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  1. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Cup Final knock knock jokes.
  2. Spain is looking for a nice clean final… Argentina a real Messi one.
  3. The World Cup has been real Messi since, June 16, 2006… We will miss Lionel Messi.
  4. Pirate Jokes: Who are pirates cheering for in the 2026 World Cup Final?… Ahrr-gentina.
  5. Argentina defeated England 2 – 1… Looks like it is going to be ANOTHER Messi World Cup Final.
  6. Music Jokes: “It’s like the Eras Tour but for Messi”
  7. Cemetery Jokes: A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there’s an extra seat in between himself and the next guy. The man says, “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?” The guy replies, “Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.” The man says back, “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?” The guy says, “No. They’re all at the funeral.”
  8. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes & Tea Jokes: England lost in the semifinals of the 2026 World Cup to Argentina… wouldn’t it be great if they won on penal – tea kicks?
  9. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the top cheer for Spanish World Cup fans?… “Vamos españa.”
  10. Bastille Day Jokes: France playing in the World Cup semifinal ON BASTILLE DAY 2026… Tres Bien!… Losing to Spain… Tres mal!

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