Artemis Jokes

by | Apr 11, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Artemis II jokes.
  2. What did Artemis II crew say when no one laughed at their moon jokes?… “I guess you had to be there.”
  3. Music Jokes: Weird… during the radio silence of the Artemis II some stations played Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of the Moon.”
  4. Artemis III Jokes: I would HATE to be the crew or Artemis III… Artemis II is such a tough act to follow!
  5. Did you hear Nutella sales went out of this world after being seen on the Artemis II?
  6. Music Jokes: What is the unofficial song of the Artemis II Mission?… The Whole of the Moon by The Waterboys.
  7. Jimmy Buffett Jokes: #1 Moon tourism song (by Jimmy Buffett)?… Come to the Moon.
  8. The crew of the Artemis II had a candy bar snack on the dark side of the moon… It was a Milky Way DARK?
  9. I wonder how NASA felt after Artemis II’s success?… I bet they were over the moon.
  10. The most requested song during the days of the Artemis II mission… Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of the Moon.”
  11. The #1 candy bar on the Artemis II?… A Milky Way.
  12. NASA got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
  13. The most requested album during the days of the Artemis II mission… Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of the Moon.”
  14. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon.
  15. Starbucks… the unofficial coffee of the Artemis II crew.
  16. The Space Plumber: Astronaut Christina Koch jokingly called herself the “space plumber” and hailed it as the “most important piece of equipment on board.”
  17. Why did the Artemis II crew bring heavy metal music on their voyage?… They wanted to make the moon rock.
  18. What did the crew of the Artemis II once safe on earth?… A Moonshot to celebrate.
  19. My kid is obsessed with the moon and Artemis II… I’m hoping it’s just a phase.
  20. Social media users joked that the Artemis II crew was eating better than 99% of the world, with menus including “Creamy spinach with nutmeg and coconut milk.”
  21. Mark Carney joked with the crew regarding Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen, bringing maple syrup into the discussion of space achievements.
  22. What did Artemis II crew say when no one laughed at their re-entry to the atmosphere joke?… “I guess you had to be there.”
  23. What did Artemis II crew say when no one laughed at their helicopter airlift joke?… “I guess you had to be there.”
  24. What did Artemis II crew say when no one laughed at their take-off jokes?… “I guess you had to be there.”
  25. Did you hear about the young bird criminal mastermind?… They call him Artemis Fowl.
  26. How do you throw an Artemis II moon landing party?… You planet!
  27. What’s a favorite bedtime story of the Artemis II crew?… “Goodnight, Earth”
  28. What do you call cashews snack for the Artemis II crew?… Astro-nuts.
  29. Why doesn’t the moon fall down to earth?… Because of the moonbeams.
  30. Why is it expensive to live on the moon?… Because the costs are out of this world.
  31. What type of money will be used on the moon?… Star bucks.
  32. Music Jokes: What Jimmy Buffet songs are most popular during the Artemis II mission?… Beach House On The Moon, Come To The Moon and Everlasting Moon.
  33. Moon, why does your stomach hurt?… I’m hungry, I’m full only once a month!
  34. Why is declaring yourself the monarch of the moon a bad idea?… You’d have no air apparent.
  35. Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?… Because it’s a little meteor
  36. What does the crew of the Artemis II like to read? – A comet books!
  37. What do the moon and the dollar have in common?… They both have four quarters.
  38. The moon landing was obviously fake… Like the moon is still up there, it didn’t land anywhere.
  39. Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me.
  40. What did Artemis II crew say when no one laughed at their floating in the Pacific Ocean joke?… “I guess you had to be there.”
  41. Have you guys heard about the plans for a new restaurant on the moon?… Critics say the food will be good, but there’s no atmosphere.
  42. I’m not sure what the first church on the moon will look like… But I’m sure the mass will be the same.
  43. Use your i-moon-gination… for a civilization on the moon.
  44. Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
  45. I’m currently obsessed with the Artemis II & the moon… although I think it’s just a phase.
  46. Sky me to the moon.
  47. Those puns are lune-y.
  48. I wonder how NASA felt after Apollo 11’s success?… I bet they were over the moon.
  49. How much is the moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
  50. How do you store supplies for a colony on the moon?… In crate-rs.

Moon Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best moon jokes.
  2. Astronaut Jokes: What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes?… “I guess you had to be there.”
  3. Full Moon Jokes: When is the moon the heaviest?… When it is full.
  4. Ocean Jokes: What do you call a body of water on the moon?… Luna-sea.
  5. What do you call a bug on the moon?… A lunar-tick.
  6. Barber Jokes: Why is the moon bald?… It has no ‘air!
  7. Music Jokes: Why did the singer decide to go to the moon?… He wanted to make the moon rock.
  8. Barber Jokes: How does the moon cut its hair?… Eclipse it.
  9. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: What’s closer, Ireland or the Moon?… The Moon, obviously! You can’t see Ireland from here!
  10. Astronomy Jokes: Why don’t asteroids ever hit the moon?… Because it has no atmos-fear!
  11. Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese made on the moon?… Slice of Luna!
  12. Where did the cow after visiting the moon?… To the Milky Way.
  13. What do you call a moon that likes to body build?… A lunar swole!
  14. Why did the moon get a low score on his test?… He was just going through a phase!
  15. Where do astronauts go to fish?… Moon river.
  16. Why did Russia’s Luna-25 spacecraft crash into Moon?… There wasn’t any nursery or hospital nearby to aim at.
  17. Why did the astronaut break up with the moon?… Because it needed space!
  18. How do you throw a party on the moon?… You planet!
  19. What do you call a moon that has fled from the police?… A Luna-tic!
  20. What do you call a lycanthrope who tells jokes?… A stand-howl comedian!
  21. How do werewolves keep their fur looking nice?… With a moonicure!
  22. How do you make a Moon laugh? … Tell it a “crater” joke!
  23. What’s a Moon’s favorite bedtime story?… “Goodnight, Earth”
  24. What do you call a lunar fashion show?… A moonwalk!
  25. Why was the Moon feeling tired?… Because it had too many light years!
  26. What phase was the moon in when the astronauts landed on it?… The full moon, of course!
  27. What do you call cashews that grow on the moon?… Astro-nuts.
  28. Why doesn’t the moon fall down to earth?… Because of the moonbeams.
  29. Why is it expensive to live on the moon?… Because the costs are out of this world.
  30. What does the moon eat when it is hungry?… A satellite dish!
  31. Moon, why does your stomach hurt?… I’m hungry, I’m full only once a month!
  32. What type of money is used on the moon? – A star bucks.
  33. What does the moon say when asked why it is sad? – I’ll be better, I’m going through a phase.
  34. What to do if the moon is angry with you? – Only Apollo-gise and he will forgive you.
  35. Why is declaring yourself the monarch of the moon a bad idea? – You’d have no air apparent.
  36. Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? – Because it’s a little meteor
  37. How do we know the moon is hairless? – The moon spends half the month waxing!
  38. What do little shops become at full moon? – Werehouses
  39. What do the moon and the dollar have in common? – They both have four quarters.
  40. What does the moon like to read? – A comet  book!
  41. Why didn’t the Moon have any friends? Because it was always too a-lone.
  42. What do you call a fake Moon? A lunar-cy.
  43. Why did the astronaut put pepper on his space suit? – To keep away the astronauts!
  44. What did the alien say to the Moon when it landed on Earth? – Nice Moon-landing!
  45. How do you know when the Moon is going on vacation? – It leaves a note that says “Gone to a far side of the galaxy”.
  46. Why did the Moon go out with the Sun? – Because they had amazing cosmic chemistry!
  47. How do you keep a Moon from exploding? – With a star-tification!
  48. What does the moon do when the power goes out?  – It lights a moonlight.
  49. The moon landing was obviously fake. Like the moon is still up there, it didn’t land anywhere.
  50. Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me.
  51. Have you guys heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Early critics say the food is good, but there’s no atmosphere.
  52. I’m not sure what the first church on the moon will look like. But I’m sure the mass will be the same.
  53. Use your i-moon-gination.
  54. Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
  55. I’m currently obsessed with the Moon, although I think it’s just a phase.
  56. Sky me to the moon.
  57. Better safe than starry.
  58. Those puns are straight lune-y.
  59. Don’t trit-on me.
  60. Don’t take things so siriusly.
  61. In order to find out where the sun went, I had to stay up all night.
  62. When the full moon arrives, it’s time to howl with excitement!
  63. The full moon always brings out the lunatics.
  64. I’m in a “full moon” state of mind—totally illuminated with happiness!
  65. The full moon’s favorite type of  music? Lunar melodies!
  66. I told the full moon a joke, but it didn’t say anything—it just kept waxing and waning.
  67. I wonder how NASA felt after Apollo 11’s success? I bet they were over the moon.
  68. The full moon loves to dress up—it’s always in its full formal attire!
  69. How much is the moon worth? One dollar, because it has four quarters.
  70. I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars. So, I took her to the planetarium.
  71. How do you store supplies for a colony on the moon? In crate-rs.
  72. My kid is obsessed with the moon. I’m hoping it’s just a phase.
  73. The full moon was feeling a bit round—apparently, it was on a crescent diet.
  74. It’s just a phase.
  75. Her story was very nebula-s.
  76. The full moon really knows how to shine—no need for a spotlight in the night sky!