activity created by a high school math teacher.
2. Buy a Pi Day T-shirt: Great to show your love of math on Pi Day and all year long!
3. Make a Pi Day T-shirt: Have students make a Pi Day T-shirt. Great for creativity!
4. Make a "PI Pie": This is crazy but some one has made a Pi Day Mold. You can even buy it on Amazon:
5. Buy aPi poster from unihedron.com: It is great to decorate a classroom or hallway with quality posters.
6. Make a "Pi Punch:" Use these Pi ice cubes and have a celebratory toast in honor of Pi!
7. Have students create a Pi Day poster to share with the class: Even better than professional posters, are student generated posters! Allow for creativity and enjoy!
8. Ask Dr. Math: About Pi: Have students research the History of Pi Day.
9. Pi Through the Ages: Create a Pi Timeline.
10. Create a Pi Video: Conduct a video interview with others about Pi.
11. Happy Pi Day to You: Have students make a Pi Day video presentation, set to music. Enter the Princeton Pi Day Video Contest.
12. Pi Day Greeting Cards: Have students make a Pi Day card or send an Pi Day eCard.
13. Mnemonic Odes to Pi: Create an ode to Pi
14. Share a laugh with a Pi Day Joke: Try to find additional math and pi day jokes.
15. Give a High Pi: When a friend does something mathematically fantastic, raise three fingers high and connect with your math buddy who will be doing the same. When 2 mathematical friends contact 3 fingers ABOVE THE SHOULDERS, you have made a high pi. A "high pi" is the same as a high 5 minus the thumb and pinky.
16. Celebrate Pi minute: March 14, 2014 1:59: Stop everything and acknowledge the Pi Minute. Perhaps have a moment of silence or write as many pi digits as possible in 60 seconds.
17. Connect with great websites for Pi Day: We have currently identified 9 great websites for Pi Day. We know there are many more. We will be adding to our list as we continue our research.
18. Watch Pi Diddy perform a great Pi Day song: We found this at Teachpi.org. It is fantastic!
19. Take a Pi Day Pledge: Create your own Pi Day Pledge. Be creative! Assign it for homework. Work in groups.
20. Write a Pi Day Poem: Submit a Pi Poem on line
21. Write a Pi - Ku (Pi Day Haiku): 1st line: 3 syllables, 2nd line: 1 syllable 3rd line: 4 syllables.
22. Make a Pi Day Tweet:@mytowntutors will be tweeting out all Pi Day and the days leading up to it. We would love to hear from you and give you a virtual "high Pi!"
23. Write a Pi Day Blog (From Huffington Post):
24. Have a Pi Day Parade: Create some Pi Day decorations and march around the room, school or town.
25. Learn the Mathematical Pi Song: Sung to the lyrics of Don McLean's American Pie! A great way to remember PI.
26. Play Equate: A great math game similar to scrabble.
27. Have a Pi Day Party! Great idea from Education World. Everyone loves a party!
28. Go on a Pi Day Webquest! Use the incredible amount of information on the internet for a fun activity!
29. Take a Pi Day Trivia Quiz! Math Forum has a great Pi Day Trivia quiz. Test your knowledge of Pi!
30. Make a Pi Necklace! Awesome activity created by a 7th grade math teacher!
31. Develop a Passion for Pi: Check out TedTalks "My Passion for Pi" (4:54) by 9-year-old Chirag Singh.
32. Celebrate Autism on Pi Day: Watch Daniel Tammet: Different Ways of Knowing. Awesome for Autism!
33. Make a Pi Day Cake: More delicious ideas from Amazon!
34. Bring a dish to a friend to celebrate Pi Day: What better way to celebrate Pi Day then with good food. What is better than the food you make and share!
35. Make Jello Pi: For the math fans who are creative cooks and bakers, try this Jello mold from Amazon!
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March 12, 2014
Pi Day Lessons: 31 Pi Day Ideas & Activities
My Town Tutors is the nation’s 1st National Directory of teachers who tutor. Our goal in 2014 is to expand our network of local teachers who tutor to 1,000 teachers! In 2013 we had over 150,000 visitors to our site from all 50 states.
It is FREE for parents to search for a teacher in their area. Please help us find ONE MORE teacher who tutors!
If you are a math teacher or just a fan of math, please support My Town Tutors! Buy a t-shirt and help support My Town Tutors! 15% of each sale will help us support our mission of being a great resource for teachers and parents!

We love Pi Day and have listed some great links via the #1 Resource for Pi Day The Exploratorium. We are not trying to steal their thunder, we just want to share their expertise.
We hope you enjoy.
1. Accept The Pi Day Challen ge: Have students sign-up and participate in this great activity created by a high school math teacher.
2. Buy a Pi Day T-shirt: Great to show your love of math on Pi Day and all year long!
3. Make a Pi Day T-shirt: Have students make a Pi Day T-shirt. Great for creativity!
4. Make a Pi Day Pie: Be creative or purchase a Pi mold.
5. Buy aPi poster from unihedron.com: It is great to decorate a classroom or hallway with quality posters.
6. Have students create a Pi Day poster to share with the class: Even better than professional posters, are student generated posters! Allow for creativity and enjoy!
7. Ask Dr. Math: About Pi: Have students research the History of Pi Day.
8. Pi Through the Ages: Create a Pi Timeline.
9. Create a Pi Video: Conduct a video interview with others about Pi.
10. Happy Pi Day to You: Have students make a Pi Day video presentation, set to music. Enter the Princeton Pi Day Video Contest.
11. Pi Day Greeting Cards: Have students make a Pi Day card or send an Pi Day eCard.
12. Mnemonic Odes to Pi: Create an ode to Pi
13. Share a laugh with a Pi Day Joke: Try to find additional math and pi day jokes.
14. Give a High Pi: When a friend does something mathematically fantastic, raise three fingers high and connect with your math buddy who will be doing the same. When 2 mathematical friends contact 3 fingers ABOVE THE SHOULDERS, you have made a high pi. A “high pi” is the same as a high 5 minus the thumb and pinky.
15. Celebrate Pi minute: March 14, 2014 1:59: Stop everything and acknowledge the Pi Minute. Perhaps have a moment of silence or write as many pi digits as possible in 60 seconds.
16. Connect with great websites for Pi Day: We have currently identified 9 great websites for Pi Day. We know there are many more. We will be adding to our list as we continue our research.
17. Watch Pi Diddy perform a great Pi Day song: We found this at Teachpi.org. It is fantastic!
18. Take a Pi Day Pledge: Create your own Pi Day Pledge. Be creative! Assign it for homework. Work in groups.
19. Write a Pi Day Poem: Submit a Pi Poem on line
20. Write a Pi – Ku (Pi Day Haiku): 1st line: 3 syllables, 2nd line: 1 syllable
  3rd line: 4 syllables.
21. Make a Pi Day Tweet:@mytowntutors will be tweeting out all Pi Day and the days leading up to it. We would love to hear from you and give you a virtual “high Pi!”
22. Write a Pi Day Blog (From Huffington Post):
23. Have a Pi Day Parade: Create some Pi Day decorations and march around the room, school or town.
24. Learn the Mathematical Pi Song: Sung to the lyrics of Don McLean’s American Pie! A great way to remember PI.
25. Play Equate: A great math game similar to scrabble.
26. Have a Pi Day Party! Great idea from Education World. Everyone loves a party!
27. Go on a Pi Day Webquest! Use the incredible amount of information on the internet for a fun activity!
28. Take a Pi Day Trivia Quiz! Math Forum has a great Pi Day Trivia quiz. Test your knowledge of Pi!
29. Make a Pi Necklace! Awesome activity created by a 7th grade math teacher!
30. Develop a Passion for Pi: Check out TedTalks “My Passion for Pi” (4:54) by 9-year-old Chirag Singh.
31. Celebrate Autism on Pi Day: Watch Daniel Tammet: Different Ways of Knowing. Awesome for Autism!
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March 12, 2014
Pi Day Lessons: 25 Great Pi Day Lessons & Activities
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If you are a math teacher or just a fan of math, please support My Town Tutors! Buy a t-shirt and help support My Town Tutors! 15% of each sale will help us support our mission of being a great resource for teachers and parents!

We love Pi Day and have listed some great links via the #1 Resource for Pi Day The Exploratorium. We are not trying to steal their thunder, we just want to share their expertise.
We hope you enjoy.
1. Accept The Pi Day Challen ge: Have students sign-up and participate in this great activity created by a high school math teacher.
2. Buy a Pi Day T-shirt: Great to show your love of math on Pi Day and all year long!
3. Make a Pi Day T-shirt: Have students make a Pi Day T-shirt. Great for creativity!
4. Make a Pi Day Pie: Be creative or purchase a Pi mold.
5. Buy aPi poster from unihedron.com: It is great to decorate a classroom or hallway with quality posters.
6. Have students create a Pi Day poster to share with the class: Even better than professional posters, are student generated posters! Allow for creativity and enjoy!
7. Ask Dr. Math: About Pi: Have students research the History of Pi Day.
8. Pi Through the Ages: Create a Pi Timeline.
9. Create a Pi Video: Conduct a video interview with others about Pi.
10. Happy Pi Day to You: Have students make a Pi Day video presentation, set to music. Enter the Princeton Pi Day Video Contest.
11. Pi Day Greeting Cards: Have students make a Pi Day card or send an Pi Day eCard.
12. Mnemonic Odes to Pi: Create an ode to Pi
13. Share a laugh with a Pi Day Joke: Try to find additional math and pi day jokes.
14. Give a High Pi: When a friend does something mathematically fantastic, raise three fingers high and connect with your math buddy who will be doing the same. When 2 mathematical friends contact 3 fingers ABOVE THE SHOULDERS, you have made a high pi. A “high pi” is the same as a high 5 minus the thumb and pinky.
15. Celebrate Pi minute: March 14, 2014 1:59: Stop everything and acknowledge the Pi Minute. Perhaps have a moment of silence or write as many pi digits as possible in 60 seconds.
16. Connect with great websites for Pi Day: We have currently identified 9 great websites for Pi Day. We know there are many more. We will be adding to our list as we continue our research.
17. Watch Pi Diddy perform a great Pi Day song: We found this at Teachpi.org. It is fantastic!
18. Take a Pi Day Pledge: Create your own Pi Day Pledge. Be creative! Assign it for homework. Work in groups.
19. Write a Pi Day Poem: Submit a Pi Poem on line
20. Write a Pi – Ku (Pi Day Haiku): 1st line: 3 syllables, 2nd line: 1 syllable
  3rd line: 4 syllables.
21. Make a Pi Day Tweet:@mytowntutors will be tweeting out all Pi Day and the days leading up to it. We would love to hear from you and give you a virtual “high Pi!”
22. Write a Pi Day Blog (From Huffington Post):
23. Have a Pi Day Parade: Create some Pi Day decorations and march around the room, school or town.
24. Learn the Mathematical Pi Song: Sung to the lyrics of Don McLean’s American Pie! A great way to remember PI.
25. Play Equate: A great math game similar to scrabble.
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March 10, 2014