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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best retierment jokes.
- Boston Celtics Jokes: Retired Celtics, like everyone, watch a lot of TV these days, NetFlix, Hulu, HBO… I don’t know why. They just never seem to pay for Showtime.
- College Basketball Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college basketball team of AARP.
- College Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college of AARP.
- College Football Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of AARP.
- Psychology Jokes: What did the hippocampus say when it retired?… “Thanks for the memories.”
- Sesame Street Jokes: Bob McGrath retired from Sesame Street in 2017 at the age of 85, after a 47-year run on the show. He was born on June 13, 1932, and retired just before the 2017 season began… When asked for comment The Count said… “This is going to take some time.”
- Grandparent Jokes: When do you know your grandfather is old enough to retire?… Instead of lying about her age she start bragging about it!
- What is the #1 form of transportation for retired Navy members?… The subway!
- Alabama Jokes: A retired Alabama man was jailed for refusing to nap… He was resisting a rest.
- I stopped doing handyman work… I couldn’t live on a fixed income.
- Lobster Jokes: Lobster Pun: The lobster said it’d be hard for him to retire… as he was tide to his company.