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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Wars jokes.
2. Father’s Day Jokes: Yoda Best Dad… Celebrate You We Will.
3. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Have you tried the new Star Wars Wookiee chocolate chip cookie?… It’s a bit chewy.
4. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: How do Wookies like their Chocolate Chip cookies?… Chewie.
5. Why is there no Jedi navy?… Sailing is a path to the dockside. 
6. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: What do you get when you roll Chewbaca in Hershey’s kisses?… A chocolate chip Wookie.
7. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Why do Wookiees love Chocolate Chip cookies?… Because they’re Chewy!
8. What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence Day?… May the fourth be with you!
9. Why did Episodes 4, 5, & 6 come out before 1, 2, & 3?… Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
10. Basketball Joke of the Day: Who is the best Star Wars character at basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi.
11. Pizza Jokes: Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt.
12. Terrific Teacher Jokes: How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?… Since the Sith Grade.
13. Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult… Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.
14. Why did #Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. 
15. Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him… (Obi-Wan executes the Sith.) Yoda: … you must not.
16. “Luke… I’m #reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.”
17. Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.
18. ObiWan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Stormtrooper: They R2!
19. I didn’t like Obi-Wan’s Jedi master… But I’ve decided to let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons.
20. What did Palpatine say to the #intern when they asked how many #pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!”
21. What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?… Nice suit, must have cost you an ..
22. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side?… “#Sith happens!”
23. What do Star Destroyers wear to the #prom?… A bow TIE.
24. What position does #DarthVader play in #baseball?… The #Umpire. #StarWars
25. What would Obi-wan say if he was an #English #teacher?… #Metaphors be with you.
26. What do you call a #Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be!
27. Which Star Wars character is best at #rugby?… Darth Maul!
28. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars knock knock joke!  
29. #Roses are red, #violets are blue, if you love #StarWars #MayThe4thBeWithYou!
30. What do you call an Italian #Jedi?… Obi Wan Cannoli.
31. Originally, in The Force Awakens BB-8 had a brother. The robot would not stay on script or say his lines correctly, so he was fired. It is sad… but you can’t really feel bad for DV-8!
32. Who swore the most in #StarWars? R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said.
33. Did you know RD2D uses foul language?… They have to bleep out all his words!
34. Why couldn’t Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?… Only a #Sith deals in absolutes.
35. Why did Princess Leia fail her exams?… She had Alderaan answers!
36. Is BB #hungry?… No, BB-8.
37. Who does Princess Leia’s #hair?… Darth Braider!
38. I saw a #falcon eating #avocado #toast… Guess it’s a millennial falcon.
39. What flavor #icecream do #Jedi like best?… Obi-Wan Spumoni.
40. Why did the Storm Trooper want his #teeth whitened?… To get rid of the dark side.
41. When did ’s #Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade.
42. Why is Obi-wan Kenobi a terrible #marriage counselor?… The only advice he gives is Use di- vorce.
43. Why is #Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb.
44. Why did #Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league #baseball?… He was making too many #Wookiee mistakes.
45. We don’t want to sound racist but… All stormtroopers look the same to us.
46. What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?… Obi-wan then Obi lost.
47. How do #Jedi say goodbye?… See ya Leia!
48. What is #R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs!
49. Why couldn’t Princess Leia find love?… She was looking in Alderaan places!
50. Yoda & #ObiWan are flying through space in their ship. Obi-Wan: “Are you sure we’re going in the right direction?” Yoda: “Off course, we are.”
51. @MarkHamill! Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars joke!
52. Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s #marriages last?… He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use Edivorce, Luke.”
53. How do Wookies like their #cookies?… Chewie.
54. Hey @USNavy @NavalAcademy! Why is there no #Jedi #Navy?… Sailing is a path to the dockside.
55. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… #Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re #toast!
56. What was Obi-Wan Kenobi’s favorite place to hang out?… The Maul.
57. Luke & Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, Use the forks, Luke!
58. Why was the pitcher from the #moon of #Endor cut from the #baseball team?… Ewoked every batter.
59. #MaytheFourthBeWithYou……because tomorrow is #RevengeoftheFifth!
60. Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s #marriages last?… He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use #divorce, Luke.”
61. My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”
62. Why did the tapeworm stay far away from #Palpatine?… He didn’t want anyone to say he was in Sidious.
63. R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time… They bleeped out every word he said!
64. What is R2-D2’s favorite style of music?… Beep-boxing!
65. Why did C-3P0 get lost?… He went on an R2-Dtour.
66. What is #R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs!
67. How do you stir fry on Endor?… With an e-wok.
68. After watching #StarWars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, “Daddy, why was R2D2 such a potty mouth?” Puzzled, I asked him what he meant. He replied, “Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!”
69. Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Stormtrooper: They R2!
70. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?… R2 Detour.
71. My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D… … and I said, yes, but they R2D2.
72. What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs!
    Husband: “That is him. That’s Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars.” Wife: “Are you sure?” It doesn’t look like him, go on over and ask.” Husband: (A couple of minutes later) I walked back over to her. Wife: “Well, what did he say?” Husband: “Nothing. It’s a rubbish bin.”
    Does R2-D2 have any brothers?… No, only Transistors.
73. Who curses the most in Star Wars? R2-D2… everything he says is bleeped out.
74. What do you call a droid that uses the toilet?… R2-peepoo.
75. Why was #DarthVader bad at #sports?… He always choked.
76. What a great #May week! #MaytheFourth…. #CincoDeMayo and #RevengeoftheFifth! 
77. What’s an elephant’s favorite Star Wars character?… TUSKan Raiders.
78. What a great week! #MaytheFourth…. #CincoDeMayo and #RevengeoftheFifth!  #May
79. What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the  fourth be with you! 
80. What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you!    golfing
81. Hey @EasyKabob @TastyKabob! What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob!    Kabobs
82. Hey @HamillHimself! When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith .   mschat middleschool  
83. Yesterwas (MayTheFourthBeithYou). Tois Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth!
84. Hey @FullOfSith! How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.   
85. Hey @ciwf @GreenGiant @sweetpotatosoul! What did the sweetpotato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father!    dads fathers farming
86. Hey @the_kringl @HamillHimself! What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you!    ChristmasCountdown
87. What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.    
88. What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bountyhunter?… Mango Fett!   
89. How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side.  
90. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?…. A Hand Solo!  
91. How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a lightbulb?… Lots …. because many Hans makes light work.  
92. How is Duct tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side & it binds the galaxy together.   dads  
93. What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?… A wattomobile.  
94. What’s a Jedi’s favorite car?… A Toy-Yoda!  
95. How does Darth Vader enjoy his Thanksgiving turkey?… On the dark side!  
96. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda   
97. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Vader… Vader who?… Vader minute while I choke this guy.  
98. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… He’s always a little short.   
99. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter.   
100. What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2  
101. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?… So it doesn’t Hang Solow!
102. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi  
103. What would you call Padme if she was a dog?… Petme Imadoggie.
104. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!   
105. What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.”  
106. What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way!  
107. Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da.  
108. Where do Star Wars characters shop?… Darth Maul!  
109. What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie.  
110. The crew of the Millennium Falcon will be making all of the rebels’ costumes… From now on. They’ll be 100% han’ made.  
111. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee.  
112. Why do doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience. 
113. What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?… Do well, you will do!   
114. What’s the difference between an ATAT & a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker & the other is a walking Imperial.
115. What do you call the Chewbacca website started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks   
116. Where does Princess Leia go to shop for FathersDay? At the Darth Maul.  
117. What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?… Game of Clones   
118. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”   
119. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!   
120. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for a new outfit?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
121. What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.   Day
122. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?… With a woo-key.
123. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Star Wars?
124. Who tries to be a Jedi?… Obi-Wannabe.   dads  ObiWanKenobi
125. Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?… In a Jar-Jar.
126. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Wars May the Fourth Be With You jokes.
127. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
128. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast!
129. What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the fourth be with you!
130. What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes)
131. What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob!
132. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith.
133. Yesterwas Star Wars (May The Fourth be with you). Tois Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
134. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
135. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Father’s Jokes & Dad Jokes)
136. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
137. What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
138. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Car Jokes & Walking Jokes)
139. What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?… Mango Fett!
140. What do Star Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE. (Prom Jokes)
141. How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side.! (Barber Jokes)
142. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you. (Flower Jokes) (Spring Jokes)
143. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?…. A Hand Solo!
144. Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (Baseball Jokes)
145. How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a lightbulb?… Lots …. because many Hans makes light work.
146. How is Duck tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together. \
147. What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?… A wattomobile. (Car Jokes)
148. What’s a Jedi’s favorite car?… A Toy-Yoda. (Car Jokes)
149. How does Darth Vader enjoy his Thanksgiving turkey?… On the dark side! (Thanksgiving Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
150. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
151. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Vader… Vader who?… Vader minute while I choke this guy. (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
152. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
153. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter. (Labor 
154. What did Luke Skywalker say on IndependenceDay?… MaytheFourthBeWithYou!
155. Why do Jedi always burn their pancakes?… Because they won’t turn over to the dark side.
156. Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter.
157. Where did Jabba win the pizza eating contest?… Pizza Hutt  https://bit.ly/3cVazhM  Pizzas 
158. Why did the Anakin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   TheLastJedi 
159. Hey @StarWarsinClass! When did ’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith . https://bit.ly/3cVazhM middleschool 
160. Hey @MLBUA @mlbumpirecareer @StarWarsinClass @StarWars @MLB! What’s a baseball player’s least favorite  movie?… The Umpire Strikes Back. https://bit.ly/3cVazhMl movies   
161. Hey @ciwf! What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM middleschool   dads farming 
162. Hey @StarWarsinClass! Dear Jedi Tois Fridaythe13th there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM Fridaythe13th 
163. Hey @HamillHimself! What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
164. Hey @FullOfSith! What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   Day
167. Hey @StarWarsinClass @burgessdave! What Star Wars character is really a pirate?… AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!  https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   pirates tlap Day
168. What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
170. Why do @AmerMedicalAssn Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
172. Hey @Yoda_Bot! Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?… Because he’s always a little short. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
173. Hey @ducttape! How is Duct tape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side & it binds the galaxy together. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
174. Hey @Walmart! What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda https://bit.ly/3cVazhM    Yoda toys
175. Hey @wienerschnitzel! What  character sells hotdogs?… Admiral Snackbar! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   snacks
176. What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   golf
177. How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
179. Hey @generalelectric! How many Sith Lords does it take to change a light bulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   SkywalkerSaga
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181. Hey @starwars @StarWarsinClass! DarthVader choked Punxsutawney Phil, saying, “I find your lack of an early Spring disturbing.” https://bit.ly/3cVazhM  GroundHogDay
185. Hey @StarWarsinClass! How do Hawaiians greet Admiral Ackbar?… Aloha Ackbar! https://bit.ly/2ZhTk5U Hawaii geology  
192. JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   June1st
193. MaytheFourthBeWithYou……because tomorrow is RevengeoftheFifth! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM  
195. Hey @Adobe! What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi https://bit.ly/3cVazhM ForceAwakens   SkywalkerSaga
196. How did DarthVader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?… He felt his presents! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM ForceAwakens   SkywalkerSaga
200. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you!
201. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?… Wookieleaks! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   Day
203. Where did Luke get his bionic hand?… At the second-hand store. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
204. Where do Gungans store their fruit preserves?… Jar-Jars! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   farming
205. Hey @isDARTHVADER! What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”? An Imperial Officer laughing at DarthVader. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM  SkywalkerSaga 
206. Hey @plimoth! How does Darth Vader enjoy his Thanksgiving turkey?… On the dark side! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   Day
207. Which Star Wars hero works part-time in a café?… Luke Dishwasher! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM  SkywalkerSaga 
208. Hey @BonJovi! Which Jedi became a rock star?… Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   BonJovi
209. What do you call an invisible droid?… C-through-PO. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   Day
211. What’s Boba Fett’s favourite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
212. Hey @Starbucks @DunkinDonuts What’s fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM  Day
213. Hey @r2d2central! What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM SkywalkerSaga  tlap
214. Hey @NEAToday! What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?… Do well, you will do! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
215. Why was the droid angry?… Because people kept pushing its buttons. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
216. What do you need to reroute droids?… R2-Detour. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
217. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?… A Hand Solo. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
218. What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?… “Never sell me the cods!” https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
219. Who tries to be a Jedi?… Obi-Wannabe! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
220. Hey @HRBlock! How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?… They always single file, to hide their numbers. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
221. What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?… A wattomobile. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
223. What do you call Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie and the rest of The Rebellion at the beginning of a rugby match?… Rebel scrum! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM  
225. Hey @Disney! As a Disney character what song would DarthVader sing?… “When You Wish Upon A Death Star.” https://bit.ly/3cVazhM  
227. What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.” https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
228. How did DarthVader cheat at poker?… He kept altering the deal! https://bit.ly/3cVazhM   
229. Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats?… No, but I heard they are a little Chewy. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM  
231. Dear Jedi, Tois Frithe 13th, there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. 
235. Hey @MonopolyMM! What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?… Game of Clones    
236. Hey @GameOfThrones What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones     GameofThrones
238. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies    
239. FF @mallofamerica Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul, of course.  Day
240. What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.    
243. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!    
244. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”    
247. Top 10 Quotes for Teachers: Translated By Yoda | SkywalkerSagahttp://mytowntutors.com/2014/04/top-10-quotes-for-teachers-translated-by-yoda/
248. What do you call the website @Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks    @wikileaks
250. Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?… He needed a bank clone! (Loan) @BankofAmerica  @yoda 
251. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.  ForceAwakens  @CitizensBank 
253. What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?… The Ackbar.  ForceAwakens  TheForceAwakens
255. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt  ForceAwakens  @pizzahut TheForceAwakens
256. What’s the difference between an ATAT & a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker & the other is a walking Imperial. 
257. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!  ForceAwakens 
259. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. https://bit.ly/3cVazhM    TheLastJedi
262. Top 87  Jokes for moms dads kids! http://www.mytowntutors.com/2015/10/star-wars-jokes-top-star-wars-jokes-for-kids/
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266. Top 10 Top 75
267. Top 50 
269. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast!
270. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Padme… Padme who?… Padme down if you have to, but let me in!
271. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Art… Art who?… R2-D2!
272. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… Obi-Wan minute … just let me fix the doorknob.
273. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Yoda… Yoda who?… Yoda leh ee-hoooo!
274. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Ewok who?… Ewoked the door! Wet me in!
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276. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Vader… Vader who?… Vader minute while I choke this guy.
277. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… You’re the Obi-Wan for me!
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285. The crew of the Millennium Falcon will be making all of the rebels’ costumes… From now on. They’ll be 100% han’ made.
286. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
287. What’s a Rebel’s favorite TV talent show?…  X-wing Factor. 
289. Who do Clones visit when they’re sick?… Well it’s Anadin Skywalker if they have a headache …… and Commander Codeine if it’s a tickly cough. 
291. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?… Because they always end up in a Tie. 
292. How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a lightbulb?… Lots …. because many Hans makes light work.
293. Does R2D2 have any brothers?… No. Only transisters.
294. What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs! 
295. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.   ForceAwakens
296. How do you get down from a bantha?… You don’t. You get down from a goose.
297. Why did Yoda visit Barclays yesterday?… He was after a bank clone. (bank loan)
298. What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?… An ele-Vader.
299. What would you call Padme if she was a dog?… Petme Imadoggie.
300. What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?… Mango Fett!
301. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.   ForceAwakens TheForceAwakens
302. Hey @MonopolyMM! What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?… Game of Clones   TheForceAwakens
303. Hey @GameOfThrones What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones  ForceAwakens GameofThrones
304. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies  ForceAwakens  TheForceAwakens
305. FF @mallofamerica Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul, of course.  TheForceAwakens
306. What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.  ForceAwakens  TheForceAwakens
307. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!  ForceAwakens 
308. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”  ForceAwakens  TheForceAwakens
309. Hey @ToysRUs @Walmart! What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda  ForceAwakens  The ForceAwakens
310. Top 10 Quotes for Teachers: Translated By Yoda | SkywalkerSagahttp://mytowntutors.com/2014/04/top-10-quotes-for-teachers-translated-by-yoda/
311. What do you call the website @Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks    @wikileaks
312. Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?… He needed a bank clone! (Loan) @BankofAmerica  @yoda 
313. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.  ForceAwakens  @CitizensBank 
314. What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?… The Ackbar.  ForceAwakens  TheForceAwakens
315. What’s the difference between an ATAT & a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker & the other is a walking Imperial. 
316. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!  ForceAwakens 
317. Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?… To get to the other side.  SkywalkerSaga
318. How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?… 2, but I don’t know how they got in it.  ForceAwakens 
319. What do you call it when only one  character gives you a round of applause?…. A Hand Solo!  ForceAwakens 
320. What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett  ForceAwakens 
321. Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up & down?… He stepped on Ant-hillies.  ForceAwakens 
322. What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?… A bow TIE.   ForceAwakens  TheForceAwakens
323. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter  ForceAwakens  @99restaurants ForceAwakens
324. What do you call a female Mandalorian?… Womandalorian.  SkywalkerSaga moms
325. What do you call a fight between film actors?… ! @AmericanFilm  SkywalkerSaga
326. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee.  SkywalkerSaga
327. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots.  SkywalkerSaga
328. Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?… Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.  SkywalkerSaga
329. How would a fat Rogue get into his X-wing?…  He’d Wedge himself in.  SkywalkerSaga
330. What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?… Do well, you will do!  SkywalkerSaga
331. What do you call two suns fighting each other?…  SkywalkerSaga
332. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?… So it doesn’t Hang Solow!   @CHAZDEAN 
333. How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?… Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
334. Why does Leia wear buns on her head?… In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
335. How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?… None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.
336. Why is Han Solo a loner?… Because he’s solo.
337. Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?… Obi Wan Baloney.
338. What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?… A Sithy.
339. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
340. What side of an Ewok has the most hair?… The outside.
341. What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?… The appetizer.
342. What do Whipids say when they kiss?… Ouch.
343. Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?… To get to the other dementia.
344. Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?… Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
345. Why did Yoda cross the road?… Because the chickens Forced him to.
346. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?… With a woo-key
347. Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?… In a Jar-Jar.
348. Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?… Because they were too BOOT-iful!
349. Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?… Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
350. The best part of any person is always their Dark Side.
351. Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?… The ship might crack up.
352. What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?… It gets wet.
353. Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?… So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”
354. What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?… Time to get a new chronometer.
355. What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars!
356. What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?… Baby Jawas.
357. Why do vornksrs stop slowly?… They’re afraid of whiplash.
358. What do you call a Jedi who loves tacos?… Obi-Juan Kenobi 
359. What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?.. Han So-high 
360. What do you call a Mexican jedi?… Obi-Juan Kenobi
361. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? I Yam your father! http://www.mytowntutors.com/luke-skywalker-jokes/ Disney TheRiseOfSkywalker
362. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. http://www.mytowntutors.com/luke-skywalker-jokes/ Disney TheRiseOfSkywalker
363. Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. http://www.mytowntutors.com/luke-skywalker-jokes/ Disney TheRiseOfSkywalker
364. Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?… He always has the forks with him. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
365. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hut  ForceAwakens  @pizzahut TheForceAwakens
366. Star Warts!