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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about oceans.
- American Revolution Jokes: Why did the British cross the Atlantic in the 1770s?… To get to the other tide!
- What did the ocean say to students on the Whale Watching field trip?…Nothing. He waved.
- What do the Elves call their friends living by the sea?… Watermellons.
- Navy Jokes: Why did the Navy ship blush?… Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
- Navy Jokes: What’s a Navy cook’s favorite spice?… Sea-soning!
- Camping Jokes: The seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
- Navy Jokes: What grades do you need to join the Navy?… 7 C’s.
- Navy Jokes: Why did the sailor keep a starfish as a pet?… For some stellar company.
- Rhode Island Jokes: What would be a great location for the World Oceans Day Concert?… Rhode Island. It is the Ocean State.
- What’s a red, white, and blue jellyfish’s favorite holiday?… Independence Day, of course—because it’s jelly for freedom!
- What is the only question on the entrance exam to the U.S. Navy?… “Oh say, can you sea?”
- Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean. Year-round.
- Summer…. Happiness comes in waves.
- Who would be a great artist for a World Ocean Day concert?… Billy Ocean.
- Why did the colonists go to the ocean?… To sea freedom.
- Did you hear the joke about the ocean?…Nevermind, its too deep for you.
- What kind of hair do oceans have?… Wavy!
- One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible… That will be the last straw.
- The worst thing about sea sickness?… It comes in waves!
- Beach Boys Jokes: What is the snack the Beach Boys bring to the beach?… Salt Water Taffy.
- What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love.
- Ocean walks into a bar. Bartender says “why so blue?”
- “How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?”
- Can you call the ocean something else?… Shore.
- A lobster reported a crime to the police… They asked him to be more Pacific.
- How does the ocean floor stay up-to-date on the news?…. By following current events, of course.
- What is the difference between a dog & a marine biologist?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
- Why did the sailor go to school?… To improve his sea-minus to a sea-plus!
- Lobster Pun: The lobster said he was going to dive into the pot of boiling water, and everybody thought he was cray-sea.
- What did the magician say to the fisherman?… Pick a cod, any cod.
- Why is the sea so strong?… Because it has a lot of mussels!
- What’s a sailor’s favorite type of movie?… A sea-quel!
- What are the only notes Christopher Columbus can sing?… High C’s
- How does the ocean pay its water bill?… With sand dollars!
- Where does an octopus sleep?… On the seabed!
- What kind of #candy would a drowning person like to have?… A #ifesaver!
- What has no beginning, end or middle & touches every continent?… The Ocean. oceans #pirates
- What is Gollum’s favorite bird?… A smea-gull. oceans
- The #CapeCod seaside summer camp we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
- What did the fish get on his math test?… A sea plus.
- Why do officers love the ocean?… It’s their wave of life.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about oceans?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good ocean knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good ocean knock knock jokes?
- What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love.
- Why did the teacher dive into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water!
- What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! oc
- Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!”
- Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe!
- A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “A Marine Biologist’s Office” by D.O. Shun.
- What does the ocean use to clean its clothes?… Tide!
- What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels.
- Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom.
- Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on!
- Do you know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?… Because they’ve got to keep the ocean tide. oceans
- Why did the physicist throw the stop sign into the ocean?… He was studying sign waves.
- What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?… Sanka.
- Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
- Did you hear the results of the game between the beach and the ocean?… It’s tide.
- Do you know where fishes work?… The Offish! oceans
- What did the beach say to the wave?… “Long tide, no sea.”
- “Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.”
- How is the student’s grade like going on vacation?… It was at C level.
- I went to an ocean themed graduation party… It was a whale of a time.
- What’s the most romantic ship?… Courtship.
- What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers.
- How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea!
- Who keeps the oceans clean?… Mermaids.
- What does a hockey game and an airboat have in common?… Loud fans.
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish!
- What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A lifesaver!
- Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe!
- What does the ocean use to clean its clothes?… Tide
- Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom.
- What did #Cinderella wear when she went #wimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers.
- What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line!
- How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea!
- I went to an ocean graduation themed party… It was a whale of a time.
- Who keeps the oceans clean?… Mermaids.
- What do you call an ocean full of #tacos?… Flotilla.
- Why did the whale cross the road?… To get to the other tide!
- How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. oceans
- How do you cut a wave in half?… Use a sea saw.
- What did say when he was accused of speeding through the port?… I did knot. Which is the thirstiest ocean on the planet? The Gulp of Mexico.
- Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
- A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Different Types of Lockers” by Dave E. Jones.
- A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee.
- What would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!
- “Pass me the shellfish,” he said crabbily.
- How did the ocean say hello to the sun? It waved
- Why are pirates called pirates? Just because they arrrrr!
- What do mussels do on their birthdays? They shell-ebrate!
- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?Aye matey!
- What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff!
- What is a pirate’s favourite letter?What is a pirate’s favourite letter? ARR!ARR!
- Why are octopuses good in a war?They’re well armed!
- What kind of horse is good at swimming?A seahorse!
- Where do fish sleep?On the sea bed!
- What’s the best thing to give a seasick monster?Plenty of room!
- How to pirates get to the airport?They rent a cARRR!
- Why are pirates great singers? They hit the high Cs!
- What do sea monsters eat?What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships!Fish and ships!
- What do you do with a sick boat?…. Bring it to the dock!
- Boat puns are *ferry* funny!
- What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?… Something a-piers to be wrong…
- What did the ocean say to the pirate?… Nothing—it just waved!
- There arrrr plenty more funny pirate jokes where that came from!
- Did you hear about the martial artists who fought on the beach?… They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
- What crashes onto the shore on very small beaches?…. Micro-waves
- Why did the crab cross the beach?… To get to the other tide!
- What did the sand say when the tide came back in?… Long time, no sea!
- Know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?… Because they’ve got to keep the ocean tide.
- Why did the teacher dive into the ocean, lake, river, or pool?… She wanted to test the water!
- Hey @RegalMovies! Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish!
- Why does it take #pirates so long to learn the alphabet? They spend years at C!
- Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?… All the sailors were marooned.
- Hey @AmerDentalAssn @MyLife_MySmile! Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. @TheOrcaProject
- Hey @PlanetFitness @worldgymglobal What is the strongest creature in the ocean?… A mussel !
- Hey @GreyhoundBus! Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?… Christopher ColumBUS. #sschat
- Why did the algae & the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks)
- Hey @legalseafoods Why did the #fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure.
- What is a cetacean’s favourite TV show?… Whale of fortune. @WheelofFortune
- Hey @MLB! What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet.
- Hey @ASAUSASoftball & @USABaseball What happens when you throw a red rock in the Black Sea?… It sinks to the bottom.
- Hey @NEAQ! What did one wave say to the other wave?… Nothing. It just waved.
- Hey @RoyalCaribbean @CarnivalCruise! What puts the white lines on the ocean?… An ocean liner.
- Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish!
- Hey @MELobsterFest @LobsterFromME! Why did the #lobster blush?… Because the sea weed.
- Hey @themermaidnyc! What does a #mermaid wear to maths lessons?… An algae-bra #algebra #math
- Where do shellfish go to borrow money?… The prawn broker. @TDBank_US @WellsFargo @CitizensBank
- What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill. @MGM_Studios @007
- Hey @CareerBuilder @Monster! Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads.
- Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins? It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
- Hey @APA What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?… A nervous wreck. #psychology
- Hey @legalseafoods A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.”
- Hey @WHOImedia @WoodsHoleSeaGnt! What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?… “Kelp! Kelp!”
- Why are seabirds so lucky in love?… Because one good tern always deserves another.
- Hey @CetaceanSociety @WHALES_org! Where do you calculate the mass of a cetacean?… At a Whale-Weigh Station. #mathchat
- What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather.
- What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?…It got lockjaw.
- What did the shark plead in the murder case?…Not gill-ty.
- Algae A (to Algae B): “How are things?”Algae B: “Good thanks; business is blooming”
- Hey @VictoriasSecret! Why does the mermaid wear seashells?…Because she grew out of her B-shells
- Hey @AFTunion @NEAToday Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school.
- Hey @fitbit Why did the seawater keep walking around in circles?… Because it was gyred.
- Hey @AmtrakNEC @Amtrak! Where do #crabs & #lobsters catch their trains?… Kings Crustacean.
- Hey @eHarmony @Match! What did one flat-fish parasite say to the other at the end of their date?… “Your plaice or mine?”
- How can you amplify a pirate’s DNA?… PC Arghhh.
- Don’t DeleteWhat did the Bering Sea say to the coast of Alaska?… Nothing, it waved!
- What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved!
- What has no beginning, end or middle & touches every continent?… The Ocean.
- Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! (Top Animal Jokes for Kids)
- Do you know where fishes work?… The Offish! (Top Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What did the beach say to the wave?… “Long tide, no sea.”
- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they spend years at C! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?… All the sailors were marooned.
- Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
- What is the strongest creature in the ocean?… A mussel! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
- What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line!
- Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure.
- What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet.
- What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers!
- What did one wave say to the other wave?… Nothing. It just waved.
- What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels. (Sports Jokes for Kids)
- Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish!
- Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?… Christopher ColumBUS.
- Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
- What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?… “Kelp! Kelp!”
- Why are seabirds so lucky in love?… Because one good tern always deserves another.
- What happens when you throw a red rock in the Black Sea?… It sinks to the bottom.
- What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?…It got lockjaw. (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- What did the shark plead in the murder case?…Not gill-ty. (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school.
- Where do crabs & lobsters catch their trains?… Kings Crustacean.
- What puts the white lines on the ocean?… An ocean liner.
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- What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather.
- Why did the lobster blush?… Because the sea weed.
- What does a mermaid wear to maths lessons?… An algae-bra
- Why did the algae & the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks)
- What is a cetacean’s favorite TV show?… Whale of fortune.
- Where do shellfish go to borrow money?… The prawn broker.
- What is a blue whale’s favorite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill.
- Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads.
- A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.”
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?… A nervous wreck.
- Where do you calculate the mass of a cetacean?… At a Whale-Weigh Station.
- Algae A (to Algae B): “How are things?”Algae B: “Good thanks; business is blooming.”
- Why does the mermaid wear seashells?…Because she grew out of her B-shells.
- Why did the seawater keep walking around in circles?… Because it was gyred.
- What did one flat-fish parasite say to the other at the end of their date?… “Your plaice or mine?”
- How can you amplify a pirate’s DNA?… PC Arghhh.