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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Looney Tunes jokes!
- Doctor Jokes: Bugs Bunny walks into a hospital He asks his doctor “What’s up, doc?” The doctor replies “Your blood pressure, Bugs.” “And if I don’t get it sorted out?” The doctor, visually distraught, answers: “That’s all, folks.”
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny.
- Which Looney Tunes character has the most followers on twitter?… Tweety Bird.
- So how is the new Looney Tunes video game?… I don’t like it, it has a lot of bugs.
- I will only listen to the theme song from “Looney Tunes” while I’m driving… It’s a car tune.
- Space Force Jokes: Why does America need a Space Force?… In case we get into a Space Jam!
- Charlie Brown Jokes: Who is Porky Pig’s favorite Peanuts character?… Pigpen.
- What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise?… What’s up Spock?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe say the phrase that ended each Looney Tune cartoon?
- Hunter Moon Jokes: What is Elmer Fudd’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
- Bird Jokes: What Looney Tunes character is most active on Social Media?… Tweety Bird.
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: Bugs Bunny may have been a little less controversial pick than Bad Bunny the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show.
- Why did Bugs Bunny go on strike?… Because he wanted a better celery!
- Who is the unofficial Looney Tunes spokesperson for Grandparents Day?… Granny.
- What do you call music in a psychiatric hospital?… Looney Tunes!
- Star Trek Jokes: What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise?… What’s up Spock?
- Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says ’Is this Whiskey’? Elmer says, ‘Yes but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank’!!
- Pope Jokes: What Looney Tunes character is not well liked by the Pope?… The Tasmanian Devil.
- What does Bugs Bunny put on his sandwiches?… Space Jam!
- Constitution Jokes: What Looney Tunes character is a BIG fan of the NRA and a huge supporter of the 2nd amendment?… Elmer Fudd.
- What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of fish?… Looney Tuna!
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Why didn’t Porky Pig play on the Space Jam basketball team?… Because he hogged the ball!
- Where does Porky Pig keep his money?… In a piggy bank.
- What Looney Tunes character stinks?… Pepé Le Pew.
- A man opens his refrigerator and is shocked to see Elmer Fudd inside. He asks Elmer, “What on earth are you doing in there?!” Elmer says “this refrigerator is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?” Confused, the man says “well, yeah, so?” Elmer replies “well, I’m westing.”
- What Looney Tunes character is out of this world?… Mavin the Martian.
- What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite style of music?… Hip hop!
- What did Porky Pig say when he went to the beach and forgot his sunblock?… I’m bacon.
- Bugs Bunny goes to a medical convention He meets a cardiologist, and says “what’s up, doc?” He meets a dentist, and says “what’s up, doc?” He meets a chiropractor, and says “what’s up?”
- What does Bugs Bunny put on his intergalactic PB&J sandwich?… Space jam.
- Bugs Bunny meets a chiropractor. For the first time ever, somebody called the chiropractor “doc.”
- What Looney Toons character says, “What? You’re despicable. What?”… Deafy Duck.
- Air Force Jokes: Where did Bugs Bunny learn to fly?… The hare force.
- Mailman Jokes: How does Bugs Bunny send a letter?… The hare mail.
- Bugs Bunny at the doctor: When the doctor walks in and says, “What’s up, doc?”, Bugs replies, “I’m just here for a checkup, not to run your practice!”
- College Basketball Jokes: What did Azzi Fudd, the Most Outstanding Player at the 2025 Final Four, say after cutting down the nets?… “”Th-th-that’s all, folks!””
- Who is the National Audubon Society’s favorite Looney Tunes character?… Tweety Bird.
- What did Bugs Bunny save his word processing file as?… Whats_up.doc.
- Where does Bugs Bunny park his boat?… At the What’s up Dock!
- Why did the Road Runner cross the road?… To lure Wile E. Coyote in front of an Acme truck! Beep beep!
- College Basketball Jokes: Do you know #35 on the UConn Women’s basketball team’s favorite Looney Tunes character?… Elmer Fudd.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe say Elmer Fudd’s signature line?… “Shhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet, I’m hunting wabbits.”
- Did you hear Bugs Bunny is in the new Transformers movie?… He plays Hoptimus Prime!
- Foghorn Leghorn’s advice: “I say, boy, pay attention when I’m talkin’ to ya! That’s a joke, son!”
- Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to get a speeding ticket?… Either Speedy Gonzalez or the Road Runner.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the voice of Bugs Bunny?… Mel Blanc.
- Who is the unofficial Looney Tunes spokesperson for the Hunter Moon?… Elmer Fudd.
- Who is the unofficial Looney Tunes spokesperson for the NRA?… Yosemite Sam.
- Foghorn Leghorn… The unofficial Looney Tunes’ character of lighthouses?
- Which Looney Tunes’ character is part of the band?… Foghorn Leghorn.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the Looney Tunes characters?
- Travel Guest Blogs: How does Bugs Bunny travel?… By Hareplane!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the character who said “That’s all Folks?”
- Where does Porky Pig get his dirty car cleaned?… At the hogwash.
- What is a Porky Pig’s favorite Shakespeare play?… Hamlet.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the starting five for the Tunes Squad in Space Jam?… Michael Jordan, Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Daffy Duck, and the Tasmanian Devil (Taz).
- What did Porky Pig use to write love letters to Petunia Pig?…. A pig pen.
- I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows… There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
- What do Looney Tunes characters put on toast?… Space jam!
- Why does Bugs Bunny like Lola Bunny so much?… She’s a friend with bunny feets.
- Looney Tunes Jokes:
- Why did the rabbit stay so happy all day?… Because some-bunny loved him!
- You Know, These Are Some Looney Times… Luckily, I’ve got my music for such times. My Looney Tunes.
- What do you hear when a crazy person sings?… Looney tunes.
- Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to get into MIT?… Egghead Jr.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most likely to be spotted at the Summer Olympics?… Speedy Gonzalez.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most likely to be spotted at the LA Summer Olympics?… Speedy Gonzalez.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes Space Jam player that would be great in the WNBA?
- What do you a call a musical looney tunes character… The Tasmanian treble.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character most popular in France?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Looney Tunes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Looney Tunes knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Looney Tunes knock knock jokes?
- What did Bugs Bunny save his word processing as?… Whats up.doc
- What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?… Bugs Bunny.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the cat that always tried to attack Tweety Bird?… Sylvester the Cat.
- Who are the co-captains of the Looney Tunes track team?… Speedy Gonzalez and the Road Runner.
- “Say, boy, you cover about as much as a flapper skirt in a high wind.” Foghorn Leghorn
- “Any one of you lily-livered bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me?” Yosemite Sam
- How would Bugs Bunny’s parents describe his teen years?… It was a hare raising experience!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA players that appeared in Space Jam 2?… Goon Squad Players (Digital Avatars)Anthony Davis as The BrowDamian Lillard as ChronosKlay Thompson as Wet-FireDiana Taurasi (WNBA) as White MambaNneka Ogwumike (WNBA) as ArachnnekaCameo AppearancesChris PaulDraymond GreenKyle KuzmaKyrie IrvingSue Bird (WNBA)Chiney Ogwumike (WNBA)
- How can you tell Bugs Bunny is getting old?… Just look for the grey hares!
- Which Looney Tunes character is most popular in Newport?… Rhode Island Red.
- What is a Porky Pig’s favorite monster?… Frankenswine.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the company that made Wile E. Coyote’s weapons?
- Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to commit a moving violation?… Either Speedy Gonzalez or the Road Runner.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the character that always tried avoid Wile E. Coyote?
- Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to get a ticket for a moving violation?… Either Speedy Gonzalez or the Road Runner.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the character that always tried to catch the Road Runner?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the starting five in Space Jam 2?…. player-coach LeBron James, alongside core Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Tasmanian Devil (Taz), and Tweety.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name Daffy Duck’s love interest?
- Which Looney Tunes’ character is mostly likely to win a marathon?… Either Speedy Gonzalez or the Road Runner.
- Which Looney Tunes character is the biggest social media influencer?… Tweety Bird. A real big hit on twitter.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the characters mostly likely to support the 2nd amendment?… Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam.
- Why did Porky Pig not get invited to any Looney Tunes parties?… Because he was a boar.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA players that appeared in Space Jam?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Looney Tunes character that stole the heart of Bugs Bunny?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the Marvin the Martian’s favorite branch of the US Military?… The Space Force.
- What do Warner Bros. do with their discontinued animated characters?… They put them in the looney bin.
- So how is the new Looney Tunes video game?… I don’t like it, it has a lot of bugs.