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  1. December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Santa jokes.
  2. Sesame Street Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite Sesame Street character?… Cookie Monster. After all, they have a lot in common.
  3. Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?… He has a black belt AND… you will be put on the naughty list.
  4. World Geography Jokes: What nationality is Santa Claus?… North Polish.
  5. How much did Santa Claus pay for his sleigh?… Nothing at all. It was on the house.
  6. Cookie Jokes: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?… Santa’s burps!
  7. Cereal Jokes: Why couldn’t Santa have cereal in the morning?… All of his bowls were filled with jelly.
  8. Walking Jokes: What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?… Santa walking backward!
  9. Snow Jokes: What did Santa say when he returned home after delivering the gifts around the world?… There’s snow place like home.
  10. December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Ho Ho. Ho Ho who?… Your Santa impression needs a little work!
  11. Reindeer Jokes: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
  12. How do you invite Santa to a party?… You request his presents.
  13. Psychology Jokes: What do you call someone afraid of Santa?… Claus-trophic.
  14. What does Santa use to clean his sleigh?… Santa-tizer.
  15. Why does Santa collect magazines?… He’s got issues.
  16. World Geography Jokes: What is Santa’s primary language?… North Polish.
  17. December Jokes: Which month is the coldest at the North Pole?…  Decembrrrrrr. 
  18. Reindeer Jokes: What’s more unbelievable than a talking reindeer?… A spelling bee.
  19. Coffee Jokes: Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee?… Star-bucks.
  20. Labor Day Jokes: What do you call Santa when he’s on break?… Santa pause.
  21. Swimming Jokes: Where do Santa’s elves go swimming?… The North pool.
  22. Marriage Jokes: Why did Mrs. Claus get mad at Santa?… Because her husband was a flake.
  23. Music Jokes: What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?… Wrap.
  24. Snowman Jokes: Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman.
  25. Why does Santa have three gardens?… So he can “ho ho ho”!
  26. Christmas Tree Jokes: Whenever someone asks Santa for help with their Christmas tree, what does he say?… “Fir sure!”
  27. Christmas Eve Jokes: Why does Santa Claus use a GPS?… He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.
  28. Coffee Jokes: Which coffee shop do Santa’s reindeer frequent the most?… Star-bucks.
  29. World Cup Soccer Jokes: What did the soccer announcer who made the naughty list get from Santa Claus?… COOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!
  30. Why is everyone thirsty at the North Pole?… No well.
  31. Christmas Eve Jokes: Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?… He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
  32. Napping Jokes: Why did Santa sleep in on December 26th?… Be-clause he was tired.
  33. Why is the alphabet in the North Pole different than the normal alphabet?… The North Pole’s alphabet has noel.
  34. Reindeer Jokes: Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?… Dancer, of course.
  35. Where does Santa store his suit?… In a Claus-et.
  36. Doctor Jokes: Why did Santa go to the podiatrist?… Because he had mistletoes.
  37. Travel Guest Blogs: Where does Santa stay on vacation?… A ho-ho-hotel.
  38. What is Santa’s least favorite insect?… A bah humbug.
  39. What happened when Santa met Mrs. Claus for the first time?… It was love at frost sight.
  40. Why does Santa use the chimney?… Because it soots him.
  41. How do Santa’s clothes stay so clean?… He washes them with (Yule)Tide.
  42. What does Santa Claus use to clean his sleigh each year?… Comet.
  43. Elf Jokes: What do retired Santa’s elves use to help them walk in the slippery snow?… Candy canes.What kind of drink does Santa give to naughty girls and boys?… Coke a Coal-a.
  44. Cereal Jokes: What does Santa eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes.
  45. Movie Jokes: Who is Santa’s favorite actor?… Willem Dafoe-ho-ho.
  46. What does Santa eat for dinner at the North Pole?… Chill-i.
  47. How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?… His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
  48. What do you call Santa when he’s wearing ear muffs?… Anything, he can’t hear you.
  49. Dog Jokes: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?… Santa Paws.
  50. Reindeer Jokes: How does Santa get his sleigh to fly?… I have no eye deer.
  51. What’s Santa’s favorite potato chip?… Kringles.
  52. Elf Jokes: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?… The elf-abet.
  53. What happened when Santa spilled ink on his outfit?… He had a blue Christmas.
  54. What did Santa and Mrs. Claus name their daughter?… Mary Christmas.
  55. Biology Jokes: What smells the most in Santa’s sleigh?… Santa’s nose.
  56. Why was Santa having money problems?… He was nickel-less.
  57. Reindeer Jokes: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?… Rude-olph.
  58. Chemistry Jokes: What was Santa’s favorite subject in school?… Chemis-tree!
  59. What would Santa be called if he went down a chimney with the fire going?… Crisp Kringle.
  60. Fast Food Jokes: What’s Santa’s favorite fast food restaurant?… Wendy’s. He loves a frosty.
  61. Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill?… Jack Frost.
  62. Music Jokes: Who’s Santa’s favorite singer?… Elfish Presley.
  63. Teacher Jokes for December: Why did Santa fail his social studies class?… He didn’t understand clause and effect.
  64. Track & Field Jokes: What’s Santa’s favorite track and field event?… (North) pole-vaulting.
  65. Dog Jokes: What is Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws.
  66. What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?… A Ho-Harley.
  67. Why did Santa and Mrs. Claus extend their garden?… They love to hoe hoe hoe.
  68. Elf Jokes: Why does Santa feel indebted to the elves?… Because he’s an elf-made man.
  69. Where does Santa deposit his checks?… At a snowbank.
  70. Psychology Jokes: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?… Claus-trophobia!
  71. What do you call Santa when he stops moving?… Santa Pause.
  72. Covid Jokes: How does Santa keep from getting COVID each Christmas?… He uses hand Santa-tizer regularly.
  73. Ocean Jokes: What did the ocean say when Santa flew over it?… Nothing, it just waved.
  74. Elf Jokes: What do you call an elf who sings?… A wrapper.
  75. Why is Santa Claus so bad at spelling?… He thinks there’s Noel.
  76. Elf Jokes: How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh?… They use Santa-tizer.
  77. Reindeer Jokes: What do Santa and Mrs. Claus play on game night?… Reindeer games.
  78. How do you know Santa is real?… You can always sense his presents.
  79. Elf Jokes: What do you call Santa’s helpers?… Subordinate Clauses.
  80. What did Santa say to the comedian?… You sleigh me.
  81. Elf Jokes: How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance?… “Present!”
  82. What’s the difference between a knight and Santa Claus?… One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.
  83. How do you wash your hands over the holiday?… With Santatizer.
  84. Why did Santa win an award?… He was very present-able.
  85. Why did Santa Claus join Instagram?… Because he wanted online presents.
  86. Reindeer Jokes: What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?… Truth or deer.
  87. Elf Jokes: Why are elves such great motivational speakers?… They have plenty of elf-confidence.
  88. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?… Crisp Pringles!
  89. What is Santa’s favorite show?… Prancing With the Stars.
  90. Barber Jokes: What do a tree farm and barber shop have in common?… Trimmings.
  91. Music Jokes: Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?… She sleighs.
  92. How do you know when Santa’s around?… You can always sense his presents.
  93. What was wrong with the Grinch on Christmas?… He was feeling claus-trophobic.
  94. Nursing Jokes: How does Santa take care of sick people?… He nurses them back to elf.
  95. Elf Jokes: How did Santa’s little helper stop eating cookies?… He used elf control.
  96. Elf Jokes: What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?… Wrap!
  97. Doctor Jokes: Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?… Because of his poor elf.
  98. What name does Santa use to check in at hotels on beach vacations?… Sandy Claus.
  99. Who automatically gets added to Santa’s nice list?… Anyone who cleans their chimney.
  100. What breakfast do Santa and his wife like to eat together?… Mistle-toast.
  101. What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?… Santa Klutz!
  102. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?… The Christmas alphabet has noel.
  103. What kind of weather is Santa’s favorite?… Sweater weather.
  104. Snow Jokes: When Santa doesn’t want to do something, what does he say?… “Snow thanks!”
  105. Cookie Jokes: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?… Santa’s farts!
  106. Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?… Because it soots him.
  107. What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?… You get tinsel-it is.
  108. Napping Jokes: Why did Santa take a nap?… Be-clause he was tired.
  109. Music Jokes: What do grapes sing at Christmas?… ‘Tis the season to be jelly.
  110. Reindeer Jokes: What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?… It must have reindeer.
  111. Reindeer Jokes: What does Rudolph want for Christmas?… A Pony sleigh station.
  112. Cat Jokes: What do you call a cat who works for Santa?… Santa Claws.
  113. 101 December Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Santa Jokes!
  114. Elf Jokes: What do Santa’s elves use to help them walk in the slippery snow?… Candy canes.
  115. Christmas Tree Jokes: What do a Christmas tree farm and salon have in common?… Trimmings.
  116. Christmas Tree Jokes: What did Santa say to the Christmas tree?… You need to lighten up.
  117. Music Jokes: What’s a cat’s favorite holiday song?… “Here Comes Santa Claws.”
  118. Elf Jokes: What did one of Santa’s helpers say to the other?… Let’s take an elfie.
  119. Labor Day Jokes: How do you hire Santa Claus?… You put him on a ladder.
  120. Labor Day Jokes: How do you hire Santa Claus?… You put him on a stilts.
  121. Sandwich Jokes: What do elves eat for lunch?… Santa-wiches.
  122. Elf Jokes: How do elves respond when the teacher takes attendance?… “Present!”
  123. What is Santa’s cat’s name?… Santa Paws.
  124. How did Santa respond when Mrs. Claus told him he had forgotten something from the store?… “But I checked the shopping list twice!”
  125. Donut Jokes: What’s Santa’s go-to doughnut order?… A jolly-filled doughnut.
  126. Cereal Jokes: What’s Santa’s favorite cereal?… Snow Flakes.
  127. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet!
  128. Cereal Jokes: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Ice Crispies.
  129. Who is never hungry at Christmas?… The turkey… he’s always stuffed.
  130. What’s Santa’s favorite fruit?… (Sugar)plums.
  131. Music Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite kind of music?… Wrap.
  132. Elf Jokes: How does Santa pay for his doctor visits?… With his elf care plan.
  133. Elf Jokes: What was one of Santa’s helpers called who kept making toys for himself?… S-elf-ish.  
  134. Who automatically gets added to the naughty list?… A rebel without a clause.
  135. Anytime something happens that Santa can’t believe, what does he say?… “That’s (chest)nuts!”
  136. Christmas Eve Jokes: What does Santa say on the night of Christmas Eve?… “Time to hit the sack!”
  137. Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?… He has a black belt.
  138. When someone delivers a package to Santa, what do they do?… Ring the (jingle) bell.
  139. What did Santa do when his sleigh broke down?… He got it mistle-toed
  140. What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive?… A Holly Davidson!
  141. What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?… He gives them the sack.
  142. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?… A rebel without a Claus.
  143. What did Santa buy Mrs. Claus for Christmas?… An elf-cleaning oven.
  144. Why did Santa hire a personal trainer?… He wanted to sleigh the competition.
  145. Frog Jokes: What did Santa name his pet frog?… Mistletoad.
  146. Music Jokes: What kind of carol does Santa sing in the desert?… “O Camel ye faithful.”
  147. Doctor Jokes: Why did Santa dress up as a doctor?… He had Claus-trophobia.
  148. Why did Santa declare bankruptcy?… Because he had too many elves to pay.
  149. Birthday Jokes: What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday?… “Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
  150. What does Santa pack when he goes on a tropical getaway?… A red suit.
  151. Teacher Jokes for December: Why did Santa fail his science class?… He didn’t understand clause and effect.
  152. Teacher Jokes for December: Why did Santa fail his history class?… He didn’t understand clause and effect.
  153. What’s Santa’s favorite kind of roll?… Carols.
  154. Why does Mrs. Claus love the Christmas season?… It makes her feel so Santa-mental.
  155. What’s Santa’s go-to fast food order?… A frosty.
  156. What did the elves call Santa when he accidentally stepped on a bag of cashews?… A nutcracker.
  157. How does Santa keep from getting sick each Christmas?… He uses hand Santa-tizer regularly.
  158. What kind of bread did Santa make?… Gingerbread.
  159. Does Santa believe in fate?… Yep, he thinks whatever happens is (orna)meant to be.
  160. What do you call a Santa who doesn’t wear underwear?… St. Knickerless
  161. What do you call a fake Santa?… A faux Claus.
  162. Christmas Eve Jokes: Why do Santa’s reindeer fly on Christmas Eve?… Because it’s too far to walk.
  163. Elf Jokes: Why don’t Santa’s elves share?… Because they’re elfish.
  164. Reindeer Jokes: Where can you find Santa’s reindeer?… It depends on where you left them.
  165. Candy Jokes: Which candy does Santa Claus love most?… Jolly Ranchers.
  166. Christmas Eve Jokes: What does Santa say on the night of Christmas?… “Time to hit the sack!”
  167. What kind of bread did Santa make during quarantine?… Gingerbread.
  168. Why did Santa Claus join TikTok?… Because he wanted online presents.
  169. December Knock Knock Jokes:  Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best North Pole jokes.
  170. What’s red and green and flies?… A sleigh-sick Santa.
  171. Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas?… He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
  172. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?… A Christmas quacker.
  173. Pizza Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite pizza topping?… Mistle-toe bits.
  174. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe we have this many Santa Jokes?