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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Friday the 13th jokes in the world.
- Friday the 13th, June 2025: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
- What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s #Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
- When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills!
- What sort of parties do people generally organize on Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
- What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees & a box of cheerios?… A cereal killer.
- Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth!
- Earth Day Jokes: Jason Voorhees is killing the environment… He still uses tons of plastic straws.
- What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie.
- What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?… these bad jokes.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last day of school?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last Friday of the school year?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the first day of summer?
- It’s Friday 13th… Thank my lucky stars that I’m not superstitious!
- Music Jokes: What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.”
- Pi Jokes: You’ve heard of Friday the 13th… But what about the next day? Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear
- What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean.
- December Jokes: There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas.
- There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger.
- What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettuccine Afraid-O.
- I’m going to celebrate Friday the 13th the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens.
- What’s the safest place to hide on Friday the 13th?… The living room.
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta be careful. It is Friday the 13th.
- Dear Jedi Today is Friday the 13th there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side.
- What should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Ladders, black cats and ridiculous superstitions.
- What kind of snack do you have during a scary Friday the 13th movie?…. I scream sandwich.
- What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th!
- I don’t worry about Friday the 13th…. It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
- I don’t care it is Friday the 13th… I am just happy it is finally Friday.
- According to Freddy Krueger, it’s best to visit a tailor on Friday the 13th, because they are very super-stitchious.
- Cracking a serial killer joke on Friday the 13th is ok… As long as they are properly executed.
- What did Crystal Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.
- Happy Friday the 13th everyone… May the odds be ever in your favor.
- The worst thing about Friday the 13th… is Monday the 16th.
- What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business.”
- What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite fast food restaurant?… Chi Chi Chi Chick-Fil-A.
- I want to make a Lord of the Rings heavy metal band called Nightmare on Helm’s Deep.
- What is a great for dessert for Friday the 13th?… Boo-berry pie and I-scream!
- What game is most played on Friday the 13th?… Hide and Ghost Seek.
- Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th.
- What’s the 1st thing a sorority girl does on Friday the 13th?… Nothing. She’s the first to go.
- What will you say if Jason Voorhees starts chasing you?… Please, stop Jason me.
- Keep your friends close and your garlic closer… You never know what Friday the 13th has in store.
- Friday the 13th jokes are like bad omens, unexpected, eerie, and usually followed by a nervous chuckle.
- Is it true that if you get married on Friday the 13th, you will be unhappy?… Of course. Why should that day be an exception?
- What did the ghost eat on a special Friday the 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti.
- I’m throwing a Friday the 13th hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together.
- If Friday the 13th had a theme song, it’d be just a long, creepy violin screech followed by nervous laughter.
- Who won the zombie war on Friday the 13th?…Nobody, it was dead even.
- Why don’t Americans worry about Friday the 13th?… After losing their home, inflation, losing their job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore!
- On Friday the 13th, I dreamt that a horse in armor was chasing me… It was a Knightmare.
- What does a ghost keep in its stable on Friday the 13th?… Nightmares.
- Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray.
- Fun Fact: Halloween falls on Friday the 13th this year… “Google it”
- I just had the freakiest Friday the 13th…. I made it the entire day without a single person even mentioning the date. It must have been a full moon.
- Why was the black cat having a concert on Friday the 13th?… Because she was very meow-sical.
- If at first, you don’t succeed, blame it on Friday the 13th… Bad luck makes a great excuse.
- Friday the 13th jokes aren’t unlucky, but telling one before bedtime might just invite a ghostly audience.
- As of 2021, Halloween has not fallen on Friday the 13th for the last 666 years! Probably because it’s always October 31st. Unless you’re dyslexic I guess.
- Where can you find witches on Friday the 13th?… The scary-go-round.
- How was the black cat feeling on Friday the 13th?… Purr-fectly happy.
- A set of twin witches chasing you on Friday 13th is worse than being chased by Freddy Krueger because you never know witch is which.
- What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man.
- Why don’t golfer’s play on Friday the 13th?… They are afraid of the “Bogey” man.
- What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans.
- Why could the mummy not go out on Friday the 13th?… Because he was all wound up.
- Why can’t you kill humor on Friday the 13th?… Because it’s deadpan.
- It’s Friday the 13th and there’s a serial killer at the circus… He’s so in tents.
- When the clock strikes midnight on Friday the 13th puns, my WiFi always lags… Clearly haunted.
- What kind of shoes does Jason Voorhees wear?… Crocs.
- Freddy Krueger got a job offer to clean mirrors… He took it because it’s something he can see himself doing.
- What’s way worse than Friday the 13th?… Monday the whatever.
- What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed!
- What do black cats like to have for breakfast on Friday the 13th?… Mice crispies.
- Why did the skeleton not go and see a scary movie with his friends on Friday the 13th?… He didn’t have the guts.
- Knock knock… Who is there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee, who? Normally, I won’t ask this, but witches the way to the haunted cemetery?
- Why aren’t people afraid of Friday the 13th? The lights are out, the windows are boarded up, the lawns aren’t cut… Everyday is Friday the 13th in America now.
- Friggatriskaidekaphobia is the scientific term for the fear of Friday the 13th.
- Killers eagerly look forward to which day of the month?… Fri-Die the 13th.
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice-cream, you scream, we all scream because it’s Friday Thirteenth.
- Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!” The second one said, “But we’re on the 13th floor!” The first one screamed back, “This is no time to be superstitious.”
- What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up on Friday the 13th?… Nothing, she’s dead.
- The witches’ black cat fell off the broom while flying on Friday the 13th… it was cat-astrophic.
- What’s more frightening than “Today is Friday the 13th”?… 1st of every month, when rent is due.
- Where do ghosts go for rides on Friday the 13th?… They ride in elevators; it raises their spirits!
- What’s the scariest thing to do on Friday the 13th?… Check your bank account.
- Do you know why they don’t have 13th floors on most buildings?… Apparently it’s because most buildings aren’t that tall.
- You shouldn’t be superstitious about Friday the 13th… It brings bad luck.
- I used to live in the 13th floor but have just moved up to the 14th floor… But that’s another storey.
- What Did The Black Cat Say To The Construction Worker On Friday The 13th?… “It’s fine if you avoid stepping under that ladder. I plan on crossing your path in a minute.”
- Last night I had a nightmare about earthquakes…. I woke up trembling.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Friday the 13th knock-knock joke?
- Wouldn’t it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween!
- On Friday the 13th, the black cat did all her laundry and hung them on a fe-line to dry.
- At the Friday 13th dance party, the black cat saw her rival fish and said, “I have a bone to pick with you.”
- What would make Friday the 13th even scarier?… If it were on a Monday.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Friday the 13th knock knock jokes?
- The black cat wore her favorite dress for the costume party on Friday 13th… she wore a purrr-ple gown.
- What’s the first thing a frat boy does on Friday The 13th?… Pull the knife out of his back and shoot a beer bong.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are 100 Friday the 13th jokes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are 101 Friday the 13th jokes?
- The cops arrested a black cat on Friday the 13th… they said she was a purr-patrator.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Friday the 13th?
- What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance party?…BOO jeans.
- What key opens a Haunted House?… A spooKEY!
- Killers eagerly look forward to which day of the month?… Fri-Die the 13th.
- What is a black cat’s favorite game?… Hide and shriek!
- Why was the black cat feeling grouchy on the 13th of Friday?… She was in a very bad meowd.
- Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with.
- What is the difference between a black cat and a frog?… They say a black cat has nine lives, and the frog croaks every night.
- When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck!
- While trying a new magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree. The result was a black and white cat-a-log’ue.
- What do you think a ghost keeps in its stable?… Night-mares.
- If a monster’s working week begins on a Moan Day, when does it end?… On a Fright day.
- When is it considered unlucky to see a black cat?… When you are a mouse.
- Knock knock… Who is there?… Voodoo… Voodoo who?… Voodoo you think you are and why do you ask me so many questions?
- I don’t sleep with dates on the 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, or 13th date… It’s my prime dating rule
- Why is Fright Day the 13th is a great day to be cherished?… Because no one was struck by lightning on Thor’s Day the 12th.
- “Did you know that Christmas day falls on a Friday this year?” “Oh dear!!” her friend replied, “I hope it’s not the 13th?”
- Why could the mummy not enjoy Friday the 13th?… Because he was all wound up.
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Yule… Yule who?… Yule know when you look out the door.
- To break the stigma surrounding black cats being a bad omen, the cat joined the red cross society and became a first aid kit-ten and started helping mankind.
- What’s Jason Voorhees favorite candy?… “Actually it’s Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
- What’s Jason Voorhees’s favorite dessert?… I-Scream!
- Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with.
- What’s more frightening than “Today is Friday the 13th”?… 1st of every month, when rent is due.
- What costumes do ghosts wear for a Friday the 13th dance party? BOO jeans.
- A coven of witches lost their way, so they had to take a stranger’s help. They asked him, “witch way to the Friday 13th dance party?”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are 129 Friday the 13th jokes?