101 Sturgeon Moon Jokes

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  1. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon on August 28, 2026.
  2. Shark Jokes: What sort of fish operates on a sick shark?… A sturgeon! 
  3. Fishing Jokes: I hope you catch a good view of the Sturgeon Moon tonight… It’s a real catch!
  4. Doctor Jokes: Do you think a surgeon likes the Sturgeon Full Moon?
  5. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe explain to me the meaning of Sturgeon Full Moon?
  6. Fishing Jokes: The Sturgeon Moon is a reminder that even big things can be caught with the right timing.
  7. Fishing Jokes: What do you get when you combine a sturgeon and a full moon?… A lot of fish puns!
  8. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the August Full Moon?
  9. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when it is the Sturgeon Full Moon?
  10. Why did the sturgeon cross the ocean?… To get to the other tide… during the Sturgeon Moon!
  11. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the month of the Sturgeon Moon.
  12. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the name of the August Full Moon.
  13. Why did the sturgeon moon cross the pond?… To get to the other tide!
  14. Why did the sturgeon moon cross the lake?… To get to the other tide!
  15. What do you call a sturgeon that loves the moon?… A moon-sturgeon!
  16. Fishing Jokes: Why are sturgeon so good at telling stories?… Because they have a lot of “tails” to tell.
  17. Why did the sturgeon blush during the Sturgeon Moon?… Because it saw its reflection in the water!
  18. Fishing Jokes: Sturgeon says to the nurse: “There’s so many patients; who do I fix first?”.. Nurse says: “Ahh, a talking fish!”
  19. Full Moon Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best full moon jokes.
  20. Walking Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” 
  21. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon.
  22. Music Jokes: What is the unofficial song of the full moon?… The Whole of the Moon by The Waterboys! 
  23. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
  24. My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see water on the moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic.
  25. Blood Moon Jokes: What is a vampire’s favorite type of moon?… A blood moon.
  26. What is Jason favorite full moon?… A Blood Moon that falls on Friday the 13th.
  27. Why is the moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
  28. NASA got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
  29. Wolf Moon Jokes: What do you call a wolf that knows when the next full moon is?… Awarewolf! 
  30. When somebody says that the moon landing was faked… Always reply “pfffft, you believe in the moon.”
  31. Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon. Neil before me.
  32. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon?
  33. Who owns the cow that jumped over the moon?… Neil Farmstrong.
  34. What type of money is used on the moon?… Star bucks. 
  35. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it.
  36. Wolf Moon Jokes: What’s do wolves eat before going to see the Full Wolf Moon?…  Awooooo-gula salad.
  37. Why don’t people live on the moon?… The cost of living there is astronomical!
  38. Who knew lunar humor could be so stellar?
  39. What did the Moon say to Saturn?… Give me a ring sometime!
  40. Music Jokes: What Bob Seger song is appropriate for a cloudy moon rise?… “Shame on the Moon.”
  41. Friday the 13th Jokes: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on a full moon?… It will be lit!
  42. Friday the 13th Jokes: What is Jason’s favorite full moon?… The Blood Moon.
  43. Walking Jokes: July 21, 1969: What is Neil Armstrong’s favorite Police song?… Walking on the Moon. (Music Jokes)
  44. Why doesn’t the moon shave?… Because it waxes!
  45. Did you hear about the football field NASA built on the moon?… They used astroturf.
  46. How much is the full moon worth?… One dollar. It has four quarters.
  47. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
  48. Monday Jokes: Monday  Music Playlist…..New Moon on Monday by Duran Duran.
  49. Pi Day Jokes: The moon’s not made of cheese… It’s a pi in the sky!
  50. Winter Solstice Jokes: What did the moon say on the longest night of the year?… “Hang in there. It’s just a phase!”
  51. What is the name of the fashion show on the moon?… A moonwalk.
  52. Hunter Moon Jokes: What is the NRA’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
  53. How do we know the man on the moon is bald?… He has no ‘air!
  54. Where do astronauts go for coffee when they get to the moon?… Starbucks.
  55. Hunter Moon Jokes: How do people celebrate a Hunter’s Moon?… with shots.
  56. I hear that the Government hired Stanley Kubrick to help film The Fake Moon Landing. But since Kubrick was such a perfectionist he forced the Government to film on location.  
  57. What did the moon say to his therapist?… I’m just going through a phase.
  58. What did the summer solstice say to the winter solstice?… “You’re looking a little shady!”
  59. Winter Solstice Jokes: Why did the moon go to school on the solstice?… Because it wanted to be a little brighter!
  60. What kind of underwear should you wear during a full moon?… Fruit of the Moon!
  61. Did you hear they built a nightclub on the moon?… It’s a far out location, but it lacks atmosphere.
  62. Why is an astronaut like a NFL football player?… They both want touchdowns! 
  63. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?… Because they make up everything, even the moon!
  64. What did the Earth say to the sun on the solstice?… “You’re really pushing my limits!”
  65. Music Jokes: What James Taylor Album is great for a full moon?… New Moon Shine.
  66. Music Jokes: What Jimmy Buffet songs are most popular during a full moon?… Beach House On The Moon, Come To The Moon and Everlasting Moon.
  67. How does the moon hold up it’s pants?… With an asteroid belt!
  68. What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?… A moon rock!
  69. Music Jokes: What Cat Stevens song is on every Full Moon playlist?…. Moonshadow.
  70. Music Jokes: What band is on every Full Moon playlist?… Walk the Moon.
  71. What song is on every full moon playlist?… Moonlight Feels Right by Starbuck.
  72. Music Jokes: What U2 song is on every Full Moon play list?… Hawkmoon 269.
  73. Sturgeon Moon Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon.
  74. What Jack Johnson song is great for the full moon?… Is one moon enough?
  75. The moon called… it’s time to shine!
  76. Stay wild, moon child.
  77. What does the moon like to read?… A comet book!
  78. Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?… To get to the other side?
  79. Where do rabbits go after they get married?… On their bunny moon!
  80. Only Apollo-gise and he will forgive you.
  81. What’s closer, France or the Moon?… The Moon, obviously! You can’t see France from here!
  82. What King Harvest song is popular during a full moon?… Dancing in the Moonlight.
  83. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full!
  84. How did the moon throw such a good party?… It planet.
  85. Why did the moon burp?… Because it was full!
  86. How did the leprechaun go to the moon?… In a sham-rocket.
  87. What did the US give Russia for landing on the moon after them?… A constellation prize!
  88. Hunter Moon Jokes: Who would be a great spokesperson for the October Moon?… Hunter Biden.
  89. What does the moon eat when it is hungry?… A satellite dish!
  90. “The moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?” Nah, it’s just going through a phase.
  91. Hunter Moon Jokes: What is Joe Biden’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
  92. What does the moon do when it gets dirty?… It is going to take a moon shower.
  93. What does Saturn say to the moon when it wants to propose?… Would you take my ring?
  94. What does the sun do when it sees the passing moon?… It heatwaves.
  95. What does a man wonder when his dog disappears during the full moon?… Where wolf?
  96. What does a cow say when it comes to the moon?… Mooooooon!
  97. What is the name of the daisy growing on the moon?… Nightsy.
  99. On which social network did the moon open a profile?… On spacebook.
  100. Why does no one trust the moon?… Because it has a dark side.
  101. Where do the astronauts keep their stuff when they come to the moon?… In the warehouse.
  102. What is the name of the main superhero on the moon?… Supermoon!
  103. What phone does the moon use?… Samsung Galaxy.
  104. What happens to the moon when it falls in love?… It becomes moonstruck.
  105. What is the moon’s favorite cocktail?… Cosmicpolitan.
  106. What is the moon’s favorite movie?… Twilight.
  107. Why is the moon in prison?… Because it was constantly mooning people.
  108. What does the moon say when it burps?… Oh, sorry, I’m full!
  109. What are the moon’s favorite gum?… Orbit.
  110. What does the werewolf do in the dressing room during the full moon?… He needs to change.
  111. What does the moon eat on its birthday?… A moonquake.
  112. Why is the moon no longer emo?… It turns out it was just a phase.
  113. Why does the moon have to clean?…. Because there’s a lot of stardust.
  114. What does the moon who loves food study?… Gastronomy.
  115. What do you have to have on the moon to be able to pay?… Mooney.
  116. Which way did the cow go to visit the moon?… A Milky Way.
  117. What does the moon say when it wants to be alone?… I need some space.