Looney Tunes Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Looney Tunes jokes!
  2. Doctor Jokes: Bugs Bunny walks into a hospital He asks his doctor “What’s up, doc?” The doctor replies “Your blood pressure, Bugs.” “And if I don’t get it sorted out?” The doctor, visually distraught, answers: “That’s all, folks.”
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe say the phrase that ended each Looney Tune cartoon?… “Th-th-th-that’s all, folks!”
  4. Space Force Jokes: Why does America need a Space Force?… In case we get into a Space Jam!
  5. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny. 
  6. Which Looney Tunes character has the most followers on twitter?… Tweety Bird.
  7. Star Trek Jokes: What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise?… What’s up Spock?
  8. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Bugs Bunny may have been a little less controversial pick than Bad Bunny the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show.
  9. So how is the new Looney Tunes video game?… I don’t like it, it has a lot of bugs.
  10. I will only listen to the theme song from “Looney Tunes” while I’m driving… It’s a car tune.
  11. Grandparent Jokes: Who is the unofficial Looney Tunes spokesperson for Grandparents Day?… Granny.
  12. Indy 500 Jokes: The theme song from “Looney Tunes” is the unofficial song of the Indy 500… It’s a car tune.
  13. Charlie Brown Jokes: Who is Porky Pig’s favorite Peanuts character?… Pigpen.
  14. Hunter Moon Jokes: What is Elmer Fudd’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
  15. Bird Jokes: What Looney Tunes character is most active on Social Media?… Tweety Bird.
  16. Why did Bugs Bunny go on strike?… Because he wanted a better celery!
  17. Psychology Jokes: What do you call music in a psychiatric hospital?… Looney Tunes!
  18. Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says ’Is this Whiskey’? Elmer says, ‘Yes but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank’!!
  19. Pope Jokes: What Looney Tunes character is not well liked by the Pope?… The Tasmanian Devil.
  20. What does Bugs Bunny put on his sandwiches?… Space Jam!
  21. Constitution Jokes: What Looney Tunes character is a BIG fan of the NRA and a huge supporter of the 2nd amendment?… Elmer Fudd.
  22. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of fish?… Looney Tuna!
  23. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Why didn’t Porky Pig play on the Space Jam basketball team?… Because he hogged the ball!
  24. Where does Porky Pig keep his money?… In a piggy bank.
  25. What Looney Tunes character stinks?… Pepé Le Pew.
  26. Looney Tunes Jokes:
  27. A man opens his refrigerator and is shocked to see Elmer Fudd inside. He asks Elmer, “What on earth are you doing in there?!” Elmer says “this refrigerator is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?” Confused, the man says “well, yeah, so?” Elmer replies “well, I’m westing.”
  28. What Looney Tunes character is out of this world?… Mavin the Martian.
  29. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite style of music?… Hip hop!
  30. What did Porky Pig say when he went to the beach and forgot his sunblock?… I’m bacon.
  31. Bugs Bunny goes to a medical convention He meets a cardiologist, and says “what’s up, doc?” He meets a dentist, and says “what’s up, doc?” He meets a chiropractor, and says “what’s up?”
  32. What does Bugs Bunny put on his intergalactic PB&J sandwich?… Space jam.
  33. Bugs Bunny meets a chiropractor. For the first time ever, somebody called the chiropractor “doc.”
  34. What Looney Toons character says, “What? You’re despicable. What?”… Deafy Duck.
  35. Daytona 500 Jokes: The theme song from “Looney Tunes” is the unofficial song of the Daytona 500… It’s a car tune.
  36. Air Force Jokes: Where did Bugs Bunny learn to fly?… The hare force.
  37. Mailman Jokes: How does Bugs Bunny send a letter?… The hare mail.
  38. Bugs Bunny at the doctor: When the doctor walks in and says, “What’s up, doc?”, Bugs replies, “I’m just here for a checkup, not to run your practice!”
  39. College Basketball Jokes: What did Azzi Fudd, the Most Outstanding Player at the 2025 Final Four, say after cutting down the nets?… “”Th-th-that’s all, folks!””
  40. Who is the National Audubon Society’s favorite Looney Tunes character?… Tweety Bird.
  41. What did Bugs Bunny save his word processing file as?… Whats_up.doc.
  42. Where does Bugs Bunny park his boat?… At the What’s up Dock!
  43. Why did the Road Runner cross the road?… To lure Wile E. Coyote in front of an Acme truck! Beep beep!
  44. College Basketball Jokes: Do you know #35 on the UConn Women’s basketball team’s favorite Looney Tunes character?… Elmer Fudd.
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe say Elmer Fudd’s signature line?… “Shhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet, I’m hunting wabbits.”
  46. Did you hear Bugs Bunny is in the new Transformers movie?… He plays Hoptimus Prime!
  47. Foghorn Leghorn’s advice: “I say, boy, pay attention when I’m talkin’ to ya! That’s a joke, son!”
  48. Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to get a speeding ticket?… Either Speedy Gonzalez or the Road Runner.
  49. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the voice of Bugs Bunny?… Mel Blanc.
  50. Who is the unofficial Looney Tunes spokesperson for the Hunter Moon?… Elmer Fudd.
  51. Who is the unofficial Looney Tunes spokesperson for the NRA?… Yosemite Sam.
  52. Foghorn Leghorn… The unofficial Looney Tunes’ character of lighthouses?
  53. Which Looney Tunes’ character is part of the band?… Foghorn Leghorn.
  54. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the Looney Tunes characters?
  55. Travel Guest Blogs: How does Bugs Bunny travel?… By Hareplane!
  56. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the character who said “That’s all Folks?”
  57. Where does Porky Pig get his dirty car cleaned?… At the hogwash.
  58. What is a Porky Pig’s favorite Shakespeare play?… Hamlet.
  59. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the starting five for the Tunes Squad in Space Jam?… Michael Jordan, Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Daffy Duck, and the Tasmanian Devil (Taz).
  60. What did Porky Pig use to write love letters to Petunia Pig?…. A pig pen.
  61. I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows… There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
  62. What do Looney Tunes characters put on toast?… Space jam!
  63. Why does Bugs Bunny like Lola Bunny so much?… She’s a friend with bunny feets.
  64. Why did the rabbit stay so happy all day?… Because some-bunny loved him!
  65. You Know, These Are Some Looney Times… Luckily, I’ve got my music for such times. My Looney Tunes.
  66. What do you hear when a crazy person sings?… Looney tunes.
  67. Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to get into MIT?… Egghead Jr.
  68. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most likely to be spotted at the Summer Olympics?… Speedy Gonzalez.
  69. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most likely to be spotted at the LA Summer Olympics?… Speedy Gonzalez.
  70. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes Space Jam player that would be great in the WNBA?
  71. What do you a call a musical looney tunes character… The Tasmanian treble.
  72. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most popular in France?
  73. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Looney Tunes?
  74. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Looney Tunes knock-knock joke?
  75. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Looney Tunes knock knock jokes? 
  76. What did Bugs Bunny save his word processing as?… Whats up.doc
  77. What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?… Bugs Bunny.
  78. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the cat that always tried to attack Tweety Bird?… Sylvester the Cat.
  79. Who are the co-captains of the Looney Tunes track team?… Speedy Gonzalez and the Road Runner.
  80. “Say, boy, you cover about as much as a flapper skirt in a high wind.” Foghorn Leghorn
  81. “Any one of you lily-livered bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me?” Yosemite Sam
  82. How would Bugs Bunny’s parents describe his teen years?… It was a hare raising experience!
  83. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA players that appeared in Space Jam 2?… Goon Squad Players (Digital Avatars)Anthony Davis as The BrowDamian Lillard as ChronosKlay Thompson as Wet-FireDiana Taurasi (WNBA) as White MambaNneka Ogwumike (WNBA) as ArachnnekaCameo AppearancesChris PaulDraymond GreenKyle KuzmaKyrie IrvingSue Bird (WNBA)Chiney Ogwumike (WNBA)
  84. How can you tell Bugs Bunny is getting old?… Just look for the grey hares!
  85. Which Looney Tunes character is most popular in Newport?… Rhode Island Red.
  86. What is a Porky Pig’s favorite monster?… Frankenswine.
  87. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the company that made Wile E. Coyote’s weapons?
  88. Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to commit a moving violation?… Either Speedy Gonzalez or the Road Runner.
  89. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the character that always tried avoid Wile E. Coyote?
  90. Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to get a ticket for a moving violation?… Either Speedy Gonzalez or the Road Runner.
  91. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the character that always tried to catch the Road Runner?
  92. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the starting five in Space Jam 2?…. player-coach LeBron James, alongside core Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Tasmanian Devil (Taz), and Tweety.
  93. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name Daffy Duck’s love interest?
  94. Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to win a marathon?… Either Speedy Gonzalez or the Road Runner.
  95. Which Looney Tunes character is the biggest social media influencer?… Tweety Bird. A real big hit on twitter.
  96. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the characters mostly likely to support the 2nd amendment?… Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam.
  97. Why did Porky Pig not get invited to any Looney Tunes parties?… Because he was a boar.
  98. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA players that appeared in Space Jam?
  99. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character that stole the heart of Bugs Bunny?
  100. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Marvin the Martian’s favorite branch of the US Military?… The Space Force.
  101. What do Warner Bros. do with their discontinued animated characters?… They put them in the looney bin.
  102. So how is the new Looney Tunes video game?… I don’t like it, it has a lot of bugs.
  103. “What’s Errol Flynn got that I haven’t?” Porky Pig.
  104. What do you hear when a crazy person sings?… Looney tunes. (365 Music Jokes)
  105. Who are the co-captains of the Looney Tunes cross-country team?… Speedy Gonzalez and the Road Runner.
  106. What do you call Porky Pig playing tug of war?… Pulled pork.
  107. Where did Bugs Bunny learn to fly?… The hare force. (Air Force Jokes)
  108. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most likely to be spotted in Paris, France?
  109. What did Porky Pig use to write his autobiography?…. A pig pen.
  110. What did Porky Pig use to write his memoir?…. A pig pen.
  111. Why don’t the Looney Tunes characters like playing games with Porky Pig?… Because it always plays dirty.
  112. You Know, These Are Some Looney Times. Luckily, I’ve got my music for such times… My Looney Tunes.
  113. I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows… There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
  114. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Looney Tunes?
  115. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Looney Tunes knock-knock joke?
  116. Which Looney Tunes character is mostly likely to sit on the Supreme Court… The Supreme Cat.
  117. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Looney Tunes knock knock jokes?
  118. What did the butcher say to Porky Pig?… Nice to meat you.
  119. What did the defiant Porky Pig say to his mother?… Sow what?
  120. Who are the co-captains of the Looney Tunes indoor track team?… Speedy Gonzalez and the Road Runner.
  121. Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to get into an elite college?… Egghead Jr.
  122. Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to win a Nobel Prize?… Egghead Jr.
  123. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the little bird Sylvester the Cat was always after?
  124. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most likely to be spotted in the French Riviera?
  125. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most likely to be spotted at the Eiffel Tower?
  126. What did Porky Pig use to write in his journal?…. A pig pen.
  127. What did Porky Pig use to write letters?…. A pig pen.
  128. Who is Porky Pig’s favorite painter?… Pig-casso.
  129. Why did the Porky Pig leave the theater?… He got boar-ed.
  130. What did Bugs Bunny save his homework as?… Whatsup.doc!
  131. Why is Bugs Bunny so lucky?… He’s got 4 rabbit’s feet!
  132. Why can’t Bugs Bunny drive anymore?… Because he’s got car rot!
  133. Bugs Bunny won’t accept files over email…You have to send him a Whatsapp, doc!
  134. Why did the Porky Pig leave the concert?… He got boar-ed.
  135. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe there are 101 Looney Tunes jokes?
  136. Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck we’re in the middle of a robbery… Bugs Bunny asked Daffy, “Is this whiskey?” Daffy answered, “Of course it’s whiskey, but it’s safer than wobbing a bank”