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- Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl jokes.
- Illinois Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
- Indiana Jokes: What does COLTS stand for?… Count. On. Losing. The Super Bowl.
- Kansas Jokes: Super Bowl LVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about them Chiefs? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- Super Bowl LV Florida Jokes & New England Jokes: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
- Super Bowl LIX Jokes: What company owns the rights to Super Bowl 59?… NetfLIX.
- Super Bowl LI: New England Jokes: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!
- Super Bowl LVIII: Nevada Jokes: What is the most popular offensive football position for the Vegas Super Bowl?… the slot receiver.
- Super Bowl LIX: Washington Jokes: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.”
- Nevada Jokes: Where’s the best place to watch the Raiders in the Super bowl?… The History Channel.
- Wild Card Weekend: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can win a playoff game.
- Regular Season: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can make the playoffs.
- Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can win a divisional round playoff game.
- Super Bowl: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can win the Super Bowl game.
- Fantasy football is you thinking your team has a chance to win the Super Bowl.
- Cemetery Jokes: A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else? “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
- Pizza Jokes: “Let’s remember the real heroes at the Super Bowl… the pizza deliver guys.” Rainn Wilson
- Music Jokes: What do The Beatles and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?… Neither performed at the Super Bowl.
- Music Jokes: What do you call a 49’s fan holding a bottle of champagne after Super Bowl XLVII… A waiter.
- Super Bowl LVIII: Archery Jokes: Who are the archers betting on in Super Bowl LVIII?… the Kansas City Chiefs. Their home field is Arrowhead Stadium.
- Middle School Jokes: Middle School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time.
- Psychology Jokes: Why do psychiatrists love Super Bowl football players?… Because they tackle their problems head-on!
- Music Jokes: Super Bowl LVIII: What did Mahomes say when he heard who was performing the Super Bowl halftime show?… YEAH! YEAH! I used to listen to his music in the club with Mahomies!
- New England Jokes: Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …However, Carroll said “No thanks! I’ll pass.”
- Did you hear the jokes about the game winning Super Bowl touchdown?… It crosses the line.
- Music Jokes: I just don’t understand why everyone is making such a big deal about Eminem kneeling at the Super Bowl… He literally said his knees were weak like 2 minutes earlier…
- Lord of the Rings Jokes: I’m throwing a hobbit Super Bowl party… It’s just a little get-together.
- Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?… Because it’s hard to catch a white bronco in California.
- Iowa Jokes: Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa little money to my bookie. I lost a Super Bowl bet.
- Iowa Jokes: Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa a lot money to my credit card. I just went to the Super Bowl.
- Archery Jokes: Where is an archers favorite NFL stadium?… Arrowhead Stadium. Home of the Kansas City Chiefs.
- What kind of pastry do defensive backs eat before playing the big game?… Turnovers!
- Kansas Jokes: I was watching the Super Bowl at my friend’s house when my real estate agent called me… Told me some of my property had burned down. In both cases, Mahomes’ on fire.
- Why do football players never wear glasses at the Super Bowl?… Because it is a contact sport!
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Super Bowl LVII: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande.
- Music Jokes: What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Super Bowl Halftime Show?… “Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.”
- Math Jokes: Super Bowl LIV was on 02/02/2020 so if you’re into palindromes… I guess that was your Super Bowl or something!
- Cow Jokes: Where do for Super Bowl quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture.
- Super Bowl XLV: “I told him, we are not discussing changing our city’s name until he brings home that Lombardi Trophy. So Tom and I will have that discussion in due time. Yes, we will talk about that, changing ‘Tampa,’ since we are becoming a title town, to ‘Tompa Bay.’ We’ll have those discussions.” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor
- New England Jokes: Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback.… He’s a quarterback.
- The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated.
- What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver.
- Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?… So they can hear someone say “no missed calls.”
- New England Jokes: Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North.
- Super Bowl LII: Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?… They’re very talonted.
- New England Jokes: Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0!
- Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Super Bowl XLVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelce?
- What do the losing Super Bowl team and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night.
- New England Jokes: Patriots fans are being charged more money for Super Bowl tickets… It’s because of inflation.
- Ice Cream Jokes: What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundaes.
- Why can’t Mahomes call his momma after the Super Bowl?… No reception.
- Music Jokes: Super Bowl XLVIII: Can someone Usher me to the stage for the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
- Music Jokes: Super Bowl XLVII: What does Rihanna say when she doesn’t approve of Super Bowl commercials?… “Oh nah nah!”
- Super Bowl LIII: I guess the Rams ended the Super Bowl the way they ended the season… 13-3.
- Labor Day Jokes: How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts.
- Dad Jokes: What do you call a Super Bowl lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker.
- Math Jokes: We will never see Super Bowl LIVE… E is not a Roman Numeral.
- What’s the hardest thing about being a Super Bowl quarterback?… The ground.
- What’s the difference between O. J. Simpson and the losing Super Bowl team?… O. J. Simpson had a defense.
- Why are Super Bowl football stadiums always cool?… Because they’re full of fans.
- We may not get a Super Bowl ring… but we’ve got onion rings.
- So, it’s now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes?… They’re going right over my head.
- Losing Super Bowl Coach responding to interview question: “What do you think about the execution of your team? Coach Response: “I am all in favor of it!”
- Police Jokes: What Super Bowl play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
- Dog Jokes: Why didn’t the dog want to play in the Super Bowl?… He was a boxer.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Which 49ers player always gets the most dates?… Brock, he’s real Purdy!
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Which 49ers player does Travis Kelce need to worry about stealing Taylor Swift’s affections?… Definitely number 13, Brock. He is Purdy!
- Marriage Jokes: A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super bowl. He didn’t realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding – so he can’t go. If you’re interested,.. the church is in New York City and the bride’s name is Donna.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What did Christian say when he was tackled during the Super Bowl?… McCaff REALLY hurts!
- Dad Jokes: I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, “Cool! I wanna watch!” I said, “Why? Your cell phone tells time.”
- Time to huddle…around the chip bowl.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What does Samuel shout to Purdy during every play of the game?… Pass me Dee-ball!
- Music Jokes: What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?… It’s in half time.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Why does Travis Kelce listen to music on his phone before every football game?… Because he broke all the records!
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Why does Purdy always feel safe in the pocket?… Because he Banks on the fact that Aaron will always get his quarterback!
- Ground Hog Day Jokes: What is Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s favorite holiday?… Ground Hog Day!
- Music Jokes: No one knows what Lady Gaga is going to do during the Super Bowl… Because you can’t read her poker face.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Super Bowl?… Because he had no body to go with.
- How did the Seahawks feel after they lost the Super Bowl 24-6? “Deflated” “I’m just here so I don’t get fined”
- What was Elvis’s favorite Super Bowl snack?… The jailhouse guac!
- Super Bowl Episode 50: Peyton Strikes Back.
- What’s the difference between the losing Super Bowl football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
- Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go watch the Super Bowl!
- Super Bowl XLV: Should Tampa Bay be called Champ a Bay?
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Did you hear about how Mahomes almost got tackled during the last play of the Super Bowl?… Thankfully, he was saved by the Bell!
- Where is an archers favorite NFL stadium?… Arrowhead Stadium. Home of the Kansas City Chiefs.
- What do you say to greet someone when you first get to a Super Bowl party?… Gimme some pigskin!
- New England Jokes: Dad, how do you win a Super Bowl without cheating?… I don’t know son, we are Patriots fans.
- Cheerleading Jokes: Who are the happiest people at the Super Bowl?… The cheerleaders.
- The only penalty I know is double-dipping.
- Why was the Super Bowl receiver nicknamed “Bad News?”… Because bad news travels fast.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What did Purdy say to Brandon during the last play of the Super Bowl?… Aiyuk gonna catch this ball? If not, Samuel will!
- Why do field goal kickers bring string to the Super Bowl?… Just in case they need to tie the score.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Patrick Mahomes and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Brock Purdy and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
- Christmas Jokes: How did Scrooge win the Super Bowl?… The ghost of Christmas passed.
- Did you hear that Campbell’s is one of the main sponsors of the big game this year?… Talk about a Soup-er Bowl!
- Did you hear about the joke the Super Bowl quarterback told his receivers?… It went over their heads.
- How is the bad economy affecting the Super Bowl?… Instead of a coin toss they are now going to play rock, paper, scissors!
- What is harder for a Super Bowl receiver to catch the faster he runs?… His breath!
- Ground Hog Day Jokes: How was the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out.