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- December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Santa jokes.
- Sesame Street Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite Sesame Street character?… Cookie Monster. After all, they have a lot in common.
- Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?… He has a black belt AND… you will be put on the naughty list.
- World Geography Jokes: What nationality is Santa Claus?… North Polish.
- How much did Santa Claus pay for his sleigh?… Nothing at all. It was on the house.
- Cookie Jokes: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?… Santa’s burps!
- Cereal Jokes: Why couldn’t Santa have cereal in the morning?… All of his bowls were filled with jelly.
- Walking Jokes: What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?… Santa walking backward!
- Snow Jokes: What did Santa say when he returned home after delivering the gifts around the world?… There’s snow place like home.
- December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Ho Ho. Ho Ho who?… Your Santa impression needs a little work!
- Reindeer Jokes: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
- How do you invite Santa to a party?… You request his presents.
- Psychology Jokes: What do you call someone afraid of Santa?… Claus-trophic.
- What does Santa use to clean his sleigh?… Santa-tizer.
- Why does Santa collect magazines?… He’s got issues.
- World Geography Jokes: What is Santa’s primary language?… North Polish.
- December Jokes: Which month is the coldest at the North Pole?… Decembrrrrrr.
- Reindeer Jokes: What’s more unbelievable than a talking reindeer?… A spelling bee.
- Coffee Jokes: Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee?… Star-bucks.
- Labor Day Jokes: What do you call Santa when he’s on break?… Santa pause.
- Swimming Jokes: Where do Santa’s elves go swimming?… The North pool.
- Marriage Jokes: Why did Mrs. Claus get mad at Santa?… Because her husband was a flake.
- Music Jokes: What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?… Wrap.
- Snowman Jokes: Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman.
- Why does Santa have three gardens?… So he can “ho ho ho”!
- Christmas Tree Jokes: Whenever someone asks Santa for help with their Christmas tree, what does he say?… “Fir sure!”
- Christmas Eve Jokes: Why does Santa Claus use a GPS?… He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.
- Coffee Jokes: Which coffee shop do Santa’s reindeer frequent the most?… Star-bucks.
- World Cup Soccer Jokes: What did the soccer announcer who made the naughty list get from Santa Claus?… COOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!
- Why is everyone thirsty at the North Pole?… No well.
- Christmas Eve Jokes: Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?… He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
- Napping Jokes: Why did Santa sleep in on December 26th?… Be-clause he was tired.
- Why is the alphabet in the North Pole different than the normal alphabet?… The North Pole’s alphabet has noel.
- Reindeer Jokes: Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?… Dancer, of course.
- Where does Santa store his suit?… In a Claus-et.
- Doctor Jokes: Why did Santa go to the podiatrist?… Because he had mistletoes.
- Travel Guest Blogs: Where does Santa stay on vacation?… A ho-ho-hotel.
- What is Santa’s least favorite insect?… A bah humbug.
- What happened when Santa met Mrs. Claus for the first time?… It was love at frost sight.
- Why does Santa use the chimney?… Because it soots him.
- How do Santa’s clothes stay so clean?… He washes them with (Yule)Tide.
- What does Santa Claus use to clean his sleigh each year?… Comet.
- Elf Jokes: What do retired Santa’s elves use to help them walk in the slippery snow?… Candy canes.What kind of drink does Santa give to naughty girls and boys?… Coke a Coal-a.
- Cereal Jokes: What does Santa eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes.
- Movie Jokes: Who is Santa’s favorite actor?… Willem Dafoe-ho-ho.
- What does Santa eat for dinner at the North Pole?… Chill-i.
- How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?… His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
- What do you call Santa when he’s wearing ear muffs?… Anything, he can’t hear you.
- Dog Jokes: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?… Santa Paws.
- Reindeer Jokes: How does Santa get his sleigh to fly?… I have no eye deer.
- What’s Santa’s favorite potato chip?… Kringles.
- Elf Jokes: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?… The elf-abet.
- What happened when Santa spilled ink on his outfit?… He had a blue Christmas.
- What did Santa and Mrs. Claus name their daughter?… Mary Christmas.
- Biology Jokes: What smells the most in Santa’s sleigh?… Santa’s nose.
- Why was Santa having money problems?… He was nickel-less.
- Reindeer Jokes: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?… Rude-olph.
- Chemistry Jokes: What was Santa’s favorite subject in school?… Chemis-tree!
- What would Santa be called if he went down a chimney with the fire going?… Crisp Kringle.
- Fast Food Jokes: What’s Santa’s favorite fast food restaurant?… Wendy’s. He loves a frosty.
- Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill?… Jack Frost.
- Music Jokes: Who’s Santa’s favorite singer?… Elfish Presley.
- Teacher Jokes for December: Why did Santa fail his social studies class?… He didn’t understand clause and effect.
- Track & Field Jokes: What’s Santa’s favorite track and field event?… (North) pole-vaulting.
- Dog Jokes: What is Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws.
- What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?… A Ho-Harley.
- Why did Santa and Mrs. Claus extend their garden?… They love to hoe hoe hoe.
- Elf Jokes: Why does Santa feel indebted to the elves?… Because he’s an elf-made man.
- Where does Santa deposit his checks?… At a snowbank.
- Psychology Jokes: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?… Claus-trophobia!
- What do you call Santa when he stops moving?… Santa Pause.
- Covid Jokes: How does Santa keep from getting COVID each Christmas?… He uses hand Santa-tizer regularly.
- Ocean Jokes: What did the ocean say when Santa flew over it?… Nothing, it just waved.
- Elf Jokes: What do you call an elf who sings?… A wrapper.
- Why is Santa Claus so bad at spelling?… He thinks there’s Noel.
- Elf Jokes: How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh?… They use Santa-tizer.
- Reindeer Jokes: What do Santa and Mrs. Claus play on game night?… Reindeer games.
- How do you know Santa is real?… You can always sense his presents.
- Elf Jokes: What do you call Santa’s helpers?… Subordinate Clauses.
- What did Santa say to the comedian?… You sleigh me.
- Elf Jokes: How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance?… “Present!”
- What’s the difference between a knight and Santa Claus?… One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.
- How do you wash your hands over the holiday?… With Santatizer.
- Why did Santa win an award?… He was very present-able.
- Why did Santa Claus join Instagram?… Because he wanted online presents.
- Reindeer Jokes: What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?… Truth or deer.
- Elf Jokes: Why are elves such great motivational speakers?… They have plenty of elf-confidence.
- What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?… Crisp Pringles!
- What is Santa’s favorite show?… Prancing With the Stars.
- Barber Jokes: What do a tree farm and barber shop have in common?… Trimmings.
- Music Jokes: Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?… She sleighs.
- How do you know when Santa’s around?… You can always sense his presents.
- What was wrong with the Grinch on Christmas?… He was feeling claus-trophobic.
- Nursing Jokes: How does Santa take care of sick people?… He nurses them back to elf.
- Elf Jokes: How did Santa’s little helper stop eating cookies?… He used elf control.
- Elf Jokes: What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?… Wrap!
- Doctor Jokes: Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?… Because of his poor elf.
- What name does Santa use to check in at hotels on beach vacations?… Sandy Claus.
- Who automatically gets added to Santa’s nice list?… Anyone who cleans their chimney.
- What breakfast do Santa and his wife like to eat together?… Mistle-toast.
- What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?… Santa Klutz!
- What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?… The Christmas alphabet has noel.
- What kind of weather is Santa’s favorite?… Sweater weather.
- Snow Jokes: When Santa doesn’t want to do something, what does he say?… “Snow thanks!”
- Cookie Jokes: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?… Santa’s farts!
- Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?… Because it soots him.
- What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?… You get tinsel-it is.
- Napping Jokes: Why did Santa take a nap?… Be-clause he was tired.
- Music Jokes: What do grapes sing at Christmas?… ‘Tis the season to be jelly.
- Reindeer Jokes: What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?… It must have reindeer.
- Reindeer Jokes: What does Rudolph want for Christmas?… A Pony sleigh station.
- Cat Jokes: What do you call a cat who works for Santa?… Santa Claws.
- 101 December Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Santa Jokes!
- Elf Jokes: What do Santa’s elves use to help them walk in the slippery snow?… Candy canes.
- Christmas Tree Jokes: What do a Christmas tree farm and salon have in common?… Trimmings.
- Christmas Tree Jokes: What did Santa say to the Christmas tree?… You need to lighten up.
- Music Jokes: What’s a cat’s favorite holiday song?… “Here Comes Santa Claws.”
- Elf Jokes: What did one of Santa’s helpers say to the other?… Let’s take an elfie.
- Labor Day Jokes: How do you hire Santa Claus?… You put him on a ladder.
- Labor Day Jokes: How do you hire Santa Claus?… You put him on a stilts.
- Sandwich Jokes: What do elves eat for lunch?… Santa-wiches.
- Elf Jokes: How do elves respond when the teacher takes attendance?… “Present!”
- What is Santa’s cat’s name?… Santa Paws.
- How did Santa respond when Mrs. Claus told him he had forgotten something from the store?… “But I checked the shopping list twice!”
- Donut Jokes: What’s Santa’s go-to doughnut order?… A jolly-filled doughnut.
- Cereal Jokes: What’s Santa’s favorite cereal?… Snow Flakes.
- What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet!
- Cereal Jokes: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Ice Crispies.
- Who is never hungry at Christmas?… The turkey… he’s always stuffed.
- What’s Santa’s favorite fruit?… (Sugar)plums.
- Music Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite kind of music?… Wrap.
- Elf Jokes: How does Santa pay for his doctor visits?… With his elf care plan.
- Elf Jokes: What was one of Santa’s helpers called who kept making toys for himself?… S-elf-ish.
- Who automatically gets added to the naughty list?… A rebel without a clause.
- Anytime something happens that Santa can’t believe, what does he say?… “That’s (chest)nuts!”
- Christmas Eve Jokes: What does Santa say on the night of Christmas Eve?… “Time to hit the sack!”
- Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?… He has a black belt.
- When someone delivers a package to Santa, what do they do?… Ring the (jingle) bell.
- What did Santa do when his sleigh broke down?… He got it mistle-toed
- What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive?… A Holly Davidson!
- What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?… He gives them the sack.
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?… A rebel without a Claus.
- What did Santa buy Mrs. Claus for Christmas?… An elf-cleaning oven.
- Why did Santa hire a personal trainer?… He wanted to sleigh the competition.
- Frog Jokes: What did Santa name his pet frog?… Mistletoad.
- Music Jokes: What kind of carol does Santa sing in the desert?… “O Camel ye faithful.”
- Doctor Jokes: Why did Santa dress up as a doctor?… He had Claus-trophobia.
- Why did Santa declare bankruptcy?… Because he had too many elves to pay.
- Birthday Jokes: What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday?… “Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
- What does Santa pack when he goes on a tropical getaway?… A red suit.
- Teacher Jokes for December: Why did Santa fail his science class?… He didn’t understand clause and effect.
- Teacher Jokes for December: Why did Santa fail his history class?… He didn’t understand clause and effect.
- What’s Santa’s favorite kind of roll?… Carols.
- Why does Mrs. Claus love the Christmas season?… It makes her feel so Santa-mental.
- What’s Santa’s go-to fast food order?… A frosty.
- What did the elves call Santa when he accidentally stepped on a bag of cashews?… A nutcracker.
- How does Santa keep from getting sick each Christmas?… He uses hand Santa-tizer regularly.
- What kind of bread did Santa make?… Gingerbread.
- Does Santa believe in fate?… Yep, he thinks whatever happens is (orna)meant to be.
- What do you call a Santa who doesn’t wear underwear?… St. Knickerless
- What do you call a fake Santa?… A faux Claus.
- Christmas Eve Jokes: Why do Santa’s reindeer fly on Christmas Eve?… Because it’s too far to walk.
- Elf Jokes: Why don’t Santa’s elves share?… Because they’re elfish.
- Reindeer Jokes: Where can you find Santa’s reindeer?… It depends on where you left them.
- Candy Jokes: Which candy does Santa Claus love most?… Jolly Ranchers.
- Christmas Eve Jokes: What does Santa say on the night of Christmas?… “Time to hit the sack!”
- What kind of bread did Santa make during quarantine?… Gingerbread.
- Why did Santa Claus join TikTok?… Because he wanted online presents.
- December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best North Pole jokes.
- What’s red and green and flies?… A sleigh-sick Santa.
- Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas?… He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
- What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?… A Christmas quacker.
- Pizza Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite pizza topping?… Mistle-toe bits.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have this many Santa Jokes?