101 Winter Olympics Jokes

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  1. Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics?
  2. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Do You Believe in Miracles?… USA Hockey defeated Canada in overtime to win the gold medal for on the exact SAME DATE that the 1980 team won the gold 46 years ago?
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell where the next Winter Olympics will be held?
  4. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in both Men’s and Women’s Ice Hockey IN OVERTIME?… with the SAME SCORE 2-1.
  5. Biathlon: Biathalon Jokes I don’t understand biathlon… I mean, how is it possible to have a rifle and yet finish at second place?
  6. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the year of the 1st Winter Olympics?… The first official Winter Olympic Games were held in Chamonix, France, from January 25 to February 5, 1924.
  7. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how well USA Hockey paid tribute to Gaudreau brothers at Winter Olympics.
  8. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in both Men’s and Women’s Ice Hockey IN OVERTIME?
  9. Hockey Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the 1980 USA hockey team beat the mighty Russians?
  10. Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes?
  11. Hockey Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who scored the winning goal for the 1980 USA hockey team against the Russians?… Mike Eruzione
  12. Hockey Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who played goalie for the 1980 USA hockey team against the Russians?… Jim Craig.
  13. Hockey Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who coached the 1980 USA hockey team that won the gold medal?… Herb Brooks.
  14. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Connor Hellebuyck… Played a Helluva Gold Medal Hockey game in 2026.
  15. Alpine Skiing / Alpine Skiing Jokes: Say what you want about Alpine Skiing… but the sports going downhill, FAST! 
  16. Super Bowl Jokes for Teachers: Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: A few times. Once a year at Super Bowl time. Once every four years for the Winter Olympics. And once every four years for the Summer Olympics.
  17. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Connor Hellebuyck… Made a Helluva stick save on on Canada’s Devon Toews in the 3rd period of the Gold Medal Hockey game in 2026.
  18. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in Women’s Ice Hockey IN OVERTIME?
  19. If laziness was a Winter Olympic sport… I’d come in fourth so I wouldn’t have to walk up to the podium.
  20. “I like the Winter Olympics!” The Italian said gamely. 
  21. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in both Men’s and Women’s Ice Hockey?
  22. Hockey Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who Team USA Hockey beat to win the gold medal in 1980 Winter Olympics?… The 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team (“Miracle on Ice”) defeated Finland 4-2 on February 24, 1980, to secure the gold medal in Lake Placid, New York.
  23. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Winning an Olympic Men’s Hockey Gold Medal on American soil… as Meatloaf sang… two out of three ain’t bad.
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe only two teams have played in the Women’s Hockey Gold Medal game?… Canada and USA.
  25. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the father-in-law coach and son-in-law player for the USA Men’s Hockey Gold medal team?… Coach Mike Sullivan and player Charlie McAvoy.
  26. Olympiads… Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games. 
  27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the USA has won the Gold Medal in the Winter Olympics?… The U.S. Men’s Ice Hockey team has won three Olympic gold medals in its history, achieved in 1960 in Squaw Valley and 1980 in Lake Placid (the “Miracle on Ice”), 2026 XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina.
  28. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Brazil was the 1st South American country to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics (2026)?
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me which country has won the most Men’s Hockey Gold Medals?… Canada (9).
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Nancy Kerrigan’s incredible performance after being attacked a few weeks earlier?
  31. Groundhog Day Jokes: What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. 
  32. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: What amazing rapper carried the Olympic Torch through the streets of Milan?… Snoop Dogg.
  33. Bobsled Jokes: What’s a skeleton racer’s favorite band?… The Grateful Dead.
  34. Book Jokes: A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled. 
  35. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when the XXV Winter Olympics are being held?… February 6 to February 22, 2026.
  36. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are two sets of brothers on the 2026 Gold Medal USA Men’s Hockey team?… At the 2026 Winter Olympics, two sets of brothers—Jack and Quinn Hughes and Brady and Matthew Tkachuk—helped lead the USA men’s hockey team to a gold medal.
  37. Olympic Book Never Written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify. 
  38. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Do You Believe in Miracles?… USA Hockey defeated Canada in overtime to win the gold medal for the 1st time in 46 years.
  39. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Do You Believe in Miracles?… USA Hockey defeated Canada in overtime to win the gold medal for the 1st time on foreign soil!
  40. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Jack Hughes scored the golden goal in overtime for USA Hockey to defeat Canada to defeat in the XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina.
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell when the next Winter Olympics will be held?
  42. Charlie Brown Jokes: Why did Charlie Brown like luge so much?… They always said he was a blockhead!
  43. Police Jokes: Why did the robbers go to the Winter Olympics?… They heard about all the banks in the luge competition.
  44. Ice Hockey: Hockey Jokes What does an Olympic hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
  45. Cross Country Skiing Jokes Did you hear Dolly Parton was angry she had to compete in the Olympics?… She was a cross country skier.
  46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Tonya Harding’s story?
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when the Women’s Ice Hockey was 1st introduced to the Olympics?… Women’s Ice Hockey made its official debut at the 1998 Winter Olympics in Nagano, Japan. The United States won the first-ever gold medal by defeating Canada 3-1 in the final on February 17, 1998. Finland took home the bronze medal, with six.
  48. Snowboarding Jokes: Why can’t Shaun White listen to vinyl at the Olympics?… He already broke all the records. 
  49. A book never written: “How to Win at the Winter Olympics” by Vick Tori. 
  50. Luge Jokes: Fourth place in the Olympic luge… You win some, you luge some. 
  51. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the South American country that was the 1st to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics?… Brazil.
  52. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who has the most goals and points for Team USA Women’s Hockey?… Hilary Knight holds the record for the most goals (15) and points (33) in U.S. Olympic women’s hockey history.
  53. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Alysa Liu Wins U.S. First Women’s Olympic Skating Gold Since 2002.
  54. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Mikaela Shiffrin dropped TWO F-bombs in an interview on the Today Show?
  55. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me which Team USA Women’s Hockey player scored the game-winning goal in overtime to defeat Canada for the Gold Medal?… Megan Keller scored the game-winning “golden goal” 4:07 into overtime to lead Team USA to a 2-1 victory over Canada in the Women’s Hockey Gold Medal game at the 2026 Milano Cortina Winter Olympics.
  56. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me which Team USA Women’s Hockey player scored the goal late in the 3rd period to force overtime with Canada in the Gold Medal Game?… Hilary Knight scored the goal to force overtime for Team USA against Canada in the 2026 Winter Olympics women’s hockey gold medal game, netting the equalizer with roughly two minutes remaining in regulation.
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Sidney Crosby Ruled Out for Team Canada’s Olympic Semifinal Against Finland Due to Injury?… Connor McDavid Named Captain.
  58. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA and Team Canada advanced to the semi-finals after OVERTIME victories?
  59. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics in Milano Cortina?
  60. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the horrible accidents of Lindsey Vonn in the 2026 Winter Olympics?
  61. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how many times Canada and the USA have meet in the Women’s Hockey Gold Medal game?… Canada and the United States have faced each other in the women’s Olympic hockey gold medal game seven times (1998, 2002, 2010, 2014, 2018, 2022, and 2026). Canada won four of these matchups (2002, 2010, 2014, 2022), while the U.S. won in 1998 and 2018.
  62. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how bad Tonya Harding skated in the 1994 Olympics?
  63. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Brazil athlete who was the 1st South American to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics?… Yes, Lucas Pinheiro Braathen made history for Brazil on February 14, 2026, by winning the gold medal in the men’s giant slalom at the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics. This victory marks the first-ever medal of any color for a South American nation in the history of the Winter Games.
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA won the Silver Medal in curling at XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina?
  65. Luge Jokes: Music Jokes: What was the luge racers favorite band?… New Kids on the Block!
  66. Bobsled Jokes: I’m a huge fan of Skeleton Bob… I liked Living Bob too. 
  67. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Matt Boldy took a chance to make a play and scored the 1st USA goal in the 2026 Gold Medal game agains Canada!
  68. Matt BOLDY SCORES ON USA’S FIRST SHOT ON GOAL in the Gold Medal game against Canada.
  69. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: Biathlon is like life: ski fast, shoot straight, and try not to fall.
  70. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell which country won the most medals at XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina?
  71. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell which country won the most gold medals at XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina?
  72. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: My biathlon coach told me to ski responsibly… I told him I’d take a shot at it.
  73. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me where the XXV Winter Olympics are being held?… Milano Cortina.
  74. Summer Olympics Jokes: What happens when you don’t make the Summer Olympics?… You luge.
  75. The Olympic skiing started really well… but it was all downhill from there. 
  76. What did the luge rider’s toddler do while he trained?… Played with blocks.
  77. Pirate Jokes: Why did the pirate want to see the luge race?… He heard there would be lots of Booties there.
  78. Hockey Jokes: My favorite Winter Olympic event is the one where two opposing teams go on the ice, pass the puck to each other, pay each other compliments, and make everyone involved feel really good about themselves… Nice hockey. 
  79. Snowboarding Jokes: It turns out when the Russians said “dope” they weren’t just pretending to be cool in front of the snowboarders. 
  80. Curling Jokes: Olympic curling seems like the kind of game… Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.
  81. Hockey Jokes: It was unfortunate the ice hockey competition had to stop because of a lack of equipment… They were all out of puck. 
  82. Snowboarding Jokes: My friend has bought three snowboards and now he can’t stop… He’s on a very slippery slope. 
  83. Why was it so easy for the luge racer to stay out of trouble?… She always stayed in line.
  84. What do you call luge racers in Super Mario Bros.?… Luigi-ers
  85. What was the lugers favorite part of their cupcake?… The icing!
  86. Snowman Jokes: What do snowmen win at the Olympics?… Cold medals.
  87. Why did the skier bring string to the race?… To tie the knot.
  88. Snowman Jokes: How did the snowman know he won?… He felt a chill of victory.
  89. What’s the best way to win a sled race?… Go downhill fast.
  90. Curling Jokes: Why are curlers good at cleaning?… They love to sweep.
  91. Curling Jokes: What’s a curling stone’s favorite TV show?… “Breaking Bad.”
  92. Luge Jokes: Why did the luger stop eating?… He wanted to be faster.
  93. Luge Jokes: Where did the luge racer take his girlfriend?… The snow ball.
  94. Luge Jokes: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the luge team?… They needed a little team spirit.
  95. Luge Jokes: Why did the twins say they wanted to be lugers when they grew up?… They heard they had a double competition.
  96. If laziness was a Winter Olympic sport, I would not have have signed up for it… Too much hassle.
  97. Dad Jokes: Why did the luge racers son become so good at it?… He was a chip off the old block.
  98. Luge Jokes: Which luge team has the coolest helmets?… The one with the most fans.
  99. Luge Jokes: Why was Cinderella so bad at the luge?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  100. Luge Jokes: Where do luge athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey
  101. Alpine Skiing Jokes: Did you hear about the powerful journalist competing in the freestyle skiing?… She was a media mogul. o Cortina?leaning?… They love to sweep.