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- Fireworks Jokes: Why did the firecracker go to the hair salon?… It needed to trim its bangs.
- Labor Day Jokes: I wanted to be a barber… but I just couldn’t cut it.
- Stranger Things Jokes: Steve Harrington’s hair deserves its own spin-off.
- You know you overdid it on Thanksgiving when you cut yourself shaving and you bleed gravy.
- Psychology Jokes: Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?… Classical conditioning.
- Air Force Jokes: Where do American soldiers go to get a haircut?… They go to the Hair Force!
- Wizard of Oz Jokes: What does a barber use in Oz?… The Scissors of Oz.
- Alabama Jokes: What is the difference between the Atlanta Braves A and Bama “A”… The Bama “A”has a mullet.
- Back to School Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you go to school, brush your teeth and comb your hair!
- What kind of dog likes taking a bath every day?… A shampoo-dle.
- Star Wars Jokes: What do you call Chewbacca when he has a chocolate chip cookie stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
- What would you get if you crossed a colonial hairpiece with a teepee?… A powdered wigwam!
- Why did the American bald eagle go to the barber?… Because it wanted a new haircut.
- Why did the captain go to the barber?… To trim his sails.