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1. What did Delaware?… A New Jersey.
2. What did George Washington say when crossing the Delaware?… “Row, row, row your boat… quietly.”
3. Why was George Washington a great leader?… He always knew how to cross the Delaware without a hitch!
4. What did Washington say as he crossed the Delaware?… ”Next time I’m going to reserve a seat!”
5. What did George Washington say when he crossed the Delaware River?… “I’m going to make this crossing great again!”
6. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! 
7. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
   What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
8. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey