2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes

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  1. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Cup knock knock jokes.
  2. Argentina defeated England 2 – 1… Looks like it is going to be a Messi World Cup Final.
  3. Spain is looking for a nice clean final… Argentina a real Messi one.
  4. The World Cup has been real Messi since, June 16, 2006… We will miss Lionel Messi.
  5. Pirate Jokes: Who is a pirate’s cheering for in the 2026 World Cup Final?… Ahrr-gentina.
  6. Tea Jokes: England lost in the semifinals of the 2026 World Cup to Argentina… wouldn’t it be great if they won on penal – tea kicks?
  7. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: What’s an English World Cup soccer fan’s favorite part of the semifinals?… Penal – tea kicks.
  8. Bastille Day Jokes: France playing in the World Cup semifinal ON BASTILLE DAY 2026… Tres Bien!
  9. American Revolution Jokes: It is becoming more and more obvious how important home field advantage was during the Revolutionary War.
  10. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the top cheer for French World Cup fans?… “Allez les Bleus!”
  11. With Argentina’s amazing 3-1 quarterfinal win against Switzerland… It looks like it is going to be Messi semifinals.
  12. How often does the Belgium Soccer team lose in the quarterfinals of the World Cup to Spain 2 – 1?… Once in a Blue Moon.
  13. How often does the Belgium Soccer team reach the World Cup lose in the quarterfinals?… Once in a Blue Moon.
  14. What’s an English World Cup soccer fan’s favorite part of the semifinals?… Penal – tea kicks.
  15. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the top cheer for Spanish World Cup fans?… “Vamos españa.”
  16. “All the museums and archaeological sites of Mexico will be closed and guarded until the English leave the country.”
  17. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Top 4 FIFA teams advanced to the World Cup Semifinals?… England, Spain, France, & Argentina.
  18. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Spain’s Fabián Ruiz baby celebration after scoring a goal vs. Belgium in the 2026 quarterfinals match
  19. Christmas Jokes: What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
  20. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: How often does the Belgium Soccer team reach the World Cup Round of 16?… Once in a Blue Moon.
  21. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: How often does the Belgium Soccer team reach the World Cup lose in the quarterfinals?… Once in a Blue Moon.
  22. World Cup Pun: I’m having a ball this World Cup.
  23. Blue Moon Beer… the unofficial sponsor of the Belgium World Cup Soccer Team.
  24. American Revolution Jokes: England has historically struggled in Boston.
  25. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Team USA fan’s sign “Why not U.S.?”… Ask Belgium.
  26. Who are the pirates favorite team at the world cup?… Ahrr-gentina.
  27. Music Jokes: “It’s like the Eras Tour but for Messi”
  28. Boston Jokes: When people saw a Scotland Soccer fan peeing in Boston… WICKED PISSAH.
  29. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: No Way!!!… Norway advanced to the Quarterfinals for the 1st time in history on July 5, 2026, defeating Brazil 2-1.
  30. 4th of July Jokes: With America’s 250th Anniversary, was there any doubt the US Soccer team would still be playing after the 4th of July?
  31. Boston Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Scotland’s Tartan Army took over Fenway Park during the World Cup?
  32. How is Lionel Messi like a magician?… They both do hat tricks.
  33. Biology Jokes: World Cup Soccer is the only sport that’s not a game of inches… It’s a game of feet.
  34. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Kylian Mbappé holds the World Cup record for the most goals scored in knockout round matches (10).
  35. I tell 2026 World Cup soccer jokes… just for kicks.
  36. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe all three host countries were eliminated in Round of 16. (Morocco 3 Canada 0, Belgium 4 United States 1, England 3 México 2)
  37. Morocco Mole… The unofficial mascot of the Morocco World Cup Soccer team.
  38. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: If France scores 3 goals in the World Cup quarterfinals… Tres Bien!
  39. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe all three host countries advanced to the Round of 16. (Canada 1 South Africa 0, United States 2 Bosnia-Herzegovina 0, México 2  Ecuador 0)
  40. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad Netherlands won Group F in Pool play?
  41. No Way!!!… Norway advanced to the Quarterfinals for the 1st time in history on July 5, 2026, defeating Brazil 2-1.
  42. Canada Day Jokes: July 1st, 2026: What a Canada Day!! Canada is hosting the World Cup AND has advanced to the Round of 16!!!.
  43. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the site of the Round of 16 USA Soccer Team game vs. Belgium?… Seattle Stadium.
  44. When Team USA won the Round of 16 match vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina in the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
  45. When Scotland comes to a World Cup Host City… they bring PLAID tidings.
  46. No Way!!!… Norway won it’s 1st knockout round game on June 30, 2026, securing its first-ever World Cup knockout stage victory by defeating Ivory Coast 2-1.
  47. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the site where the USA Soccer Team defeated Bosnia and Herzegovina in the 2026 World Cup Round of 16?… SANTA CLARA, Calif, Levi’s Stadium.
  48. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad Netherlands advanced to the Knockout Stage?
  49. Boston Jokes: Can you believe the Norwegian team, with it’s Viking Row played at Boston Stadium… In FoxboROW?
  50. What do you call an American in the World Cup Final… Ref.
  51. Dog Jokes: The best dog breed for World Cup soccer is the goal-den retriever. 
  52. World Cup Soccer Jokes: June 11th – World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the start of the 2026 World Cup?… June 11th, 2026.
  53. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Didier Deschamps Becomes Head Coach with Most Wins in FIFA World Cup History. With the 3-0 victory against Sweden, Deschamps notched his 17th World Cup tournament victory as manager June 26, 2026 with 17 wins.
  54. When Team USA qualified for the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
  55. When Team USA won Pool D in the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
  56. When Team USA won the Round of 16 match vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina in the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
  57. When Team USA qualified for the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
  58. When Team USA won Pool D in the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
  59. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the World Cup record of Cristiano Ronaldo?… Cristiano Ronaldo holds the all-time record as the first and only player to score in six different men’s FIFA World Cup tournaments (2006, 2010, 2014, 2018, 2022, and 2026).
  60. World Cup 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Canada had its 1st Ever World Cup Win 6 – 0 vs. Qatar in 2026?
  61. World Cup 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Canada’s 1st Ever World Cup Win 6 – 0 vs. Qatar in 2026 was IN Canada.
  62. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 Canadian World Cup host cities?… Vancouver, British Columbia, Toronto, Ontario.
  63. Most of the world is hoping for a clean World Cup Soccer final, except Argentina… They would like a Messi one.
  64. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the player who has participated in the most World Cups?… Lionel Messi holds the record for participating in the most men’s FIFA World Cups. He became the first male player to appear in six different World Cup tournaments.
  65. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 American World Cup host cities?… Atlanta, GA – Atlanta Stadium (Mercedes-Benz Stadium), Boston, MA – Boston Stadium (Gillette Stadium in Foxborough), Dallas, TX – Dallas Stadium (AT&T Stadium in Arlington), Houston, TX – Houston Stadium (NRG Stadium), Kansas City, MO – Kansas City Stadium (Arrowhead Stadium), Los Angeles, CA – Los Angeles Stadium (SoFi Stadium in Inglewood), Miami, FL – Miami Stadium (Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens), New York / New Jersey – New York New Jersey Stadium (MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ), Philadelphia, PA – Philadelphia Stadium (Lincoln Financial Field), San Francisco Bay Area – San Francisco Bay Area Stadium (Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara), Seattle, WA – Seattle Stadium (Lumen Field)
  66. After his team was eliminated from the World Cup, The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil. According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.
  67. Marriage Jokes: I have a wedding at the same time of my World Cup match, can anyone take my place?… The place is St. Parish Church and the Bride’s name is Paula.
  68. World Geography Jokes: Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups… They’re probably Ghana do it again.
  69. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 Mexican World Cup host cities?… Guadalajara – Estadio Guadalajara (Estadio Akron), Mexico City – Estadio Azteca, Monterrey – Estadio Monterrey (Estadio BBVA).
  70. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 Mexican Wolrd Cup Stadiums?… Guadalajara – Estadio Guadalajara (Estadio Akron), Mexico City – Estadio Azteca, Monterrey – Estadio Monterrey (Estadio BBVA).
  71. How is Lionel Messi like Wayne Gretsky?… They both score hat tricks.
  72. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Scotland’s Joe McGinn’s goal celebration.
  73. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who? Orange you glad Netherlands qualified for the 2026 World Cup?
  74. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the host countries for 2026 World Cup?… Canada, Mexico, and the United States.
  75. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the dates of the 2026 World Cup?… Canada, Mexico, and the United States.
  76. What do the English do immediately after winning the FIFA World Cup?… Turn off the Playstation.
  77. We hoped for a good clean World Cup Final… But instead we got a Messi one.
  78. Did you know the Origami world cup is on TV…. It’s only available on pay per view though.
  79. World Cup 2022 I was really surprised to see Canada qualify for the world cup this year, but it’s Trudeau…
  80. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 American World Cup Stadiums?… Atlanta, GA – Atlanta Stadium (Mercedes-Benz Stadium), Boston, MA – Boston Stadium (Gillette Stadium in Foxborough), Dallas, TX – Dallas Stadium (AT&T Stadium in Arlington), Houston, TX – Houston Stadium (NRG Stadium), Kansas City, MO – Kansas City Stadium (Arrowhead Stadium), Los Angeles, CA – Los Angeles Stadium (SoFi Stadium in Inglewood), Miami, FL – Miami Stadium (Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens), New York / New Jersey – New York New Jersey Stadium (MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ), Philadelphia, PA – Philadelphia Stadium (Lincoln Financial Field), San Francisco Bay Area – San Francisco Bay Area Stadium (Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara), Seattle, WA – Seattle Stadium (Lumen Field)
  81. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Atlanta Stadium?… Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
  82. What is an artist’s favorite part about the World Cup?… The draws.
  83. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Boston Stadium?… Gillette Stadium in Foxborough.
  84. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Dallas Stadium?… AT&T Stadium in Arlington.
  85. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Houston Stadium?… NRG Stadium
  86. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Kansas City Stadium?… Arrowhead Stadium.
  87. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Los Angeles Stadium?… SoFi Stadium in Inglewood.
  88. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Miami Stadium?… Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens.
  89. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup New York / New Jersey Stadium?… MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ
  90. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Philadelphia Stadium?… Lincoln Financial Field.
  91. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup San Francisco Bay Area Stadium?… Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara.
  92. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Seattle Stadium?… Lumen Field.
  93. Art Jokes: What is an art teacher’s favorite part about the World Cup?… The draws.

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