Hot Dog Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST hot dog jokes in the world.
  2. Hot Dog Pun: “Franks a lot!” for checking out our hot dog jokes!
  3. Dad Jokes are like hot dogs…. Frankly, I can’t get enough.
  4. What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
  5. What is the only kind of dog you can eat?… A hot dog!
  6. I take my time while putting toppings on my hot dogs… I choose to relish every moment.
  7. Labor Day Jokes: How did the hot dog get the job despite having a criminal record?… It was a misde-wiener.
  8. Gymnastics Jokes: What did the gymnast do with the hotdog?… Put it in a forward roll.
  9. Heat Wave Jokes: During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog.
  10. Hot Dog Pun: “Relish today and ketchup tomorrow.”
  11. Why did the pooch sit in the shade?… He was a hot dog!
  12. Camping Jokes: What does a hot dog go camping in?… A Wiener-Bago!
  13. Marriage Jokes: Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship!
  14. Movie Jokes: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
  15. Tutoring Jokes: Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll.
  16. Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves… They always come in packs.
  17. What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all.
  18. I won my 2nd straight Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest… I’m on a roll.
  19. Pizza Jokes: When can a pizza marry a hot dog?… After a very frank relationship.
  20. Baseball Jokes: What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hot dog in October.
  21. What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?… Stop touching my buns!
  22. Halloween Jokes: What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?… A “hollow-weenie!”
  23. Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with sauerkraut!  
  24. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
  25. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?… A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
  26. Movie Jokes: Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
  27. 4th of July Jokes: Why did the hot dog go to the 4th of July party?… Because it heard it was buns of fun.
  28. Pink Moon Jokes: Where is the #1 place to eat dinner on the Pink Full Moon?… Pink’s Hot Dogs!
  29. What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog.
  30. What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog.
  31. Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
  32. Doctor Jokes: What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog.
  33. Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with onions! `
  34. What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up!
  35. What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
  36. Teacher Jokes for July: Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
  37. I go to the store and buy ten hot dogs, nine burgers, three bags of chips, and six sodas. If I eat nine hot dogs, seven burgers, three bags of chips, and drink five sodas, what do I have?… No self control.
  38. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog.
  39. What do you call a basketball player who dribbles between his legs, throws no look and behind the back passes, and celebrates 3-point shots?… A hot dog.
  40. Full Moon Jokes: Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere!
  41. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hot dog… I’m on a roll.  
  42. I went to the local hot dog guy and said, “Can I get a jumbo sausage?” He said, “Sure. It shouldn’t be long. Me: In that case, can I get two? 
  43. How are you enjoying life while eating a hot dog?…You’re relishing the moment!
  44. What’s the opposite of a #hotdog?… A pupsicle.
  45. What do you call a claim that a guy could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites?… Hard to swallow.
  46. Why did the #hotdog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll.
  47. What did the #Buddhist say to the #hotdog vendor?… “Make me one with everything.”
  48. What do you call a dog on the #beach in the #summer?… A hot dog!
  49. What did the #hotdog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener!
  50. Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t #relish it.
  51. On the way home from #hunting, a hunter stops by the grocery store. Hunter: “Give me a couple of steaks,” Butcher: “We’re out of steaks but we have hotdogs & chicken.” Hunter yells: “#Hotdogs & #chicken? How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs & chickens?”
  52. I was eating a hotdog the other day and when I took a bite, #ketchup squirted in my eye… Now I have heinzsight.
  53. What #StarWars character sells #hotdogs?… Admiral Snackbar!
  54. What do you give a dog with a fever?… #Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
  55. The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog…He’s the only one who feeds the hand that bites him.
  56. What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?… “I’m a wiener!”
  57. Why do all hot dogs look alike?… Because they are “in-bread”
  58. On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. “Give me a couple of steaks,” he says. “We’re out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken,” says the butcher. “Hot dogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?”
  59. Did you hear the story about a guy who could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites?… Sounds a little “hard to swallow” right?
  60. “You been to that German night club yet?” “Nah, it was too krauted.”
  61. He goes up to the librarian, : “Can I have an hot dog?” Librarian: “Sorry sir but this is a library.” Man: “Hh sorry!” Says quietly”: “Can I have an hot dog?”
  62. A man walks up to an Indian hot dog vendor Smirking to himself, he says, “Make me one with everything!” before handing over a twenty dollar bill. The vendor chuckles good-naturedly before doing exactly that, piling a hot dog high with various condiments before handing it over. The man accepts it, but hesitates. “Where’s my change?” The hot dog vendor smiles knowingly. “Change,” he says, “comes from within.”
  63. Frankly, I am happy this isn’t the last hot dog joke!
  64. What was the taxidermist doing at the hot dog stand?… Stuffing his face!
  65. How does a ghost eat a hotdog?… By goblin it.
  66. What happens when you turn flying mammals into hot dogs?… Things go from bat to wurst.
  67. What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all.
  68. I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot dogs to my fancy pot-luck dinner party… But, I suppose it could have been wurst.
  69. I have an idea for a make-your-own hot dog place. It’s called “What’s the Wurst That Could Happen?”
  70. Hot Dog Pun: Hot diggity dog, you look amazing!
  71. Hot Dog Pun: You’re the wurst for making me hungry.
  72. Hot Dog Pun:I never sausage a delicious meal!
  73. Hot Dog Pun: I mustard up the courage to eat another hot dog.
  74. Hot Dog Pun:Hot dogs are the bun and only food for me.
  75. Hot Dog Pun:Hot dogs are a real wiener in my book.
  76. Hot Dog Pun: relish the thought of eating a hot dog.
  77. Hot Dog Pun:Let’s be frankfurter, hot dogs are delicious.
  78. Hot Dog Pun: A BBQ without hot dogs is the wurst.
  79. Hot Dog Pun: Hot dogs are the wurst thing that ever happened to my diet.
  80. Hot Dog Pun: That hot dog stand is really on fire today.
  81. Why are German hotdogs the most controversial?… It’s because they make the best AND the wurst ones.
  82. It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it’s actually a sausage… That’s the wurst.
  83. Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?… Because the sauce ages.
  84. Why did the family get lost on the way to the hot dog stand?… They took a turn for the wurst.
  85. Puns about sausages are the deli wurst!
  86. What do you call a saw that cuts hotdogs?… Sawsage.
  87. What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?… The WURST!
  88. What did the American hot dog say to the German hotdog?… You’re the wurst.
  89. “This hot dog is fantastic,” the customer said frankly.
  90. I just had a very serious discussion about hot dogs… It was a frank discussion.
  91. My girlfriend asked me if hot dogs were good for her diet. I replied, “They’re not the wurst”
  92. I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head. My plumber calls it a “meatier shower.”
  93. What do you call someone who electrocutes hot dogs?… Frank Zappa.
  94. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?… “Make me one with everything.”
  95. Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog.
  96. Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road?… To prove he wasn’t chicken!
  97. Why did the lady put a sweater on her hot dog?… Because it was a chili dog!
  98. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog.
  99. Why do hot dog vendors have the WURST dress codes?
  100. One lady vendor got fired from her job because she put her hair in a bun.
  101. What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?… Stop touching my buns!
  102. A hotdog and a hamburger walk into a bar.. The bartender immediately tells them “I’m sorry but we don’t serve food here.”
  103. I saw a hot dog vendor today…She was good looking, but I don’t really want a dog.
  104. A guy claimed to have made a 20 pound hot dog. His butcher said “Ah, that’s bologna!”
  105. “Let me be frank, I love summertime.”
  106. “Let me be frank, I love hot dogs.”
  107. I took a road trip with my German buddy and when I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it… That’s when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst.
  108. What do you call a candid hot dog?… A Frank-furter.
  109. “Dear, hot dogs. You’re so barbe-cute.”
  110. “Out of every hot dog in the world, I pickle you.”
  111. What do you say to a yummy weiner?… “What’s up, dog?”
  112. What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop?…Hot dog puns.
  113. How are you enjoying life while eating a hot dog?… You’re relishing every moment!
  114. Every oven in the greasy hot dog restaurant was broken, so the diners got a raw deal.
  115. A yam and a hot dog are having a heart-to-heart…Yam: Can I be candied with you? Hot dog: In that case, let me be frank.
  116. Some people hate hotdogs. I relish them.
  117. A good friend of mine, Frank, owns and operates a struggling Hot Dog business… He recently turned to social media to help boost sales though, and is determined to make every post a weiner.
  118. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere.
  119. Why did the daschund stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog.
  120. The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog…He’s the only one who feeds the hand that bites him.
  121. What’s the opposite of a hot dog?… A pupsicle.
  122. What do you call a cold dog?… A Chili Dog.
  123. What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
  124. What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog.
  125. What do you call a hot dog with a sweater?… A chili dog.
  126. When do franks tell insults… at a wienie roast.
  127. Customer: Waiter Waiter! There is a Fly on my hot dog! Waiter: Don’t worry sir, the spider in the bun will get him.
  128. The guy who recommended this hot dog stand to me had no reservations.
  129. How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog?… With relish.
  130. How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out?… He mustard up the courage.
  131. I was eating a hot dog the other day and when I took a bite ketchup squirted in my eye… Now I have heinzsight.
  132. What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
  133. “Relish today and ketchup tomorrow.”
  134. Why are hot dogs the weirdest dogs?… Because most of them are in-bread.
  135. What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog.
  136. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an two time Oscar Wiener.
  137. Why are celebrity hot dogs angry?… They are always getting roasted.
  138. My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000. The thieves got away with three boxes of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hotdog.
  139. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?…The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst!
  140. What did the mother frankfurter say to the naughty child wiener?… Don’t be a brat!
  141. Did you hear Billy got an F on the big hot dog quiz?… He gave the… wurst… answers!
  142. Hot Dog Pun: “Let me be frank, I love #summertime.”
  143. Hot Dog Pun: “Stop showing off. We get it, you’re hot.”
  144. What does a #hotdog call his wife?… #Honey bun.
  145. Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
  146. What’s the opposite of a #hotdog?… A pupsicle.
  147. What’s the difference between a @Yankees Stadium hot dog & a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a #Fenway Frank hot dog in #October.  
  148. I took a road trip with my German buddy. When I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it… That’s when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst.
  149. What do you call a hot dog wizard?… A sau-sage.
  150. What do you call a cold dog?… A #Chili Dog.
  151. How was the at the Fourth of #July picnic?…The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst!
  152. What do get when you cross a #chili pepper, steam shovel, and a #Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
  153. A yam and a hot dog are having a heart-to-heart…Yam: Can I be candied with you? Hot dog: In that case, let me be frank!
  154. I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot #dogs to my fancy pot-luck #dinner party… But, I suppose he could have #bratwurst.
  155. What did the #Mama #HotDog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up! 
  156. What did the mother frankfurter say to the naughty child wiener?… Don’t be a brat!
  157. My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000. The thieves got away with three boxes of #popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of #candy and a hot dog.
  158. How does a #ghost eat a #hotdog?… By goblin it.
  159. They brought the hot dog in for questioning… He gave the… wurst… answers!
  160. When can a #pizza marry a hot dog?… After a very frank relationship.
  161. What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all.
  162. How did the #hotdog ask the #ketchup out?… He #mustard up the courage.
  163. I take my time while putting toppings on my hot dogs. I choose to #relish the moment. ay
  164. Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed in NASCAR?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup.
  165. What do you get when your dog jumps into the #fire pit?… A hot dog.
  166. I have an idea for a make-your-own hot dog place. It’s called “What’s the Wurst That Could Happen?
  167. A good friend of mine, Frank, owns & operates a struggling #HotDog business… He recently turned to #socialmedia to help boost sales! He is determined to make every post a weiner.
  168. Why was the man holding a bottle of #ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
  169. Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor roll.
  170. Why did the #family get lost on the way to the hot dog stand?… They took a turn for the wurst.
  171. Why did the lady put a sweater on her hot dog?… Because it was a chili dog!
  172. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog.
  173. I just had a very serious discussion about hot #dogs… It was a frank discussion.
  174. bought a pet #snake. He’s a very picky eater. Only eats burgers, #hotdogs, and Sloppy Joe’s. Apparently, my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon!
  175. What do you call someone who electrocutes hot dogs?… Frank Zappa.
  176. Why do the hot dogs with #ketchup spoil early?… Because the sauce ages.
  177. What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?… “I’m a wiener!”
  178. Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot #wolves… They always come in packs.
  179. Hey @dominos! When can a #pizza marry a #hotdog?… After a very frank relationship.
  180. What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?… Stop touching my buns! 
  181. What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog. 
  182. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?… A hot dog and a six pack of beer. 
  183. Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough. 
  184. What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog. 
  185. Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs. 
  186. What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up! 
  187. What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog. 
  188. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about hot dogs?
  189. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… #June know how to tell a good hot dog knock-knock joke?
  190. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good hot dog knock knock jokes?
  191. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about hot dogs?
  192. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hot dog knock-knock joke?
  193. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good hot dog knock knock jokes? 

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