101 Super Bowl Jokes

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1. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl jokes.
2. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?… Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy Who?… Teddy February 8th, 2026 is Super Bowl LX.
3. Illinois Jokes: Super Bowl XX: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
4. Super Bowl LI: New England Jokes: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!
5. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: Want to know why I always wear my Seahawks Jersey when I take a test?… It’s so I’ll pass, even when I shouldn’t!
6. Super Bowl Jokes for Teachers: Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: A few times. Once a year at Super Bowl time. Once every four years for the Winter Olympics. And once every four years for the Summer Olympics.
7. Super Bowl LV Florida Jokes & New England Jokes: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
8. Retirement Jokes: Tom Brady just announced that he was retiring from football for good. That’s a relief… because if he was retiring for evil, then evil would probably win.
9. Super Bowl XLIX: Who made the play the broke Seattle’s hearts in Super Bowl XLIX… The Butler did it!
10. Super Bowl XX: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the Chicago Bears Super Bowl Song that was a big hit in 1985?… The Super Bowl Shuffle.
11. Super Bowl XXIV: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the biggest margin of victory in a Super Bowl?… The biggest margin of victory in a Super Bowl is 45 points, set by the San Francisco 49ers in a 55-10 victory over the Denver Broncos in Super Bowl XXIV on January 28, 1990. This remains the most lopsided scoreline in NFL championship history, with quarterback Joe Montana winning MVP.
12. Top 10 Super Bowl Ads: What is the #1 Pizza for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
13. Super Bowl LII: When it comes to trick plays, you have to hand it to Tom Brady… Literally. He can’t catch.
14. Super Bowl LIX Jokes: What company owns the rights to Super Bowl 59?… NetfLIX.
15. Cemetery Jokes: A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else? “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
16. New England Patriots Jokes: 3/28 Day: #328Day, the New England holiday celebrating the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history. The Patriots erased 28-3 deficit to beat the Atlanta Falcons 34 – 28 in overtime.
17. New England Jokes: Patriots fans are being charged more money for Super Bowl tickets… It’s because of inflation.
18. Ice Cream Jokes: What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundaes.
19. Middle School Jokes: Middle School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time.
20. Super Bowl LV & Super Bowl LVI: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the two times the Super Bowl was played in a home stadium?… The Super Bowl was played in a team’s home stadium in back-to-back years for the first time in NFL history during the 2020 and 2021 seasons. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers played at home (Raymond James Stadium) in Super Bowl LV (2020 season), followed by the Los Angeles Rams at home (SoFi Stadium) in Super Bowl LVI (2021 season).
21. Cow Jokes: Where do Super Bowl quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture.
22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe list the NFL teams who have yet to play in Super Bowl?… Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, Houston Texans, and Jacksonville Jaguars.
23. For a second consecutive year a team competing in the Super Bowl has home field advantage. To ensure this doesn’t happen again, all subsequent Super Bowls will be held in Dallas, Texas.
24. The Atlanta Falcons just came out and said they won the Super Bowl until the illegal second half was played.
25. Super Bowl LIV: Is the Super Bowl on tape delay?… No, it’s LIV.
26. American Revolution Jokes: Super Bowl LII I’m relieved the Patriots lost… No patriot I know would ever beat an eagle.
27. What was Elvis’s favorite Super Bowl snack?… The jailhouse guac!
28. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: I stopped at a restaurant for dinner. The waitress asked me if I would like a salad, and I said, “I’ll pass, even though I know I shouldn’t.” And she said, “Seahawks fan, huh?”
29. Super Bowl LII: Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?… They’re very talonted.
30. Super Bowl XLV: “I told him, we are not discussing changing our city’s name until he brings home that Lombardi Trophy. So Tom and I will have that discussion in due time. Yes, we will talk about that, changing ‘Tampa,’ since we are becoming a title town, to ‘Tompa Bay.’ We’ll have those discussions.” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor
31. Super Bowl LIX: New England Jokes: Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …However, Carroll said “No thanks! I’ll pass.”
32. Super Bowl LIV: Math Jokes: Super Bowl LIV was on 02/02/2020 so if you’re into palindromes… I guess that was your Super Bowl or something!
33. Colorado Jokes: Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?… Because it’s hard to catch a white Bronco in California.
34. My Super Bowl game plan?… Eat, cheer, nap, repeat.
35. Super Bowl LIII New England Jokes: Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0!
36. Super Bowl XLVII: Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelce?
37. Kansas Jokes: Super Bowl LVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about them Chiefs? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
38. Super Bowl LVIII: Nevada Jokes: What is the most popular offensive football position for the Vegas Super Bowl?… the slot receiver.
39. Super Bowl LIX: Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Washington Jokes: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.”
40. Super Bowl LIII: I guess the Rams ended the Super Bowl the way they ended the season… 13-3.
41. Music Jokes: I just don’t understand why everyone is making such a big deal about Eminem kneeling at the Super Bowl… He literally said his knees were weak like 2 minutes earlier…
42. New England Jokes: Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North.
43. Police Jokes: What Super Bowl play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
44. Dog Jokes: Why didn’t the dog want to play in the Super Bowl?… He was a boxer.
45. Why did the radiologist go streaking at the Super Bowl?… He was trying to get the best exposure!
46. Super Bowl LI: This was the most Superbowlly Super Bowl ever… Super Bowl LI.
47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the player who has the most career points in the Super Bowl?… Harrison Butker: 37 points (4 games)
48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the location of this year’s Super Bowl?
49. Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?… So they can hear someone say “no missed calls.”
50. Dad Jokes: What do you call a Super Bowl lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker.
51. Math Jokes: We will never see Super Bowl LIVE… E is not a Roman Numeral.
52. Kansas Jokes: I was watching the Super Bowl at my friend’s house when my real estate agent called me… Told me some of my property had burned down. In both cases, Mahomes’ on fire.
53. New England Jokes: Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback.… He’s a quarterback.
54. Super Bowl LVIII: Archery Jokes: Who did the archers bet on in Super Bowl LVIII?… The Kansas City Chiefs. Their home field is Arrowhead Stadium.
55. Super Bowl XLVIII: Music Jokes: Can someone Usher me to the stage for the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
56. College Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: Since I have a lot of exams next week… I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I’m sure to pass even if I shouldn’t.
57. Indiana Jokes: What does COLTS stand for?… Count. On. Losing. The Super Bowl.
58. Super Bowl LVII: Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande.
59. Music Jokes: What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Super Bowl Halftime Show?… “Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.”
60. Super Bowl Episode 50: Peyton Strikes Back.
61. What kind of pastry do defensive backs eat before playing the big game?… Turnovers!
62. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: What do the Patriots and Measles have in common?… They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something.
63. Iowa Jokes: Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa little money to my bookie. I lost a Super Bowl bet.
64. Super Bowl XLV: Should Tampa Bay be called Champ a Bay?
65. Iowa Jokes: Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa a lot money to my credit card. I just went to the Super Bowl.
66. Nevada Jokes: Where’s the best place to watch the Raiders in the Super bowl?… The History Channel.
67. Top 10 Super Bowl Ads: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
68. Super Bowl XLVII: Music Jokes: What does Rihanna say when she doesn’t approve of Super Bowl commercials?… “Oh nah nah!”
69. Super Bowl XLVIII: Did you hear about how Mahomes almost got tackled during the last play of the Super Bowl?… Thankfully, he was saved by the Bell!
70. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ref… Ref who?… Ref-resh your snacks, the game’s back on!
71. I’m only here for the Puppy Bowl and the snack budget.
72. Groundhog Day Jokes: What do you call a groundhog that plays in the Super Bowl?… A ball hog. 
73. Super Bowl: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can win the Super Bowl.
74. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of this year’s Super Bowl?
75. What’s the difference between O. J. Simpson and the losing Super Bowl team?… O. J. Simpson had a defense.
76. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the oldest person to coach in the Super Bowl?… Marv Levy 68 years, 180 days (Super Bowl XXVIII)
77. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name oldest coach to win Super Bowl?… Bruce Arians 68 years, 127 days (Super Bowl LV)
78. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the youngest person to coach in the Super Bowl?…
79. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name youngestcoach to win Super Bowl?…
80. “That’s a bad call!” – me, with zero knowledge.
81. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name youngest coach to in a Super Bowl?… Sean McVay (36 years and 20 days old) in Super Bowl LVI.
82. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the youngest person to coach in the Super Bowl?… Sean McVay (33 years old) in Super Bowl LIII.
83. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name youngest coach to win Super Bowl?… Sean McVay (36 years and 20 days old) in Super Bowl LVI.
84. Pizza Jokes: “Let’s remember the real heroes at the Super Bowl… the pizza deliver guys.” Rainn Wilson
85. Music Jokes: What do The Beatles and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?… Neither performed at the Super Bowl.
86. Music Jokes: What do you call a 49’s fan holding a bottle of champagne after Super Bowl XLVII… A waiter.
87. Ground Hog Day Jokes: What is Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s favorite holiday?… Ground Hog Day!
88. Super Bowl XLVIII: Which 49ers player always gets the most dates?… Brock, he’s real Purdy!
89. Super Bowl XLVIII: Which 49ers player does Travis Kelce need to worry about stealing Taylor Swift’s affections?… Definitely number 13, Brock. He is Purdy!
90. Psychology Jokes: Why do psychiatrists love Super Bowl football players?… Because they tackle their problems head-on!
91. Super Bowl XLVIII: What did Christian say when he was tackled during the Super Bowl?… McCaff REALLY hurts!
92. Wild Card Weekend: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can win a playoff game.
93. Regular Season: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can make the playoffs.
94. Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can win a divisional round playoff game.
95. Fantasy football is you thinking your team has a chance to win the Super Bowl.
96. Music Jokes: No one knows what Lady Gaga is going to do during the Super Bowl… Because you can’t read her poker face.
97. Skeleton Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Super Bowl?… Because he had no body to go with.
98. Marriage Jokes: A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super bowl. He didn’t realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding – so he can’t go. If you’re interested,.. the church is in New York City and the bride’s name is Donna.
99. How did the Seahawks feel after they lost the Super Bowl 24-6? “Deflated” “I’m just here so I don’t get fined”
100. Losing Super Bowl Coach responding to interview question: “What do you think about the execution of your team? Coach Response: “I am all in favor of it!”
101. Music Jokes: Super Bowl LVIII: What did Mahomes say when he heard who was performing the Super Bowl halftime show?… YEAH! YEAH! I used to listen to his music in the club with Mahomies!