Indiana Jokes

by | Sep 17, 2025 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Indiana jokes.
  2. NBA Jokes & Indiana Jokes: Did the Indiana Pacers force a game 7 in 2025 NBA Finals?… Yes-cers.
  3. What do you call a guy from #Indiana who just became a father?… A Hoosier Daddy.
  4. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Indiana State offense during the 1979… FreeBird.
  5. What’s the best part about living in Indiana?… All the corny jokes.
  6. Most people think Indiana Jones’ favorite state is #ndiana. However they are wrong … It is ARK ansas.
  7. What did the Hoosier say to the corn cob?… “You’re a-maize-ing!”
  8. WNBA Jokes: During the 2025 NBA Finals…. Indiana Fever took over the entire country.
  9. NBA Jokes: Are the Indiana Pacers the 2025 NBA Eastern Conference Champions?… Yes-cers.
  10. 2025 NBA Finals: Are the Indiana Pacers in the NBA Finals for the first time 25 years?… Yes-cers.
  11. Are the Indiana Pacers in the NBA Finals?… Yes-cers.
  12. What is the Indiana state bird?… Larry Bird.
  13. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for Larry Bird? (“the Hick from French Lick”)
  14. Music Jokes: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman… the unofficial song of the Indy 500.
  15. Navy Jokes: If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis.
  16. Why aren’t there any hobos from Indiana?… Because beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
  17. How did the #1 #Purdue fans react to the loss to #16 Fairleigh Dickinson? … They were boiling mad.
  18. What is Indiana Jones’ favorite state?… Indiana.
  19. What does COLTS stand for?… Count. On. Losing. The Superbowl.
  20. Can you name the capital of Indiana?… “I”
  21. What is the tallest building in?… Indianapolis Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  22. Who do you call when there’s a crime happening in Indiana?… The Indanapolis.
  23. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Indiana Turnpike!
  24. When my wife left me I was in a terrible state… Indiana.
  25. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Indiana?
  26. We love Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities in Indiana?
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Indiana?
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… #June… June who?… June know how to tell a good #Indiana knock-knock joke?
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… #June… June who?… June know any good #Indiana knock knock jokes!
  30. What did Indiana see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  31. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Ohio River (The 10 Longest Rivers in Indiana)
  32. Did you hear about the power outage at the Indiana University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  33. Why do Indiana golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
  34. Why do Indiana golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  35. Why do Indiana golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  36. Why do Indiana love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Indiana is.
  37. Did you hear the joke about Indiana Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
  38. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Indiana Turnpike! 
  39. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of Indiana?
  40. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of Indiana?
  41. What is the tallest building in Indiana?… Indiana Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  42. Why did Indiana isband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  43. Where do Indiana fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Ohio River. (The 10 Longest Rivers in Indiana)
  44. Why is “The Wave” banned in Indiana Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
  45. Indiana Tourist: “Have you lived in [state] all your life?” Indiana Local: “No, not yet.”
  46. Indiana Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Indiana Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from [Indiana]?
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from [Indiana]?
  49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from Indiana ?
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from Indiana?
  51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from Indiana?
  52. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from Indiana?
  53. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from Indiana?
  54. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from Indiana?
  55. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Indiana Zoo?… Lion.
  56. The art teacher in Indiana always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
  57. Why do Indiana students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
  58. The chemistry teacher in Indiana had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
  59. The biology class in Indiana was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
  60. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from Indiana?
  61. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) from Indiana?
  62. Why do folks in Indiana go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
  63. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Indiana jokes?
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Indiana jokes?
  65. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Wabash River. (The 10 Longest Rivers in Indiana)
  66. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the White River. (The 10 Longest Rivers in Indiana)
  67. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the St. Joseph River.
  68. Why do Ball State students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
  69. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the East Fork White River.
  70. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Tippecanoe River.
  71. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Patoka River.
  72. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Great Miami River.
  73. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Maumee River.
  74. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Kankakee River.

Indy 500 jokes

  1. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Indianapolis 500?
  2. Norm: Gentleman, Start your taps.
  3. I’m not a racist, I just believe that…the  is superior to all other races. 
  4. What don’t Indianapolis 500 drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.  
  5. What was the snapping turtle doing at the Indianapolis 500?… About 1 mile per hour.  
  6. What is Indiana Jones’ favorite sporting event?… The Indianapolis 500!
  7. What’s the difference between a presidential #election and an Indianapolis 500 race?… In the   they wear their sponsors on their shirts! 
  8. Do race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired.  #cars Indianapolis 500
  9. What do you get when you run in front of an Indianapolis 500 car?… TIRED!  
  10. What do you get when you run behind an Indianapolis 500 car?… EXHAUSTED!  
  11. We love @NEAQ! Why are penguins good Indianapolis 500 race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position!  
  12. What is Harrison Ford’s favorite sporting event?… The cars Indianapolis 500
  13. What did the ace car say to the letter R?… Come and join me!   
  14. What is an Indianapolis 500 race car driver’s least favorite color?… Yellow (Caution Flag). 
  15. What is an Indianapolis 500 race car drivers’ least favorite color?… a Checkered Flag.   
  16. Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed at the Indianapolis 500?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup. 
  17. You’re locked inside an Indianapolis 500 race  car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course! 
  18. My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the Indianapolis 500 #limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch.   
  19. How are defensive lacrosse players like an Indianapolis 500 car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
  20. If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis.
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indianapolis 500 knock-knock joke?  
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indianapolis 500 knock knock jokes?  
  23. What do you get when you run in front of a car?… TIRED (Marathon Jokes for Kids)
  24. What do you get when you run behind a car?… EXHAUSTED (Marathon Jokes for Kids & Track & Field Jokes for Kids)
  25. What don’t drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
  26. Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go camping?… MadaNASCAR! (Camping Jokes for Kids & World Geography Jokes)
  27. What’s the difference between a presidential election and a NASCAR race?… In NASCAR they wear their sponsors on