Spring Jokes: Family Friendly Jokes for Spring

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Pi Day Jokes

April 5th: Easter Jokes

April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes

April 24th: Arbor Day Jokes

May 10th: Mother Day Jokes

June 21st: Fathers’ Day Jokes

Spring Jokes

  1. Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
  2. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
  3. What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril!
  4. What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful!
  5. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein!
  6. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers!
  7. Can February March? … No, but April May!
  8. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time!
  9. What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)!
  10. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it!
  11. When do people start using their trampoline?… Spring-Time
  12. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily!
  13. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey!
  14. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny
  15. Why did the farmer bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
  16. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?… Two points just like everybody!
  17. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
  18. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”

 

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